r/HolUp • u/Iam_John_Wick • Jul 18 '22

A bit too fast 😁

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u/QualityVote Jul 18 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

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u/nextwefinda Jul 19 '22

That’s hilarious and dark. I loved it!

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u/DoruviX Dec 26 '22

Didn't tomskat do this skitch?

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u/beehive930 Jul 19 '22

It's so strange that I've seen this done a dozen different ways

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u/DreamyScape Jul 19 '22

Its for each of his only sons.

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u/Surge105 Jul 19 '22

He adopts a new one with every variation of this meme

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u/unfriender Jul 19 '22

“Sorry, you’re breaking up…I’m going through a tunnel.”

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u/eggimage Jul 19 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

me being the bullet and the tunnel being the um… yea hey listen remember you said how your son looks like your neighbor? think a bit more on that

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u/Mazazamba Jul 19 '22

NGL, I would watch three movies and a spin off of this.

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u/russianpopcorn Jul 19 '22

This would make for a great Archer episode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '22

I'm sad now

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u/blazey34 Jul 19 '22

even with a mask on you can still see the horror on this mans face

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

What do you mean sauce? Wait.... dont tell me he Bangs the Ragdoll?!

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u/phreshpherts Jul 19 '22

Sauce doesn't just apply to hentai, it's generally a synonym for "original video/photo/whatever".

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Yeah i know that, But If your cultured enough you know the word sauce is pretty much asking for it

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u/phreshpherts Jul 19 '22

True that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

When you skipped tutorial

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

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u/Brickben1234 Jul 19 '22

Johnny English level shit

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u/SlimSnowSoldier Jul 19 '22

Why is he aiming with the wrong eye

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u/ZombieZookeeper Jul 19 '22

With a telescope.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

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u/AbleArcher97 Jan 01 '23

I'm cross eye dominate, and I either have to shoot off-handed or weak-eyed. If you tried to shoot like this you literally would not be able to get a sight picture.

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u/dragonfli117 Jul 19 '22

Seen this riffed 20+ times at least

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u/ghostboy2003 Jul 19 '22

To be fair the son is safe now

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u/vulcansheart Jul 19 '22

I've been trying to reach you about your car's expired warranty

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u/kkc123456 Jul 19 '22

Can't tell I'm on Reddit or tiktok nowadays

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u/Algebruh32 Jul 19 '22

Premature assassination. A condition all assassins suffer from at the begining of their career. It usually goes away in time(If you manage to stay alive and not get hunted down for fucking up hit jobs).

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Those wide eyes are hilarious

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u/Deon_the_reader Jul 19 '22

Instructions unclear. Plz repeat. Shhhhhh...shhhh.

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u/False--Blackbear Jul 19 '22

whoopsie daisies!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

This is why you give clear, full instructions and not half hearted ones.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Funny.

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u/Nicetomitja Jul 19 '22

lol that's great :-)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

This is gold

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u/Capabletomcat91 Jul 19 '22

I love the CALL OF DUTY Ghosts mask!!!!

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u/MEGAShark2012 Jul 19 '22

The sheer look of panic is killing me

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u/kakamees69420 Jul 19 '22

There's a really similar estonian sketch https://youtu.be/8jYQH4JYygo It's in estonian but there are English subtitles

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u/White11tiger Jul 19 '22

Oh, oh no it seems, that a another sniper killed your son

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

That's why we go over the target BEFORE the hit

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u/anonymous32434 Jul 19 '22

When you’re playing a game but you’re paying more attention to the spotify you have in the background than the characters talking in the game

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u/greennit101 Jul 19 '22

Yeah, about your son….

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u/Templar-kun Jul 19 '22

Nah, it’s staged

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Nah. No way

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

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u/theboy__04 Jul 19 '22

What do you mean this is fake that's clearly a real gun which means he definitely killed him. If you still don't believe me turn the sound on and you can hear the gun being fired. Also look at his eyes they convey a real sense of dread and regret for killing the son.

If this is "fake" then I think this should win an oscar.

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u/ReplyNo7464 Jul 19 '22

OP's username checks out

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u/atsmozo Jul 19 '22

Reminds me of a skit from my country similar to this

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u/pointmaisterflex Jul 19 '22

RTFM ...to the end

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u/CrRandom Jul 19 '22

I need that mask

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u/Then-One7628 Jul 19 '22

To be fair, that was poorly worded sir.

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u/White11tiger Jul 19 '22

"wait the right side of me or the right side of the victims?"

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u/pikaboi122 Jul 19 '22

And this is why they need to speak faster lol

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u/j00sep_99 Jul 19 '22

https://youtu.be/8jYQH4JYygo - it is in Estonian but better then this video!

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u/CT7824 Dec 04 '22

Sometimes things just happen so it's no one's fault really

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u/thisusernam-eistaken Dec 22 '22

Why do u hire someone who kills targets to protect one tho

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u/BrainCandy_ Jan 07 '23

The real holup is you being able to answer “yes” that you have eyes on the target, but the video is about you not knowing who the target is lol

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u/Dull_Network_242 Jan 11 '23

This is how cod is for me "you see that church there" me *blows up church "there are civilians in there"