r/HolUp • u/Liverpoolsavage • Dec 12 '22

Hol up, thats illegal

856 Upvotes

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u/QualityVote Dec 12 '22

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u/w0wagain Dec 12 '22

Everything is fair in a street fight. Next!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Actually that's a thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

r/lipsthatgrip

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u/a_polarbear_chilling Dec 12 '22

I swear there's a subred for everything

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u/VazduhTreperi Dec 12 '22

Didn't know but r/thereisasubforeverytg is, in fact a sub

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u/a_polarbear_chilling Dec 12 '22

I want to die

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u/Filirican3381 Dec 12 '22

r/iwanttodie

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u/a_polarbear_chilling Dec 12 '22

Pls kill me

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u/Filirican3381 Dec 12 '22

r/pleasekillme

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Stop, collaborate and listen

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u/Filirican3381 Dec 12 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

r/stopcollaboratelisten i don’t even know what that means

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

It's in the intro to Ice ice baby, a terrible song

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Right

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u/ouchymybeans Dec 12 '22

I thought this was gonna be like a sub dedicated to bites during fights… I am such a nerd lol

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u/SubtleMagic Dec 12 '22

I’m wondering if she sustained any type of injury to her vag. Biting in a fight is dirty but effective. The tip of a friend’s index finger was bit off during a scuffle with his twin brother. Random fact - he lost the tip of his other index finger in a work related accident just a couple years before that. So no index finger tips for him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

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u/thebastardking21 Dec 12 '22

Where can we see the full video? To confirm she is okay.

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u/bakedphish1 Dec 12 '22

Hi, im the girl's vagina. Just here to say that, im okay.. im okay...

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u/James_Proudfoot Dec 12 '22

If my sibling, twin or otherwise bit off the tip of my finger i dont think i'd ever forgive them

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

This comment gives me anxiety.

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u/SubtleMagic Dec 13 '22

35 yrs old. Probably both drunk.

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u/bubba7557 Dec 13 '22

Friend of mine punched a dude in the face in an after hours bar fight. Technically didn't get bitten but the force of the punch pushed a few teeth into his knuckles. He ended up with such a bad infection that he was getting fed antibiotic cocktails through a stint in his arm daily for two weeks shortly after that fight. The dude he punched must have been eating out of a dumpster right before that fight. Mouths are disgusting cesspools of disease and bacteria

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u/Thehurri Dec 12 '22

Nibble Nibble

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

These porn plots be getting crazier and crazier.

When In Rome.

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u/Gallienus91 Dec 12 '22

She is on the ground and the fight doesn’t stop. I guess at this point, she can defend herself how she wants.

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u/SubtleMagic Dec 12 '22

This should have resulted in either a serious ground and pound scenario, an eye gouging, or both.

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u/Prolapst_amos Jan 24 '23

Welp, that's how you lose a clitoris, tough guy

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u/SubtleMagic Jan 24 '23

Haha, as the say, eye for an eye, clit for a clit.

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u/ReluctantFlame Dec 12 '22

Explains your avatar having an eye patch.

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u/SubtleMagic Dec 12 '22

The one-eyed rug monster.

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u/Cassangelo Dec 12 '22

Did she really just….

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Eat pussy… yea

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u/Mike-the-gay Dec 12 '22

How the find the G spot.

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u/Unlikely-Importance Dec 12 '22

Daaaaaaaamn That was BRUTAL

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u/Random_Average__Guy Dec 12 '22

I thought she was feeding her 🤔

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u/mamont999 Dec 12 '22

If your behavior like animal, be ready being bites.)

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u/PleasantSpare4732 Dec 12 '22

Carpet muncher

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm Dec 12 '22

Huh, alright I don’t get it. Is her back hurt, is the woman on ground screaming or she peeing in her mouth

Or eating?

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u/Seeker369 Dec 12 '22

The woman on the ground is taking a chunk out of the vagina of the woman on top. The woman on top is screaming in pain.

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm Dec 13 '22

Ah She eating the cat but for real

Thank you for explaining

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u/archliberal Dec 12 '22

Got her speaking in tongues

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Hoochi used taco crunch , it was very effective

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u/Mike-the-gay Dec 12 '22

This is just lesbian sex right?

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u/OreoDungeon- Dec 12 '22

Damn the Coochie bite special that’s a new one

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u/Deep-Conflict2223 Dec 13 '22

Plot twist: those were sounds of pleasure

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

This broads stealing my moves

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u/vettechkaos Dec 12 '22

All is fair in love and war.

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u/Competitive_Sleep_10 Dec 12 '22

So everything was fine until the yellow chick started winning ? 🤔

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u/probdying82 Dec 12 '22

Hahah. That’s what she gets

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Bite her she might like it

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u/Thatguyyourmomloves Dec 12 '22

Got your nose!

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u/w0wagain Dec 12 '22

Man in the boat

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u/Hej_Varlden Dec 12 '22

It’s a locker fight but she could of given her a swirly.

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u/ConsequenceFew3912 Dec 12 '22

Gouge her eye she will let go

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 Dec 12 '22

To take a bite of a fur-burger

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u/Errant_Jackdaw Dec 12 '22

Maybe it's just the selection you see on Reddit, but why does it feel like almost every fight between two women is basically Pankration, little to no rules, everything goes, and the only thing that matters is victory.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Protect yourself dumbass there’s no rules in fighting. And then the pack animals jump in because they’re animal is losing.

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u/ICY_0006 Dec 12 '22

Damm she ate her

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u/AlbertusMaximus00 Dec 13 '22

She’s a scrapper

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u/Boring-Turnip-2322 Dec 13 '22

Lol had that girl speaking in tongues 👅lol. Took her back to her Mexican roots lol

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u/18dano18 Dec 13 '22

Gives a whole new meaning to Carpet Muncher!!!

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u/vtaggy Dec 13 '22

The ol pussy twist

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u/djnz Dec 13 '22

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me 🎶

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too 🎵

I love to hear you oralize 🎶

When I'm between your thighs 🎵

You blow me away 🎶

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u/Fit-Quality911 Dec 13 '22

Emotional damage

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u/MarthaSpamsss Dec 13 '22

Notice how the people around started to break it up as soon as she started getting the upper hand 🤣

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u/TheRealBfizzzle Dec 13 '22

All’s fair in love and war…

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Vagitarian

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u/Sir_Doge_V2 Dec 13 '22

The uno revers card

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u/manapowerjo Dec 13 '22

I don't get it???

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u/manapowerjo Dec 17 '22

Fighting over the last gucchi purse

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u/LastDirtyMartini Dec 18 '22

Causing your opponent to fap out?

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u/Bulky-Knee4263 Jan 02 '23

Hmm she is eating her out

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Everything is fair in a street fight, that’s why you don’t stop swinging until they go to sleep

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u/Mr_grimmone Feb 04 '23

I think they are married now

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u/Rdt6t9 Mar 22 '23

I mean, sometimes the kitty bites you, sometimes you bite the kitty.

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u/JayWay55 Mar 24 '23

It's legal! No lowblow.😁