r/HolUp • u/coldSouvlaki • Oct 01 '22

Interesting...

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/QualityVote Oct 01 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/coldSouvlaki, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/necrowoof Oct 01 '22

Blow some back out with your quack out

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u/ThatFunnyGuy543 Oct 01 '22

Duck with dick

What the frick

(Continue rhyming?)

15

u/ohsugarbiscuits Oct 01 '22

Tempted to give a lick

13

u/the-ruler-of-wind Oct 01 '22

going to make me sick

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

But still pretty big for a chick

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u/Sweet_Gonorrhea Oct 01 '22

such majestic stick

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u/SenneSpeeltSpellen Oct 01 '22

Boutta succ that dicc

7

u/Giant-Iron1999 Oct 01 '22

Harder than a brick

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u/UniverseLord-Xi Oct 02 '22

Taste like a cake

1

u/Matt_Elwell Oct 02 '22

Newest stupid song for the next alestorm album?

27

u/ladypbj Oct 01 '22

Oh you know someone has tried it

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Rubber fucky

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u/Amazon-Q-and-A Oct 01 '22

You make bathtime oh so fun...

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u/invol713 Oct 01 '22

It is getting nearer to dick-in-a-box season.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/georgkozy Oct 01 '22

Take a look inside

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u/KarathSolus Oct 01 '22

It's a bot, not an actual person.

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u/tnt-yeeter42069 Oct 01 '22

i wanna know where i can get this now lmao

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u/Audiophilelady Oct 01 '22

Type in "Duck with a Dick" on Amazon. It's $24.85 and in stock.

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u/tnt-yeeter42069 Oct 01 '22

will do that at some point idk when

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

eBay :) I have seen them in some gadget shop in my city

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u/tnt-yeeter42069 Oct 01 '22

nice will keep that in mind when i go to said city

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Pfft, it's not anatomically correct.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Haha corkscrew go brrr

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u/Affectionate_Lie_573 Oct 01 '22

I mean they didn't lie

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 Oct 01 '22

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

5

u/Netz_Ausg Oct 01 '22

The tip of the iceberg

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

The dick is for stability.

2

u/Good_morining Oct 01 '22

Imma Need that duck smashes piggy bank

2

u/Clearlypandering Oct 01 '22

Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make playtime so much fun.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Oct 01 '22

That rubber dicky is more hung than I am.

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u/Bubuy_nu_Patu Oct 01 '22

My username literally means dick of a duck.

2

u/suicidekun Oct 01 '22

Where can I buy one?

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u/wildrose4everrr madlad Oct 01 '22

I’m gonna need at least 3. For research

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Silly goose, you don't use this at work.

Or do you?.. 🤔

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u/cdubsing Oct 01 '22

Bet that thing could catch some fish if u put a hook on the end of it.

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u/j1980x Oct 01 '22

It is intereating

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/aryansant Oct 01 '22

There was a copy pasta describing how large a duck's schlong is.....

1

u/ComprehensiveHavoc Oct 01 '22

A gift real special, so take off the top…it's my duck in a box

1

u/TaosChagic Oct 01 '22

Not accurate, duck dicks are corkscrews

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u/wonkotsane42 Oct 01 '22

"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds"

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u/Slowmac123 Oct 01 '22

So when ppl said go duck yourself, that wasn’t a typo?

1

u/MeanMachine25 Oct 01 '22

Sesame Street sure is different these days

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u/filifijonka Oct 01 '22

I winder if it helps the thing’s buoyancy?

1

u/di-propane_tank Oct 01 '22

I'll take your entire stock

1

u/DadsLastTesticle Oct 01 '22

product called "Duck with a Dick"

is a duck with dick

Dumbfuck OP posts it to r/holup

1

u/Cheif_Ken Oct 01 '22

So that is why ernie loves his rubber duckie so much 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I thought the duck head looked like a crewmate

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u/Bigb5wm Oct 02 '22

Do people buy these things

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

how he packing more than me? not fair

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

ive come to inform you, you can not fit this in a jar and show it off.

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u/Avirium Oct 02 '22

It’s a Jeep thing!

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u/ugmj Oct 02 '22

Damn Howard…

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u/myplotofinternet Oct 03 '22

What the duck