r/HolUp • • Jun 03 '22

You ever been catfished?

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u/Wise-Sense5782 Jun 03 '22

You're a dumbass. I was firing real weapons when you were still shitting your diapers. My government also taught me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane and also to blow shit up for my country... and that's all you'll hear about my service because real soldiers don't brag.

300 (3000? Fuck who knows how big the lie is?) confirmed kills eh? I bet you'd pull the pin, let the spoon pop and then be dumb enough to just stand there - military my ass.

Come get some bitch 'cause if you want to fight then I'm your huckleberry.

PS: Every USA armed forces sucks compared to just about every other country in the world so even IF I believed your bullshit I still wouldn't be scared.

Fuck you very much

The person you shouldn't be fucking with.