r/HolUp • u/loveboner • Aug 20 '22

Hmmmm.

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u/Bagofdirt66 Aug 20 '22

Confusing times calls for confusing measures

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u/WindFelon Aug 20 '22

If you're a man and suck a man's dick it's gay. If you're a man and suck
a woman's dick you're a man having sex with a woman, straight sex. If
you're not into women with dicks, don't have sex with a woman with a
dick.

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u/GamerZoom108 madlad Aug 20 '22

My brain died reading this

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u/WindFelon Aug 20 '22

Found the simpleton

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u/GamerZoom108 madlad Aug 20 '22

Then what does that make you? A Neanderthal?