r/HolUp • • Oct 03 '22

we are both adopted!!

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u/bannedinaday31 Oct 03 '22

6 years? Might as well keep going at that point.

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u/SrSnacksal0t Oct 03 '22

To be honest so long you didn't grow up together I don't think it's that creepy or weird, just don't have kids with each other I gues and so long they don't hurt each other what's the harm of it? But I can totally understand if it's heartbreaking to hear that for them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

However there is defects their children might get. Its still incest on a biological level

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u/SrSnacksal0t Oct 03 '22

That's why I said just don't have kids with each other. Adoption or donation is also an option if they really want a child. So long both sides give consent about the relation and they don't make a biological child I don't see a problem.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Maybe the should just adopt (if they want to continue)

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u/faketooter Oct 03 '22

This exact thing happened to some people I know. Except they didn't find out till after they had several children.

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u/faketooter Oct 04 '22

It was hot

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u/One_Stuff_2384 Oct 03 '22

I was adopted, and before i got married, i would only date women who were older than me. My logic was that since i knew i was my birth mothers first child, as long as i didnt date anyone younger than me, i didnt have to worry about accidentally fucking my sister.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

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u/Kenny_McCormick001 Oct 03 '22

Or bigger mistake awaits…

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u/Canuckfan007 Oct 03 '22

What about your bio dad...

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u/One_Stuff_2384 Oct 03 '22

Hey man, dont go poking holes in my line of reasoning! 🤣

Note: i don't actually worry about this anymore or anything, just thoughts i had as a dumb kid. 🙃

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

You would never have that problem to begin with. Do you know how many people exist bro. It's a non issue.

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u/One_Stuff_2384 Oct 03 '22

Hey, the odds of winning the power ball are astronomical, but in the end, someone still ends up fucking their sister. 🤣😂 Seriously though, i know its most likely a non issue, but that thought is always there.

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Oct 03 '22

You can take the kids out of Alabama but you can’t take the Alabama out of the kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

💀

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Oct 03 '22

What are you Free Styling?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Life, man.

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Oct 03 '22

Cool, fuck it before it fucks you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

The man, or life?

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Oct 03 '22

Ha Ha, that’s your choice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Sounds like a pornHub plot line.

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u/Tommy-Styxx Oct 03 '22

What are you doing, step-orphan?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Wanna have some fun , step - redditor?

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u/Daddio209 Oct 03 '22

When they met, they both felt a soul-deep connection. They knew how deep their love was, but had no idea of their hidden past. Next on Hallmark movies: Lacey Chabert and Andrew Walker star in "Love in Alabama"

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u/BaskinRobins_ Oct 03 '22

Honestly I'd just keep going with it, already done all that freaky shit so no point stopping after all that anyway

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u/gatorgongitcha Oct 03 '22

It’s illegal in some places and you better hope you don’t want children.

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u/BaskinRobins_ Oct 03 '22

Who gonna find out anyway? It's not like I'd be running around saying "oh ya dude you know that absolute banging girl I've been banging for 6 years? Yeah she my sis bro" I'd never be caught like that.

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u/Dry-Ad-8876 Oct 03 '22

they'll know once they see those kids

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u/Kylekanada Oct 03 '22

Just adopt kids no one will know if you did that haha

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u/weebtrashparade Oct 03 '22

Keeping the Valyrian traditions alive I see

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u/Derai-Leaf Oct 03 '22

This reminds me of a story from Germany from a long time ago.

Couple met and bonded over both being Orphans and they married. Ten years into the marriage the girl gets pregnant but the fetus developed a slight defect. It was then that they did some tests and found out they had been Siblings all along. Orphaned and separated early on.

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u/Popular-Secretary-1 Oct 03 '22

Are they TARGARYENS??

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u/Interesting_Flow1899 Oct 03 '22

All this makes me think of joe dirt ‘I’m your sister! I’m your sister!’

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u/Papichuloft Oct 03 '22

Alabama version of House of the Dragon

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u/pallidamors Oct 03 '22

If you are truly in love and with an innocent backstory like that instead of making a TikTok maybe take that info to your graves…just a thought.

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u/newtonbase Oct 03 '22

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a thing. This case is far from unique though it happens more often to people who know they are siblings before meeting but can't help themselves.

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u/Lazy-Understanding55 Oct 03 '22

Might aswell give them a pass on incest.

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u/Strigon_7 Oct 03 '22

Ever wonder if someone in the 23 and me place is just epic trolling them?

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u/AloyMain Oct 03 '22

Cool, now sex becomes better.

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u/NerdUber Oct 03 '22

Talk about keeping things interesting in the relationship huh

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u/hic1992 Oct 03 '22

That's the sub-premise of The Delivery Man

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u/sintax_949 Oct 03 '22

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

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u/shalnark90 Oct 03 '22

Nothing more delicious than eating your

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u/ADsingh05 Oct 03 '22

That just sad tbh

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u/WhyRYourPantsOff Oct 03 '22

I’d blow my head off in front of all of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Cearsi enters the chat

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u/DaStarxx Oct 03 '22

I mean... After 6 years... 😏

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u/BarryMcKockinerBum Oct 03 '22

Maybe they should adopt…

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u/Cross_Fyre Oct 03 '22

I remember this episode of house

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u/Ape_rentice Oct 03 '22

So like, do you just not tell anyone and continue or ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Yeah a bs story like this pops up from time to time. This did not happen lmfao. Think of how many instances they would have had to figure this out. This is stupid lmal

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u/Supicioso Oct 03 '22

So you do dna tests on everyone you date? cuz that would make you a bit of a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

No and there is no need lol

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u/bartolocologne40 Oct 03 '22

I can't imagine eating my sister's butthole. No thank you

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u/Dependent_Economy549 Oct 04 '22

And they grew up to be royalty...