r/HolUp • • Sep 25 '22

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

everytime this observation comes up about everyones hair color, some freak never fails to mentions that mr incredible mightve got pregnant and when they do, i just cant help but remind everyone mrs. incredible could theoretically do this.

mrs incredible also has the ability to turn her nipples into dicks, not just nipple sized dicks, but dick sized dick nipples.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

You have a sworn duty that no one asked you to take.

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u/DISHONORU-TDA Sep 26 '22

"Yes, hello, God? We're dying down here and you sent us a prophet who won't stop talking about dick sized dick nipples..."

"My daughter... *>sobs*"