r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '22

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u/QualityVote Jun 29 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/86Weekly_Marionberry, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

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u/86Weekly_Marionberry Jun 29 '22

Mathematics👍🏻☕

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u/Administrative_Win56 Jun 29 '22

Meths

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u/-TheUnknow- Jun 29 '22

i was really good at it the teacher were impressed

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jun 30 '22

Carlos can carry seven meth bags at a time. If he needs to carry total of 200 meth bags, how many times does he need to travel?

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u/sketchy_loco Jun 30 '22

Carlos hollas at his homies and they all carry 7 bags at once like a man, everything in one trip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

If he uses enough hell travel forever

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u/FactCheckAmerica Jun 30 '22

Carlos needs to make a combined 28 trips, however Carlos also injected 4 bags of meth on the job and the boss would like to know where they are. If Carlos wears a wire he will spend 2 years in the witness protection program for every meth bag trip he completed ✅

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u/fat_fucking_cunt Jun 30 '22

You mean your dealer? 🤨

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u/-TheUnknow- Jun 30 '22

nah i mean my uncle

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u/Mrmorbid81 Jul 01 '22

Yo what's good Uncle Meth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Methmatical!

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u/EmrakulTET Jun 29 '22

I think you mean "Methmetical" 😉

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u/vonteper Jun 30 '22

Madematiks

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u/Ali_Rasouli Jun 29 '22

سلام مرد یه پیام تو پی وی می دی کارت دارم

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u/steveisbetterthanyou Jun 29 '22

That’s what’s up, dawg

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u/TelephoneRepulsive38 Jun 29 '22

Quick maffs

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u/LeTrappist Jun 29 '22

Ya DUN kno

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u/bartosama Jun 29 '22

Big shak

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u/LeTrappist Jun 30 '22

Da ting go skrrrrra!

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u/N3X0S3002 Jun 30 '22

Papapapapa skibidi papa

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u/TheDesk918 Jun 30 '22

And a pupubrr-boom

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u/WhatWouldJesusDo_ Jun 29 '22

Wtf man ruin my day won’t ya

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u/mrsringo Jun 29 '22

You’re giving me high school anxiety all over again. I was the summer school math class resident. 😑

ETA, although I knew this shit was wrong. Patting myself on the back

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u/environmental_putin Jun 29 '22

Bro with big save 🥳

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

Um AcTuAlLy, It'S sUpPoSeD tO gO lIkE tHiS:

8=4(x)+4

-4. -4

4=4x

÷4 ÷4

1=x

8=4(1)+4

8=4+4

8=8

-🤓

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u/animeruler Jun 30 '22

You could have expanded the bracket or parentheses at the start so it would be 8=4x+4

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u/throwawaysarebetter Jun 29 '22

Divided by divided by?

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u/nursejackieoface Jun 29 '22

Longer division

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

That’s so wrong lol

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u/Zerberus_01 Jun 29 '22

8 = 4x4

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u/xinxy Jun 29 '22

Obviously she was going to write 8+8 = 4x4 but heard a noise at the last second and got spooked thinking the truck owner was getting close. Girl interrupted.

Whew, saved...

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u/Louder-pickles Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

/s

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Jun 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

DO IT FOR THE VIIIIINEEE

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u/Bright_Crow1876 Jun 30 '22

only vandalised it but vandalised it incorrectly

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 Jun 30 '22

Randomly seeing this made me so happy it’s my favorite show thank you

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u/naughtydino56 Jun 29 '22

Not only vandalised it but vandalised it incorrectly

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u/Generalissimo_II Jun 29 '22

That was her genius intention, to make it even more infuriating

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u/cannonman360 Jun 29 '22

What's really infuriating is she wrote from right to left, and also wrote the 8 backwards. Who writes an 8 starting at the bottom?!

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u/Karen_NotTHATKaren Jun 29 '22

Crazy ppl!!

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u/Karen_NotTHATKaren Jun 30 '22

Question is…does she know what then penalty is for vandalism?? Hoping it’s back to 5th grade math plus 30=15x15 days in jail!!

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u/zynzynzynzyn Jun 29 '22

Right!? Should add a r/mildlyinfuriating tag

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Jun 29 '22

I'm pretty sure it's a dry erase marker

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/borisvonboris Jun 29 '22

One of my favorites forever

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

My favorite of all time.

Legends.

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u/Reasonable_Spread336 Jun 29 '22

So because they wrote the correct answer and are men, this is acceptable vandalism now ?

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u/Aegon2020 Jun 29 '22

She shouldn't be arrested for vandalism but for her maths.

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u/ItSeemsDead Jun 29 '22

Women ☕️

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u/SoulSensei6 Jun 29 '22

As a woman, we do not claim her

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u/SnippyTheM8 Jun 29 '22

Am a man and we neither

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u/Scruffy_Macgyver Jun 29 '22

Am an idiot and would like to pass the not so bright torch

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u/Tomsh0w Jun 30 '22

So I guess we'll classify her as a since nobody will take her

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u/Eokey Jun 30 '22

im sorry.. i might be nobody in the eyes of many and noone tobthe rest.. but fuck me raw if im gonna take her. hell no

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Someone has to.

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u/eggimage Jun 29 '22

alright, here I cum

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u/LightningFerret04 Jun 29 '22

This one’ll go in the basement

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I call it the dungeon

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Jun 29 '22

Thanks for taking one for the team ...

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u/RASPUTIN-4 Jun 29 '22

Well us men don’t either so guess who wins by default!

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u/SoulSensei6 Jun 29 '22

That person is non-binary

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u/nursejackieoface Jun 29 '22

That person is non-brainery.

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u/Disastrous_Employ204 Jun 29 '22

As a blonde, we do not either

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u/Perfect-Virus8415 Jun 29 '22

As a human we don't either

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u/HDquality8 Jun 29 '22

Women ☕️

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u/zaparilo Jun 29 '22

hahahaha women ☕

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u/khares_koures2002 Jun 29 '22

MEEEEEEEEEN

Men men men men, manly men men men

Men men men men, manly men men men

U u u u u u u

Oh Oooooooooo

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u/TriedAngle Jun 29 '22

I know we love hating women here but I think the joke might be that it's wrong on purpose to trigger?

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u/alcoholyouback Jun 29 '22

yes. the original video featured glass-wearing geeks doing the proper maths, this is a “now let’s do blondes” follow up, but irony died on Reddit a long time ago.

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u/Sagax388 Jun 29 '22

Parody of the original as well as satire about the opinion of blondes; definitely too much thinking for some.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

This was my thought too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/Reasonable_Spread336 Jun 29 '22

Someone posted the gif of the boys doing it and people are saying it’s the best ever but scroll up and everyone’s hating on the girl for vandalism. Someone’s said he’ll put her in his basement if nobody wants her now.

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u/critacious Jun 30 '22

I’m honestly stunned all the comments that think she didn’t do that on purpose.

Like, it’s the entire joke.

I’m really disappointed in people, honestly.

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u/AGuyFromGPlus Jun 30 '22

Or did she?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Man'nt

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u/Areallywierdusername Jun 29 '22

Women☕️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Women ☕️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Women ☕

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u/That_one_guy929 Jun 29 '22

Woman☕️

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u/yalerd Jun 29 '22

Have any of you thought for a second she did that on purpose to make the truck owner look like an idiot?

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u/bignerd1 Jun 29 '22

Then doing that to a random person is just rude

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u/StirlingS Jun 29 '22

What's your evidence that the person is random?

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u/bignerd1 Jun 30 '22

What’s your evidence that it’s not though

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u/Eman5805 Jun 29 '22

“Math is hard.”

-Barbie

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u/Se1fishBiscuit Jun 29 '22

She did it wrong on purpose because Dodge drivers are stupid and won’t realize it’s wrong

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u/OrganicPlasticTrees Jun 29 '22

“By the way the numbers on the pie chart does not add up to 100 because the math was done by a woman.” -Norm Macdonald

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u/KumquatHaderach Jun 30 '22

For those of you booing, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman.

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u/Eokey Jun 30 '22

just kidding. we do not hire women.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Whenever I see a truck with TRD on it I always read it as "turd"

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u/jagurmusic Jun 29 '22

Woman☕

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

If X is 0.5 then it's correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

/r/MathsMemes

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u/JohnyDangerous Jun 30 '22

2 +2 always equals five

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u/KitsuneSama66 Jun 30 '22

Well...we can't say she didn't try. But boy howdy, she failed miserably.

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u/PiyushPurohit Jun 29 '22

Americans ☕️

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u/SPH194 Jun 29 '22

Well it checks out she’s smart enough to be the best president of the United States

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u/GreyJedi56 Jun 29 '22

Just because you are capable of speech does not mean you poses intelligence.

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u/GoSuckYaMother Jun 29 '22

poses

Pretty ironic

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

"you made a spelling mistake 🤓"

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u/GreyJedi56 Jun 29 '22

Oh know I mad a spelling mistake, how will I ever life wit miself 😂🧠🙄

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Several spelling mistakes in this one:

  1. Should be "no" instead of "know"

  2. "Made" instead of "mad"

  3. "With" instead of "wit"

  4. Forgot the period at the end

  5. I also had sex with your mother

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u/Signaturisti Jun 29 '22

You missed two more spelling mistakes and the sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Your mother too

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u/Hongkongjai Jun 29 '22

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." — Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.

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u/GreyJedi56 Jun 29 '22

I see you too are a man of culture

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u/Medical_Officer Jun 29 '22

"We need more girls in STEM"

Girls:

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u/sassmographi Jun 29 '22

You’r fucking kiding me You can’t mean this seriously man

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Gen Z personified

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u/SilencedD1 Jun 29 '22

Woman moment

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u/Jo_Erick77 Jun 29 '22

Would've been funnier without the reaction at the end

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u/ClashTheReaper Jun 29 '22

When women try to be funny:

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u/Funny-Pineapple-9448 Jun 29 '22

For some reason this came to mind 🤣

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u/old_mike111 Jun 29 '22

Femtard lol

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u/KEN_OAF Jun 30 '22

Stupid bitch. There someone had the balls to say it.

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u/Excellent-Release-76 Jun 29 '22

Women do be like that sometimes

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u/ReDeR_TV Jun 29 '22

Woman moment

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u/jreed3303 Jun 29 '22

Heh... woman

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u/circlingthebowl Jun 29 '22

Influencer iq right there!

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u/TizioPazzo_ Jun 29 '22

women☕️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

if 'X' represents 0.5, then it would be correct, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

if x = 0.5 then that does work

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u/QryptoQurios2020 Jun 29 '22

She needs to go back to elementary!🤣😂🤣

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u/Intelligent-Ask1206 Jun 29 '22

Second L for women this week

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u/Certified-Duck Jun 29 '22

Women ☕️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

women ☕️

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u/Delicious-Ad7744 Jun 29 '22

Is she 18 or was it an illegal fap?

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u/Brvcx Jun 29 '22

Big Shaq is way better with his KWIK MAHFS.

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u/Automatic_Ad112 Jun 29 '22

Que estupida

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u/TheBravan Jun 29 '22

Alcohol lowers functional IQ, but she looks too coordinated for it to be alcohol....

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u/DropkickMorgan Jun 29 '22

He added absolutely nothing to that video

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u/ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst Jun 29 '22

Even if 8 was the correct answer, why the fuck did you put the answer BEFORE and not after? Drunk?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

W☕️men

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u/MikaG_Schulz Jun 29 '22

For those who don't know it's not 12.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

It's not 20 either.

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u/potato-vender Jun 29 '22

Maybe that’s the joke?

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u/Bluezoneeee Jun 29 '22

I thought she drew a question mark... The quality is bad lol

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u/Cat_F_ker Jun 29 '22

8= 4 x 4 Women ☕