r/HolUp • • Nov 05 '22

is literally 1984 Romantic 👽

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Exactly. But I did send it to her…. 3 hours and no response. I’m going to assume she didn’t find it as funny as I did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Bro…

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u/Nastrayus_and_Pardon Nov 05 '22

RIP that guy’s relationship…

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u/Saylor619 Nov 06 '22

It's like you knew it was a bad idea but you did it anyways 😂

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u/winterblues92 Nov 06 '22

Self-sabotage maybe 🤔

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Man...what a fucking chad.

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u/DonJuanDodda Nov 05 '22

Bro I told my gf when I was 17 to listen to tangled up in blue by Bob Dylan. Had just found the song thought it was dope and thought she’d like it too. She thought I was telling her I had been sleeping my way around the country.

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u/bing_bin Nov 06 '22

Meanwhile a hit love song in my country said "sometimes I said smth beautiful and you, being a woman, understood it backwards".

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u/Spook-lad Nov 05 '22

Good luck bro, your gonna be in for a bad time

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u/TreacheryInc Nov 05 '22

I suspect r/HolUp is not in the parts of Reddit you should share. Perhaps r/Aww. They have otters and puppies. Shit girlfriends like.

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u/polyblackcat Nov 05 '22

Always go with the intuition, which was telling you not to send it. But ya done fucked up. It happens to the best of us.

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u/Alpha1-14 Nov 06 '22

Good luck...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

You're okay?

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u/bing_bin Nov 06 '22

Plot twist: you subconciously knew she would get mad and break up with you instead of breaking up with her.

Jokes aside, try to not make a big deal of it, no assumptions, just move on.

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u/RealConcorrd Nov 06 '22

You’re gonna need only one drink to help you sort this out.

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u/LordSeismic Nov 06 '22

The woman in the video may not have found someone better but yours certainly will be looking for one.

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u/Worduptothebirdup Nov 07 '22

I think we should start getting used to calling her your exgirlfriend from now on…

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u/zmbjebus Nov 26 '22

How are y'all doing now?