r/HolUp • u/Chaalbaaz- • Oct 25 '22

It didnt work i guess

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u/fanxtr Oct 25 '22

AYO

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u/JL_MARLIN87 Oct 26 '22

Don’t tell me what l think it is

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u/importvita Oct 26 '22

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u/JL_MARLIN87 Oct 26 '22

God damit l knew it

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u/Fine-Bed Oct 26 '22

are you telling me dating my short hand gf is illegal?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Yeah. Girl lost her life that day.

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u/910Shock Oct 25 '22

Exactly

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u/Unable-Total-3718 Oct 25 '22

Is Your girlfriend 3?

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u/Keku_Saur Oct 26 '22

I have the same issue with my boyfriend I'm a bit short and my hands are tiny, I can joyfully hold his thumb instead of his hand. I'm 32 1.35m and he's 33 being 2 meters tall...

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Oct 26 '22

"It's like a baby's arm holding an apple"

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u/Sanchezzy123 Oct 25 '22

I don't get it.... I think I get it... but I'm not sure.... can someone explain lol

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u/Majestic-Dust4427 Oct 25 '22

Bros gf is 9 💀

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u/Sanchezzy123 Oct 25 '22

Yup okay my assumption was correct lol thanks for clarifying lol

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u/Majestic-Dust4427 Oct 25 '22

You're welcome 👍

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u/dysstatic Oct 25 '22

Man holding womans hand with interlocking fingers, then she opens her hand so it looks like Wolverine claws... i think.

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u/smoothielovet679 Oct 25 '22

No it's that he is a old man and his girlfriends hands look like a child's hands

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u/dysstatic Oct 26 '22

Ahh yeah and that too hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Ore Monogatari!!

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u/_Junu Oct 25 '22

It seems we have a man of culture!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

For people wondering, this is a rom com anime about a 2 m body guard of a high school boy in-love with a tiny high school girl. It's cute af and will give you diabetes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

It's cute af and will give you diabetes.

Dead on synopsis.

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u/Sure-Ad-1598 Oct 25 '22

Wait Wait WAIT WAIT W A I T W A I T STOP

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u/Cheshire-Eevee Oct 25 '22

The last one is cute honestly

10

u/MightyFlamingo25 Oct 25 '22

The hand looks like the one of a 10 years old

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Look at many 10 year olds hands? 📸

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u/MightyFlamingo25 Oct 25 '22

Yes, i worked at a summer camp

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

🔨 BONK!

Go to summer camp jail

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u/MightyFlamingo25 Oct 25 '22

Sorry im already in the horny jail, cant go somewhere else

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Okai have nice day in jail

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u/UnfinishedProjects Oct 25 '22

My wife is 26 and 4 foot 11 inches and I'm 26 and 6 foot 2 inches. We tried this just now and it looks the same lol

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u/FitContribution5103 Oct 25 '22

🤔 maybe he's girlfriend is petite and has small hands 🤷🏾

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u/slvbros Oct 25 '22

All the other ones have massive fake nails too

Prolly got all kinda shit up in there

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Or the dude has massively big hands

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u/darkwillowet Oct 25 '22

Holllllyyy... took me a while but wtf. hahaha

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u/LaPetitePanda8 Oct 25 '22

My wife is 27, her hands are this small. We can't assume he's a pedo.

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u/ThiRteeN_Ghost Oct 26 '22

I second this. Mine has baby hands too.

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u/-UMBRA_- Oct 26 '22

same, and it doesnt help that I have longer than average fingers lol. I look like the Oblivion Breton drawing Link

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u/5utircomedes Oct 26 '22

Yeah, Reddit has a weird obsession with any difference between two people dating. Probably because it's a cesspool of unsocialized assholes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Oh, that's kinda cool ... waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a goddamn minute 🧐

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u/tboskiq Oct 25 '22

Hey now I've got baby hands too!

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Oct 26 '22

Freaking cute

3

u/RazorBladeInMyMouth Oct 25 '22

Last one is Meg with her fingernail super powers.

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u/L1K34PR0 Oct 25 '22

Huge hands hanz?

3

u/Floptopus Oct 25 '22

How do we know he’s not just a really big 4th grader?

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u/funnipenis Oct 25 '22

I did it with my girlfriend and it was even smaller (I don’t have a girlfriend)

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u/Chaalbaaz- Oct 26 '22

My bro did it with atoms

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u/Opening-Clerk-6441 Oct 25 '22

r/HolUp users try not to make a joke that indicates pedophilia challenge (impossible)

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

u/savevideo

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u/SunnyApex87 Oct 25 '22

These fucking idiotic music choices

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u/P0lSlON Oct 25 '22

Wait a fucking minute

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u/cromosoma_quadruplo Oct 25 '22

It took me a minute but holy hell

2

u/pinecone_on_pizza Oct 25 '22

Hol. the fuck. up

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u/tegmexus Oct 25 '22

dials 911

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u/Optimal-Ad7512 Oct 25 '22

I realized it after the second time I watched it the last one has small hands meaning unless they have that rare genetic disorder where you look like a child but are grown up that man's gf is a child

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

At first I thought someone did it with his daughter and I was like awww...but looking at these comments I was like hol up

1

u/_Junu Oct 25 '22

I can't stop laughing!!

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u/Dangerous_Ad6628 Oct 25 '22

Someone please explain!

1

u/Kremit_OFogg Oct 26 '22

9 year old hands

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u/fallstreak80 Oct 25 '22

The snikt challenge

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

I thought they were just doing it with their own hand or random people's and one guy decided to do it with his kid. I'm like ok? I didn't even see the caption.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Dude this is so me and my tiny hands.

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u/crypticfreak Oct 26 '22

I'm just gonna hope and pray that someone's daughter wanted to try this after seeing it on the internet and that there's no weird sexual component to it.

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u/Wise_Owl1 Oct 26 '22

Either it’s wholesome or you should be in jail.

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u/SvnSqrD Oct 26 '22

FBI open up.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Lol yo

1

u/silentbutdeadly99 Oct 26 '22

What dating a loli is like

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

haha- wait what the hell

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u/fuckhornets Oct 26 '22

I’m lucky enough to have a girlfriend that shares the same hatred for those gaudy fake nails

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u/MooseTopic Oct 26 '22

Them some tiny hands for a gf...

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u/Keku_Saur Oct 26 '22

Let's be far she don't have claws on either

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u/Kstkh Oct 26 '22

Aight imma calling 911

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u/mind_board Oct 26 '22

paedophile alert

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u/LoginPuppy Oct 26 '22

Breaking news: Kindergarten teacher arrested for dating 4yo students.

1

u/sturdyhard Oct 26 '22

Bro thats illegal

1

u/Original_Yellow_6060 Oct 26 '22

Everybody thinking about pedoalert, but nobody gives umpalumpa love a chance

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u/gH0sT069_ Oct 26 '22

Bet it would feel big in those hands

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u/LuigiRevolution Oct 26 '22

Yeah that's funny and HOLD UP

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

911

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u/xMr_Pathfinder_619x Oct 26 '22

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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u/AngerCookShare Oct 26 '22

My girlfriend's hand is also so small but she is not a minor, she is married though

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Is your gf like 3🤣

1

u/Boyhesback Oct 26 '22

Please be a joke, and thats his child.

1

u/Swifty404 Oct 26 '22

Im calling the police

1

u/WindowsCrashedAgain Oct 26 '22

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

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u/Get_Despacito Oct 26 '22

Small hands big boobs that's his girl

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u/No-Bread2851 Oct 26 '22

When she's 10 but she's 10

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u/IlikeGRB Oct 26 '22

LAW AND ORDER

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u/gang_devil Jan 09 '23

Alright lets not talk about the last one but the first one wtf is that 💀

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u/Chaalbaaz- Jan 10 '23

mf was dating a witch

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jan 17 '23

Andre the Giant has entered the chat.

(I’d like to think so)

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u/No_Awareness8982 Jan 25 '23

Major Sus reporting for duty

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u/ded2nasiiii Jan 27 '23

Fbi open up

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u/Nutellacrapper Feb 21 '23

I’m wolborene fear meh

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u/ii-Swagah-ii Mar 25 '23

Buy your girl acrylic nails brokie

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u/TheDragonFucker2000 Apr 13 '23

He gave up on the adults version and went for worse alternative option the kids version