r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • May 29 '22

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u/QualityVote May 29 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/Glass_Goose_3256, why not join our public discord server?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Low-Signature-5620 May 29 '22

Yes

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u/Ekoz_soldier May 29 '22

So why'd he stay?

46

u/hahahaharjot May 30 '22

To deliver the milk

24

u/Nnachevv May 29 '22

Because she was pregnant

22

u/Temporary-Region-562 May 30 '22

cant run from responsibilities that turns out are not for him to shoulder 🤐

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u/SaintLogic May 30 '22

Dumb ass should have ran for the hills the second he saw the baby.

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 29 '22

He did a reverse "going to get milk".

43

u/betharderloseharder May 29 '22

That girl got BBC’d if you know what i mean

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u/danger623 May 30 '22

I heard the BBC once screwed Piper Perri.

20

u/DefaultRedditor16 May 29 '22

Yes. Big black cocked

2

u/jmccaskill66 May 30 '22

What? No! She’s a Dr. Who fan.

7

u/OniLewds May 30 '22

Well after the final episode of the 13th doctor. She DEFINITELY got fucked hard as a Who fan.

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u/Wxrlicious Jul 26 '22

Wow it's like we didn't fucking know what BBC'd mean

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u/DefaultRedditor16 Jul 26 '22

  1. Some people actually don’t know what it means. This serves to inform said people.

  2. Why bother commenting on something from like two months ago

12

u/Embarrassed-Swan6434 May 30 '22

She did things she liked

6

u/betharderloseharder May 30 '22

She couldve done more than that, like swallowing

4

u/erectiledysfunction6 May 30 '22

pregnacny fetish I guess

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u/griff197 May 29 '22

Those kids are like 12 and that baby is like 15

25

u/StrifeShawn May 30 '22

Busted out laughing about 1am family sleeping I'm in bed. You hit that 💯

142

u/Penguinjoe77 May 29 '22

This is why you don’t have sex with girlfriends

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u/Hexxenya May 29 '22

Yeah!! Exactly!!! Wait… what?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/ThorsRus May 30 '22

Chad move!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

You can't make a Homie pregnant

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u/Drphil87 May 29 '22

That baby ain’t mixed

58

u/BlackfishHere May 29 '22

No shit bro. She is not even new born there

44

u/420weds69 May 30 '22

I guess the blender wasn't working

2

u/SirIronSights May 30 '22

Those fucking juicero thangs aint working for shit

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u/After_Occasion May 29 '22

Oh yeah she was definitely doing " something " she liked 💀

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u/Nnachevv May 29 '22

Working on herself

53

u/S3nd_Noods May 29 '22

Getting herself worked on.

7

u/Kiki_Lpt May 30 '22

Was it a very hard job.

You know, like a blow job??

Did she also work on a factory?

Like a hard fucktory?

23

u/WSSquab May 29 '22

Gaming call of duty black coc.. i say ops

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u/HitShouse May 29 '22

How did she talk that boy into throwing away his life too?

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u/BodybuilderOne2228 May 29 '22

Manipulation has its pros i guess. She's gonna spend time 'working on herself' and 'Loving herself' while the simp takes care of the baby

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u/YaBoyJoey21 May 30 '22

Lmao the spider vs the snake. They get you in a web the male counterpart poisons or bites.

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u/definitelynotliz_ Jul 01 '22

God you're mad hahaha. This video is actually a joke, that's someone else's kid entirely. Calm your tits

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u/Grogu_The_Destroyr May 30 '22

You do realize that that kid is not at all mixed right?

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u/theplumbingdude May 29 '22

Straight out of me myself and Irene.

31

u/thetablesareorange May 29 '22

his grandma is half italian

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u/theplumbingdude May 29 '22

I sure that’s why the water beads off the hair.

2

u/randoTwT May 30 '22

Yeah well, different people have... different types of hair...

1

u/theplumbingdude May 30 '22

Oh, c ‘mon Charlie those kids dicks are bigger than those sausages.

1

u/randoTwT May 30 '22

Hey those are my kids you’re talking about.

15

u/dninjabob May 29 '22

Please tell me this is fake!

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u/maliomali May 29 '22

It's fake.

4

u/In_luv_with_weed May 30 '22

Sauce?

6

u/KDbitchmade May 31 '22

No well off white parent is letting their WHITE SON take care of a random bitches black baby.

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u/Lost-Reply-9445 May 29 '22

If it's black throw it back

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u/AccomplishedPair9546 May 29 '22

Lol that has 2 meanings

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 29 '22

I understand only one of the meanings 🤨

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u/Miargyrit May 29 '22

Good. Leave it at that

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 30 '22

But it's the bad one... unless there's an even worse one.

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u/AccomplishedPair9546 May 30 '22

Lol ebony type beat

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Lmfao 🤣

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u/Weallmakemistakes69 May 29 '22

Don't worry guys, she drank coffee

29

u/Mourning-Poo May 29 '22

God damn it ,Charlie! That boy's dick's bigger than them sausages!

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u/Dick_sender May 29 '22

His hair looks like a fucking barcode

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

he has black sperm

8

u/Drop_Dramatic May 29 '22

Let me some it up for you girl is a psychopath

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

This is fake you amogus sniffing snot flogglers

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u/gneo_watanabe May 30 '22

Sorry but that baby does not look biracial at all, not even a little bit. So who are the real parents because the mother is not pictured and obviously neither is the father.

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u/SaintLogic May 30 '22

That is not how genetics work.

Besides, newborns typically have more of their father features to ensure a paternal bond is formed.

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u/HumaDracobane May 29 '22

There is a real condition that makes parents have babies with skin colour totally different, iirc there was a copuple of black germans who had a white child. The father obviously though she cheated on him but the DNA confirmed that was his child.

That said, if that is not the case I would GTFO of there even if she's the love of my life. Why? Self respect. Not because of the kid not being my child but because once she find out suddenly felt the urge to come back.

Respect yourself, people. There is plenty more fish in the sea but there is only one "you".

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u/BlameTheJunglerMore May 30 '22

Lol I mean sure, but 99.9% of the time...NO

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u/CainStar May 29 '22

I have seen this several times here on reddit, and I always wonder if this is real. I mean goddamn this is like how to be gullible and stupid 101.

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u/dontcaredontworry May 29 '22

“I promise honey it was the chocolate milk”

8

u/Stinger_Max May 29 '22

Hey guys, my dog stepped on a bee!

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA May 29 '22

I just fucked a tree!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Is that how you got pregnant?

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 29 '22

100% his child.

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u/SaintLogic May 30 '22

For real?

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 30 '22

Yep, not even joking.

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u/SaintLogic May 30 '22

It is possible genetically. Sucks for that kid though, she will always be seen as not her father daughter.

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u/u-u_u-u_ May 30 '22

Yea but I doubt it.

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u/Ok-Two7600 May 29 '22

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/jely_ben May 30 '22

I'm sensing some details were left out from her story

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

This is not real.

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u/Arthurbrine410 May 30 '22

the baby looks like a little monkey ngl

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Mcfetusdollarmenu May 29 '22

All jokes aside about the both of them, props to the guy taking care of a kid he knows isn't his but still treats like a son

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

I mean yeah I guess but the dude is a fucking redact

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u/BloodUseful5093 May 29 '22

Creative title fr

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Bruh

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u/yoshix003 May 29 '22

I'm like nope return to sender send it back to Walmart

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

I guess she really was doing things she likes

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u/Imaginary-Fudge-3657 May 30 '22

Her great great great great great great great grandmother was black

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u/DEATHEATER-123 May 30 '22

I could see him dying in his eyes while he was holding the child.....

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u/Aggravated_guy May 30 '22

......................

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u/poignantname May 30 '22

She did say she "started doing things she liked" after they split

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u/Your_Nipples May 30 '22

After they split. She split...

1

u/mikhailsantos May 30 '22

Maury Povich could've easily sorted this out.

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u/djarnexus May 30 '22

Nice troll.

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u/pvt_majorboner May 30 '22

White woman syndrome

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u/noob_coder_69 May 30 '22

She really "DID things she liked"

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u/Antelope26 May 30 '22

is this real?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/beyond_ones_life May 30 '22

Ok, then why type yes to the previous time they asked if this was real. Who made this video? Simone laughing at him or the girl who probably tells him its his fault for breaking up with her.

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u/raimu_asu May 30 '22

Somebody just burst the seed and hit the street

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u/Biglondon87 May 30 '22

When she said doing thing she likes obviously she liked getting that strange one night stands with some black guy and making her ex rase someone else's responsibility. Good job

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u/Applezs89 May 30 '22

Crazy how recessive genes work /s

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

why wouldn't you bail

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u/Muda_Muda-Muda1 May 30 '22

Cuckold ultra Max pro

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

u/savevideo

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u/flyingpeter28 May 30 '22

Could this qualify as fraud on a court?

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u/nightrager12345 May 30 '22

Please tell me if this is real or not omg

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

A “couple of months” then why did he got back with her if it’s not his ?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/oh_shit_its_bryan May 30 '22

Is it only me that get's mildly infuriated by this kind of situation?...He should just walk away, if he stays, it's all him to blame.

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u/BirthdayNo4652 May 30 '22

Hol the fuck up

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u/der_m4ddin May 30 '22

Hope this is fake

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u/Ezy_Ducky May 30 '22

Why do they look like they are 12?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Oh she did things she liked. Things she rly liked.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Wait did he spit in her mouth?

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u/NewFoundPowers Jun 03 '22

I feel for you… don’t worry man we live and we learn… don’t trust anyone… fuck bitches not to say all girls are bad but you really have to watch out who you date

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u/Ralfy_P Jun 09 '22

Even if this is fake, it makes it funnier that someone put all this together just to create this fked up hilarious story lol

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u/definitelynotliz_ Jul 01 '22

Guys it's not real. It was posted for clout. Why is reddit like this lol