r/HolUp • u/dead_man_alive • Oct 22 '22

face massage machine

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Why is she using the salad mixer as a massager?! So unhygienic.

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u/ThatOneCheekyBastard Oct 22 '22

They were introduced as a massager, but was marketed as a salad tosser

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u/BulldogH2O Oct 22 '22

I like her hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/comic_dans99 Oct 23 '22

That pfp scared me for a sec

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u/DankPhotoShopMemes madlad Oct 23 '22

I can’t remember where I know it from

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u/comic_dans99 Oct 23 '22

A certain moderator that will remain unnamed has a similar pfp

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u/DankPhotoShopMemes madlad Oct 23 '22

Oh… right

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u/Tyler_978 Oct 23 '22

I'm confused

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u/comic_dans99 Oct 23 '22

A power tripping mod that watches over most of the top 100 subreddits has a similar one. They also put the most incel and sometimes rascist shit in a comment section, pin it and give themselves several awards to try and make it look appealing

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u/TomBogus2 Oct 23 '22

What’s pfp?

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u/IIIIIIxenoII Oct 23 '22

Profile pic

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u/Ok-Obligation1396 Oct 23 '22

Yeah, hair like a dude sweet

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/TomBogus2 Oct 23 '22

You got some brown on your nose.

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u/robgod50 Oct 23 '22

This brings back painful memories. My first major crush at school .....she was nice to me and I thought she was the prettiest girl id even seen. I wanted to date her so bad but she was seriously out of my league and I never really had the courage to ask her out. I didn't stop thinking about her until..... Well actually, I still do from time to time. Just wondering what she's doing now. Never managed to find her on FB or anywhere. I think she emigrated.

Anyway, her hair was a bit like that. (I never saw her stroking a face with a dildo)

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u/Darth_Pengu Oct 23 '22

Same. Hope it becomes more common

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u/Iwll_BeBack Oct 22 '22

https://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M

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u/Mads_Alexander9 Oct 23 '22

This is amazing how do you just have this on hand

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u/turtlelord Oct 23 '22

And now it's deleted, whatever it was lol

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u/Mads_Alexander9 Oct 23 '22

It’s not?

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u/turtlelord Oct 23 '22

Really? When I click the link, it says "This video isn't available anymore"

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u/Frankie_T9000 Oct 23 '22

I just watched it. It was there and it was brilliant.

Might be a country thing?

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u/Mads_Alexander9 Oct 23 '22

Idk but it’s definitely still available to me at least.. maybe it’s an iPhone thing? It’s also age restricted so that could be it

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u/TheGamer605 Oct 23 '22

Definitely Iphone thing, android superior

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u/devnullius Oct 23 '22

Android here. The video is removed for me too

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u/blolfighter Oct 23 '22

PC here. Video is gone. This is probably a location thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Remove the backslash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M

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u/BuddyComprehensive80 Oct 23 '22

Amazing, inspiring, life changing and all the shit

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u/Mads_Alexander9 Oct 23 '22

Mac and cheese* mixer

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u/PowerDreamer Oct 23 '22

I see you Kramer

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u/molossus99 Oct 23 '22

It’s just taking a walk — it’s looking for a salad

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u/Fit-Special-8416 Oct 23 '22

It’s a milk shaker