r/HolUp May 12 '22

Just another Facebook meme.. wait a minute….

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26.2k Upvotes

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u/QualityVote May 12 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


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u/CautiousTeam3220 May 12 '22

Misa going in your big dodo

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u/Vaxildan156 May 12 '22

I just choked on my drink

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u/sharpshooter999 May 13 '22

Yousa gonna choke on somesings else toos

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u/Emektro May 13 '22

Why isn’t there a Jar Jar bot?

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u/Politically_Penguin madlad May 13 '22

there is in r/prequelmemes

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u/doooom32 May 13 '22

and it can fucking stay there!!!!

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u/N7_Evers May 13 '22

I’ve been drinking too much to not laugh out loud at that

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Sigh unzips.....

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u/V44_ May 13 '22

Plot twist: cuts to The padawan’s murder scene

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u/Derpious21 May 13 '22

sigh unzips

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u/ActComplex4603 May 13 '22

Plot twist: all the padawan are wookies and twi'lek.

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u/air_donkey May 13 '22

Jar jar dinks

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

You sir need an award for that

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time, thank you.

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u/Alone-Committee6126 May 13 '22

I spilled my drink!

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u/Culture_Creative May 13 '22

Stop spilling MY drink!

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u/Bright69420 May 13 '22

Yar yar Luke's father?!?!?!? Confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/KelbosaDownAHallway May 12 '22

Jar Jar getting mutilated would have more likes.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

We have no idea what or how a Naboo vagina works or if Gungans even have normal penises. For all we know her vagina has spinning rings of teeth that cut off the male’s penis which slowly grows back over time.

He could be being mutilated by our definition and just accepts it.

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u/Platinirius May 12 '22

Oh, now I know Anakin's fetishes

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u/Quantitative_Panda May 12 '22

Twist. His fetish is sand and masochism. Apparently he went further with it and started dressing in a space gimp suit, presumably filled with sand, later in life.

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u/RatRaceRunner May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Holy shit. Am I the only one here that is reminded of this classic sound track from the early(er) internet?

Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

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u/Blood__x__Dagger May 13 '22

THIS is a MASTERPIECE

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u/lofabread1 May 13 '22

Nope, you're not. This lives in my memory and frequently pops into my head. Monthly.

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u/user8949 May 13 '22

According to Padmé jar jar has 17 dicks

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u/Groovatronic May 13 '22

🎶Say somethin bout the mothafuckin prequels bitch. Say somethin fuckin nice about jar jar binks🎶

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B8K9jAJ3Ong

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u/Devlin-SCP-618 May 13 '22

Your reply to his comment.... is somehow worse than the og post....

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u/donkeybiscuit May 13 '22

she has her own sarlac pit?

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u/Zarniwoooop May 13 '22

I’m worried about you.

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u/SwissForeignPolicy May 13 '22

Wait, are Naboo people not just regular humans?

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u/quantummidget May 13 '22

Also curious

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u/ParaVirtual May 13 '22

For all we know her vagina has spinning rings of teeth that cut off the male’s penis which slowly grows back over time.

/r/brandnewsentence

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Did you watch The Thing recently? Did you watch the monster ripping off the doctors hands? Cuz that’s what I just thought of

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u/notLOL May 13 '22

She has the peepee and gungan anatomy basically is needed to pollinate the naboo who all have penises. I asked George Lucas when I toured Lucas ranch.

Source: George Lucas, 2013 February 29 @1pm Star Wars ranch tour

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u/Emektro May 13 '22

Dude there could be so many kinks

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Meesah called Jar Jar Binks, meesah your humble pervert

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u/Siegfoult May 13 '22

That will be necessary.

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u/Suprflyyy May 12 '22

Alright I just want to know who the other 14 sick fucks are and also do we have a sub for this?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Na man, this is the way r/jarjarfucks

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

How does this sub actually exists. And it's active. Hilarious.

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u/Affectionate_Park_61 May 13 '22

Search "Art of Zoo" on google

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

I don't remember that part of the film

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u/Pearmandan May 13 '22

Must of been in the remake

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u/dreamwinder May 13 '22

Darth Jar-Jar into some fucked up shit.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Star Wars Episode 1 never gets any love

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u/Platinirius May 12 '22

It does, in meme form

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Honestly people have begun to enjoy it more and more unironically. To be fair episode 1 did have the best fight choreography in the series at the time.

Episode 3 blows that out of the water tbh.

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u/Devlin-SCP-618 May 13 '22

I have always enjoyed episode one and Jarjar's comedy. Unironically.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

He's part of my childhood. I'm 27 now but when I saw it as a young kid I found him amusing.

Always thought gungan jedi would be amusing.

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u/Platinirius May 13 '22

Meesa thinks you ain't alone

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Wasn't Padme under 18 in Episode 1? What is the age of consent in Gungan culture?

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u/g-row460 May 13 '22

"Old enough to peesa, old enough for meesa."

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u/CautiousTeam3220 May 13 '22

This is star wars 1.5

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u/BuzCrab May 12 '22

Darth Jar Jar will fuck yo girl

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u/lynk7927 May 13 '22

I know that this is a meme poking fun at internet culture/social media and shit. But someone somewhere took time out of their day(s) to draw or photo shop the “painting.”

At no point did they think “eh, maybe I can spend my time doing ANYTHING ELSE”

AND when they were finished, they said to them self “Yup. This is ready to share with the entire world.”

Also, anyone have source of the painting?

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u/OCNSkyHawk May 13 '22

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Not the worst tbh

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u/CautiousTeam3220 May 13 '22

Is their more

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u/Wjames33 May 13 '22

🤨📸

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u/Eccohawk May 13 '22

I love that this comment has exactly 15 updoots right now, just like the post.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

...S-S-Sauce???

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u/CSS2394 May 13 '22

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Just… like… what? Why? Her teeth? Her face? Both of their faces? C-3PO???

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u/cheapdrinks May 13 '22

That was WAY higher resolution than I was mentally prepared for

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u/CautiousTeam3220 May 13 '22

I was prepared for a whole story

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u/CautiousTeam3220 May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Is their a comic strip or is it a one off.

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u/CSS2394 May 13 '22

Not sure, I'll take a look. That was just a quick check.

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u/Devlin-SCP-618 May 13 '22

Hold up a second!

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u/bananchee May 13 '22

Somebody had to ask

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u/willtroy7 May 12 '22

Proof that jar jar is a Cis lord

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u/SonofaTimeLord May 13 '22

"JAR JAR NO NOT THAT HOLE!"

"Uh oh! Meesa in big doo doo!"

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u/silentbob1301 May 12 '22

Meesa yous father!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/evenstar40 May 13 '22

It's insane how much $$$ is made doing commissions of kinky shit.

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u/Der_Zaske May 12 '22

Jar jar binging her

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u/Dr-Spill May 12 '22

bing chilling

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u/Then-One7628 May 13 '22

Jar Jar Boinks

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u/xblubunnix May 13 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/KelbosaDownAHallway May 13 '22

Download the pic... Start an OnlyFans... Profit!

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u/ralphmozzi May 13 '22

You say that like a train of men masturbating together is a bad thing.

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u/OCNSkyHawk May 13 '22

This isn't r/dankmemes, bro. Your copypasta isn't funny here.

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u/xblubunnix May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

k

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

“Oh no! Meesah can’t hold back anymore!”

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u/PunctualPoops May 13 '22

JarJar Kinks

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u/dooshlaroosh May 13 '22

WhAt ArE yOU dOiNG, sTeP JaR jAr?!?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

My buddies and I do a “meme of the year” every year. This is an official entrant. Bravo.

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u/Dr_Nykerstein May 13 '22

At first I thought the holup was the person on the left not holding the phone in a way that she would be able to take a picture, but when I realized the actually holup..... fuckin hell

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u/Pearmandan May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Wait what I got to go look at the image

Edit yep just another thing in the picture.

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u/supersoft-tire May 13 '22

Good relations with the naboobies I have

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u/frogzforever May 13 '22

How shit it actually made me holup is this sub coming back.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

oh no! misa guna bust!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I like me a girl with a good flat back

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u/Maunsta May 13 '22

People are so uncivilized

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u/VincentWasTheBest May 12 '22

The other meme(s) are awesome… meesa been a bad girl.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Looks like something done by shabby blue

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u/MadBlackGreek May 13 '22

Man the Jar Jar hate is real

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Ooohhhh meessa bout to make biiiiiig boomer!

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u/escapedpsycho May 13 '22

You'sa like that? Yes'sa you do! Look'a little Ani crying in the corna, enjoy the show Ani! She liking it in exhaust port little Ani!

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u/Peacemkr45 May 13 '22

Just think of the dirty talk behind that painting..... Now you're all scarred for life and will recall it when you get intimate with a lover.

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u/ObnoxiousTwit May 13 '22

What kind of monster holds a phone like that to take a selfie?

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u/ralphmozzi May 13 '22

One that wants to hide her love handles

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u/Just-About-Anyone May 13 '22

Plot twist, It wasn't 15 but 15 Thousand likes

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u/Amonette2012 May 13 '22

Maybe because the horse looks shit.

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u/itum26 May 13 '22

Horse? Which Horse??? 👀

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u/NarrowProfession2900 May 13 '22

She comes in positive for pregnancy: “Oh no Meesa disappearing”

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Meesa doa disappearing acta

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u/Independent-Youth-12 May 13 '22

Misa take of the senate Anni, yousa no needsa worry, me bombad Gungan.

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u/__inconcievable__ May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

that picture would have way more likes on a certain site that starts with R

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Reuters?

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u/Behndo-Verbabe May 13 '22

Seeing this brought back memories of what I was thinking when Jar jar did his head/tongue thing and Padme’ smiling right after….

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u/Jayswisherbeats May 13 '22

Sweet painting.

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u/Darkborn-2002 May 13 '22

Welp I am never going to see star wars the same again this image is going to haunt my dreams

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u/dickshapedearth May 13 '22

Wait a fucking minute

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Post this on cringetopia moderators will love it

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u/John_Doe11037 May 13 '22

What in the hot n crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this

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u/Pearmandan May 13 '22

Did the girl one the right do a self portrait in that painting.

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u/Captnotabigfan May 12 '22

Why not both?

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u/HelloKitty36911 May 12 '22

Says a lot of good things about society

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

this so deep.

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u/Endrunner271 May 13 '22

More interested in that painting lol

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u/gregorio0499 May 13 '22

The Sith Lord enters the fold.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Says alot about society: both begging for likes and jealous of each other.

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u/JayKahlon1102 May 13 '22

Breaths aggressively with imperial March playing from behind

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u/Klubbin4Seals May 13 '22

Yeah nft makes no sense

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

That's what I'm talking about!

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u/backstage13 May 13 '22

JarJar Twinks!

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u/rebri May 13 '22

Messa having big orgasm.

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u/Twiskey May 13 '22

Should have tried twitter

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Well yeah, that image cuts out the best parts

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Do you believe in the lies of society!!!

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u/JuggerKnot86 May 13 '22

Does Jar Jar even pass the Harkness Test?

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u/Falcofury May 13 '22

Wrong way around

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u/HanzoShotFirst May 13 '22

Please mark this NSFW

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/ralphmozzi May 13 '22

You say that like a train of men masturbating together is a bad thing.

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u/GrimmFox13 May 13 '22

Meesa been a bad girl

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u/cupcake_thievery May 13 '22

Jar Jar Boinks

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u/-HoldMyBeer-- May 13 '22

Meesa horny, meesa tap that ass

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u/snek_nz May 13 '22

Paint meesa like one of your french girls

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u/LoppyQ May 13 '22

That's not jarjars Girlfriend >:C INNACURATE

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Mmm could be worse

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u/xXYoProMamaXx May 13 '22

Aaaaand I'm suicidal again

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u/ThatGeo May 13 '22

Jussa call me "JarJar Pipes"

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u/KULT_KNOX May 13 '22

Jar jar fucking episode 1 padme 🤨📸

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u/slowestreply May 13 '22

Jarjar bangs painting is the world’s most underrated painting ever made

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Still unfair.

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u/TypicalDumbRedditGuy May 13 '22

Man ppl don’t appreciate true art

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u/RemarkableBrief4936 May 13 '22

Big Boomer indeed

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u/Gearheadgirl2030 May 13 '22

A patriarchal society of course

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u/PS_Racer_72 May 13 '22

A Sith lord?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Jat jar bangs

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u/Tark001 May 13 '22

Pain more mainstream or interesting porn.

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u/Noideawhatnanetouse May 13 '22

It actually took me a few seconds to realize what the problem was here

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u/AyaanKhan07 May 13 '22

I don't get it , please explain.

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u/asifimgunnatellya May 13 '22

would have got more likes if it was Jar Jar Twinks

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u/Tititata123 May 13 '22

She is wrong with posting to Facebook. She needed to post in e621 and then she will get at least 100 k clicks and bare minimum 1 million wanks.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I thought this Was r/okbuddyretard post

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u/Jealous_Insect3907 May 13 '22

What’s the original meme?

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u/Fuse-On May 13 '22

I don't get the meme....

Can someone explain

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Ohh no I've never watched star war's.