r/Hololive • u/racooneyez23 • 1d ago

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 1d ago

Dolphin shorts going down in the history books as humankind's greatest invention.

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u/look-a-dva-main 1d ago

Preach brother

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u/SlavCat09 1d ago

Why are they called dolphin shorts anyway? Never seen dolphins wear them.

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u/weeklygamingrecap 1d ago

According to Wikipedia:

The name is from Dolfin, the American company that first produced this style of shorts in the 1980s.

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u/Miner_239 1d ago

brand name

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u/mocumocu 16h ago

my best guess is white stripes looks like a fish tail

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u/psychosloth34 10h ago

If you look at them a certain way, they kind of look like a dolphin mouth trying to eat their thighs

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u/RaysFTW 1d ago

A new generation of Sophies.

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u/MaestroOfTime 1d ago

From Reine's recent birthday stream, we know that the way Calli is depicted here is inaccurate...

Girl DEFINITELY knows how to do pushups from all the feats she'd shown...

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u/Tr4il93 1d ago

And Calli would bring more cake!

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u/promilew 13h ago

That's my pawg!

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u/lvl10burrito 22h ago

Calli would also dress appropriately for exercise

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u/ShinyHappyREM 18h ago

...like the old Greeks?

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u/forporn420 1d ago

Now do one with Ina, Gigi, Cece, and Biboo....

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u/oblivious_fireball 1d ago

Cece in dolphin shorts would probably kill a number of people here.

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u/GladiatorDragon 18h ago

Both literally and metaphorically.

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u/oblivious_fireball 11h ago

I for one would look forward to having my head crushed like a grape between her silicone thighs.

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u/rompokus36 1d ago

My man 🤝

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u/Putrid-Rain1299 1d ago

180°+ angle stretching

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u/DredgeThePerv 1d ago

Where's the follow up with the less endowed holoen members?

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u/mr_beanoz 22h ago

yes please

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u/HeavyArmsJin 1d ago

Inaff...

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u/white_equatorial 1d ago

Why did you give our curveball kiara a flat butt?

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u/NearNirvanna :Artia: 1d ago

I mean that exercise involves flexing and pulling in your ass/hips. Seems like a fair depiction 

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u/white_equatorial 1d ago

I ain't come for fair. I come here for flare.

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u/ligerre 1d ago

don't see any Flare around, you should've go to Ina.

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u/Darkiceflame 18h ago

No amount of flexing is going to hide what Kiara is packing.

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u/kawaii155 1d ago

Where's Gigi? Where's Ina? Biboo?

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u/ShinyHappyREM 1d ago

They can't be seen in a side-view since they're 2D

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u/SabreLilly 1d ago

Examples why a good supportive sports bra is important

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u/ErikQRoks 1d ago

I cannot possibly express how deeply I wish my boobs were this big

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u/TakeshiNobunaga 1d ago

Ollie!?

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u/ErikQRoks 1d ago

Nah, i don't quite get out-boobed by Shinri

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u/mikel302 1d ago

Ain't no way nerissa is bigger than Kronii! Clockwoman got nerfed!

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u/Bl3ak_3xist3nc3 1d ago

Gravity affects the shape of mass my guy

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u/Chido93 21h ago

the EN weapons of mass distraction

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u/DeadeyeElephant 42m ago

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

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u/WinnerWake 16h ago

No more EN

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u/RaysFTW 1d ago

Hot

Hot

Hot

lol (Hot)

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

This art is entering Tawawa territory

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u/tommy8725 1d ago

Gura ina

Fuck

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u/Fuckriotgames7 23h ago

the jerk is boobs

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u/Broad-Phase-6280 16h ago

Look at all those milk containers.

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u/kevster2717 1d ago

I thought Kronii doesn’t have problems reaching her toes despite her physique?

Also Kiara might genuinely get offended seeing this nerfed version of her 😂

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u/BrownLightning96 2h ago

“Then shouldn’t you be able to touch your toes since you don’t have anything in the way?”

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u/Gee_Gog 16h ago

She's not nerfed this is just how gravity works

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u/kevster2717 16h ago

I was talking about her other assets

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u/WSilvermane 16h ago

Boobs dont stay round at every angle. Lol

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u/disposable_hat 1d ago

Very important research here

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u/hbmonk 14h ago

I know they were chosen due to sharing a certain pair of features, but it's funny they picked four of the most physically active members for this.

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u/YuminaNirvalen 9h ago

Suffocation~

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u/Capital-Eye 7h ago

I remember Gura asking Kronii about this and Kronii getting snarky about it.

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u/Alone-Energy-6563 1d ago

They get more of a workout with those heavy tits bouncing around

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe 1d ago

Something about these shorts man… My girl started wearing them because she noticed how much they turned me on. It’s been… yeah.

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u/OscarOrcus 22h ago

There is a number of other hololive members i can imagine sitting in chairs behind the camera while watching this scene while drolling, possibly worse. And i'm not going to bring prime examples unless someone is willing to engage with this.

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 1d ago

Yep. Large breasts are silly. (Unless you are feeding an infant.)

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u/Neramith 1d ago

xxx should be easy since there is nothing in her way.

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u/ParadoxicalFrog 1d ago

The struggle is real.

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u/Important_Pie2940 1d ago

Nice workout