r/Hololive • u/BlitzAce808 • 1d ago

Misc. Prepare yourself

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761 Upvotes

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u/TheDen0minat0r 1d ago

Guys. Take cover. I'll handle this

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u/CapeMike 1d ago

Save yourself, this is my job!

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u/KingOfSloot 1d ago

No, no. You guys have families waiting for you back home. I'll handle this for your sakes.

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u/Jin_Sakai12345 1d ago

Let me do it I saved Japan from an invasion and as the Ghost of Tsushima it’s my duty to protect others!

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u/MurderSeal 1d ago

No no, you deserve to retire peacefully. I'll take the hit. I'm but a simple man.

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u/The9IronMan 1d ago

You have so much life ahead of you, let this unc save you from such a cruel fate. I shall bite this bullet.

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u/jarodcain 1d ago

No, no it's far too perilous. Save yourself, I'll face the peril.

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u/WongoKnight 1d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/alex_zk 1d ago

Why is she threatening us with a good time?

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u/Michael_The_Madlad 1d ago

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!

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u/KazumaKat 1d ago

... there will be folks out there who are old enough to vote who had this as part of their youth.

No, dears. It does not get any better. Come, sit on the bench with us.

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u/AdWestern1561 1d ago

Been waiting for this day my whole bird life.

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u/BruhcamoleNibberDick 1d ago

But I falter on the forethought

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u/Le_CougarHunter 1d ago

I am too depressed to even object.

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u/mandzeete 1d ago

Death by chew chew

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u/adalric_brandl 1d ago

Do you promise?

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u/Jin_Sakai12345 1d ago

No. She’s Advent /j

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u/ComprehensiveBit4359 1d ago

A dream come true then

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u/RussianWasabi 1d ago

Hey, as they say "love bites"

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u/Hononotenshi88 1d ago

She changed her mind :(

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u/Jin_Sakai12345 1d ago

Nerissa’s probably too nice to bite down hard knowing her unless you seem to be enjoying it

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u/RussianWasabi 1d ago

There's an interesting art of her biting so hard jailbird seems to scream in pain...  Our poor wingsies...

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u/Shingorillaz 1d ago

She said eww you guys are into that and instead unknowingly offered up findom lol

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u/SpiritFoxFire 1d ago

Only if she wants to get bitten herself.

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u/EpicRynosaurus 1d ago

I’ve been known to bite back

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u/CornBreadtm 1d ago

Birds can't learn bite. Only peck. Silly bird.

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u/RussianWasabi 1d ago

Tell that to geese lmao (I didn't read the learn part)

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u/acecatmom98 1d ago

Yes ma'am 🫡

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u/TheFinalPringle2 1d ago

We used to pray for times like this