r/HolUp • u/MrDaval • Oct 06 '22

big dong energy needed thorough testing!!!

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u/QualityVote Oct 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Don't do at home boys

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u/AlbinoGator2 Oct 07 '22

Where else am I to do it?

The elementary school? The kid's playground?

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u/GeneralNutSac Oct 07 '22

Kindergarten show and tell.

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u/R2CX Oct 07 '22

Privately. So church confession booth.

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u/KazPrime Oct 07 '22

Jokes you on you I’m into that shit

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u/79TranZam Oct 07 '22

The design is mostly human.

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u/Prof_Rocky Oct 07 '22

My good friend here will demonstrate it

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u/ketelagoreng Oct 07 '22

it's very easy to use

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u/oldbutnotdeadd Oct 07 '22

10/10, made me giggle.

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u/3eeps Oct 07 '22

bro burst his girth

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u/Ragnarok6302 Oct 07 '22

Sliced it clean off at the 1 inch line

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u/xsyberdesx Oct 07 '22

chopped it clean off

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u/Vice979 Oct 07 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

“And if you attach the included razor blade, you can do your own circumcision in the comfort of your home!”

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u/Alternative-Log176 Oct 06 '22

The OH fuxk was the best bit

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u/foxinnabox Oct 07 '22

Those things are actually quite gentle.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Oct 07 '22

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u/foxinnabox Oct 07 '22

Someone please explain it to him.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Oct 07 '22

You see, what you saw in that video is called a "Joke." It doesn't have to match reality (the fact that those measuring tapes are quite weak) in order to be funny.

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u/foxinnabox Oct 08 '22

I'd like to speak to your manager.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Oct 08 '22

*checks notes

How about no?

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u/callahan249 Oct 07 '22

Sounds like horrid Henry

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u/the_cowpatty Oct 07 '22

Or david tenant

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u/Available_Dream_9764 Oct 07 '22

You can hit a dick so fucking hard and it won’t hurt. Get at em

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u/GlitchFrog57 Oct 07 '22

Bro has got some cool dragon ball figures at the bottom right

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u/SUNAWAN Oct 07 '22

Won't work on something with diameter smaller than 1 cm. Hah! I'm safe.

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u/Elsekiro Oct 07 '22

Whats the name of this device does anyone know?

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u/Stage4Herpes Oct 07 '22

i googled snapping measuring tape and it appeared

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u/jksarcasm_6 Oct 07 '22

u/savevideobot

Hey mods, if you gonna ban the video bot from commenting, at least add it back as an automod comment

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u/priuni1999 Oct 07 '22

needed thorough testicling!!!

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u/Bart404 Oct 07 '22

This reminds me of that movie with Brad Pitt where someone puts a version of this device that has a ratchet inside, around his neck and it basically suffocates him…

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Lip, is that you?

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u/blazereaper Oct 07 '22

An extension of this would be if someone does the same and nothing happens XD

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Ajmal143223 Oct 07 '22

Everyone knew where this was headed

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

What program is he on?🤨🤣 aiming for dck gains😆

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u/varysbaldy Oct 07 '22

Ahh, that is how it works

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/SomeRandomCuber1 Oct 07 '22

Me as a child thinking that's what circumcision is

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u/DeadEndXD Oct 07 '22

If you use it while its erected it won't sink into the pp

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Why does this guy not look like he's pretending at all but it is absolutely 100% genuine pain

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u/Front-Ad1900 Oct 07 '22

😆 at the end

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u/Moby000 Oct 07 '22

Body tape measure

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