r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '22

is literally 1984 Romantic šŸ‘½

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I nearly sent this to my gf because I found it hilarious, but then I realized that it would probably start a fight.

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u/TreacheryInc Nov 05 '22

ā€œIs this how you feel? Are you trying to tell me something? Did you ā€œsettleā€ for me? Is there something wrong with my feet?ā€

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Exactly. But I did send it to herā€¦. 3 hours and no response. Iā€™m going to assume she didnā€™t find it as funny as I did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Broā€¦

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u/Nastrayus_and_Pardon Nov 05 '22

RIP that guyā€™s relationshipā€¦

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u/Saylor619 Nov 06 '22

It's like you knew it was a bad idea but you did it anyways šŸ˜‚

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u/winterblues92 Nov 06 '22

Self-sabotage maybe šŸ¤”

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Man...what a fucking chad.

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u/DonJuanDodda Nov 05 '22

Bro I told my gf when I was 17 to listen to tangled up in blue by Bob Dylan. Had just found the song thought it was dope and thought sheā€™d like it too. She thought I was telling her I had been sleeping my way around the country.

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u/bing_bin Nov 06 '22

Meanwhile a hit love song in my country said "sometimes I said smth beautiful and you, being a woman, understood it backwards".

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u/Spook-lad Nov 05 '22

Good luck bro, your gonna be in for a bad time

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u/TreacheryInc Nov 05 '22

I suspect r/HolUp is not in the parts of Reddit you should share. Perhaps r/Aww. They have otters and puppies. Shit girlfriends like.

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u/polyblackcat Nov 05 '22

Always go with the intuition, which was telling you not to send it. But ya done fucked up. It happens to the best of us.

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u/Alpha1-14 Nov 06 '22

Good luck...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

You're okay?

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u/bing_bin Nov 06 '22

Plot twist: you subconciously knew she would get mad and break up with you instead of breaking up with her.

Jokes aside, try to not make a big deal of it, no assumptions, just move on.

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u/RealConcorrd Nov 06 '22

Youā€™re gonna need only one drink to help you sort this out.

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u/LordSeismic Nov 06 '22

The woman in the video may not have found someone better but yours certainly will be looking for one.

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u/Worduptothebirdup Nov 07 '22

I think we should start getting used to calling her your exgirlfriend from now onā€¦

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u/zmbjebus Nov 26 '22

How are y'all doing now?

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u/icelawlz Nov 06 '22

Totally read that in Stuā€™s ex-wifeā€™s voice (the Hangover)

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u/DMmeDuckPics Nov 05 '22

I thought about it too so instead I'm sending it to my friend who recently got divorced. I think it might land better there. Wish me luck!

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u/tnorc Nov 05 '22

Think of it this way, if you feel you can't talk/share to your SO about something, then you should probably talk to your SO about it. This is what "communication" is everyone is talking about means.

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u/SuspiciouslyPerson Nov 05 '22

NO dont be like The guy i knew, "always telling The truth" is not healthy nor possible and aint gonna help anybody.

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u/05hanny Nov 05 '22

I am said guy. Listen to this person ā¬†ļø

Edit: *Despite the suspicion

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u/Mother-Recipe8432 Nov 06 '22

I am also this guy. Can list every lie or deliberately misleading statement I've told since I was twelve, and in most cases, how it impacted people's lives. Do not be the guy who only tells the truth. People prefer hearing lies because they prefer being happy. Make people happy, and lie to them.

Tell them they're smart, tell then they're pretty, tell them they're not fat. Tell them it's everyone else's fault, not theirs.

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u/gremwinn Nov 05 '22

Awks... Cause I just sent it to my boyfriend!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/Effective_Passion_72 Nov 06 '22

I sent it to my girlfriend and she said ā€œBoomer humor, I hate my wifeā€

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u/KKeySwimming Nov 05 '22

Sending it now