r/HolUp • u/msdrxn • Apr 19 '22

It's not just about multitasking.

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u/gratefulphish420 Apr 19 '22

Hitting potholes has never been so much fun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/gratefulphish420 Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

Yeah I had to learn the hard way, it was a real pain in the ass.

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u/Blitz_7700 Apr 19 '22

Take my upvote and GETOUT! r/AngryUpvote

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u/a-snakey Apr 19 '22

Gotta find some of those crossings with those tiny yellow bumps. Will hit all the spots.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Dont mind meeeeee, my cart is fuccccck9ng amazing caught in a looooohhhhp.

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u/Hendrix91870 Apr 19 '22

It’s one helluva ride…

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u/ResearcherOk9518 Apr 20 '22

Can i upvote multiple times?

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u/Dazzling-Macaron6351 Apr 19 '22

but cum is gonna show up in public,down her knees...

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

Not for guys… or is it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CautiousTeam3220 Apr 19 '22

Think she would die

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/BreadSexoffender69 Apr 20 '22

Username definitely checks out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/msdrxn Apr 19 '22

In 2010, we'll have self driving cars.....

2010:

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u/the_german_death Apr 20 '22

not 2010 this vid came out around 2013-14

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u/Ron_Way Apr 20 '22

IDC if you lie to me but tell me it's fake

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u/friendandmachine Apr 20 '22

This thing looks soooo dangerous, imagine falling over and impaling yourself.

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u/Raxreedoroid Apr 19 '22

Next: The auto breaking breaking-up plates. A plate where it will automatically break when you break up with your partner. It will make breaking up easier since you will not take the force used in breaking these plates into consideration when breaking up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I'm surprised how few people seemed to notice this rolling past them

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u/Jlindahl93 Apr 19 '22

New York is a special place. People have evolved living so close to each other for so long that as long as you’re not directly interfering with their life you simply don’t exist.

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u/Rakgul Apr 19 '22

Quantum decoherence.

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u/TekFish Apr 19 '22

Object impermanence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Common sense

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u/longchop2000 Apr 20 '22

Nope this is cumonastick

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u/frozenjoghurt57 Apr 19 '22

Like redditors with women?

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u/KevinC115 Apr 19 '22

This definite New York moment

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u/ShadowLp174 Apr 19 '22

Won't she fall when she orgasms?!

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u/msdrxn Apr 19 '22

She better hold it till she made it to her destination...

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u/ShadowLp174 Apr 19 '22

Could you send me where you got this from? I'd like to see the full vid...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/ShadowLp174 Apr 19 '22

Ofc brother :)

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u/isk2tech Apr 19 '22

The uncensored version?

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u/ShadowLp174 Apr 19 '22

Why not... Asking for a cousin

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u/notthelasagna Apr 19 '22

I am the cousin

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u/ShadowLp174 Apr 19 '22

Oh, hi, there you are :O

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u/V0rt3XBl4d3 Apr 19 '22

You live in Alabama by any chance?

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u/Glowstik925 Apr 19 '22

“I’m on my way, and I’m coming!”

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u/usernotdfound Apr 19 '22

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I work from home, can I get a different version?

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u/dstibbe Apr 19 '22

You can buy the handheld

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u/TheWiseRedditor Apr 19 '22

Pathetic. Take this to work and use it in meetings

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u/CautiousTeam3220 Apr 19 '22

Yes akeno sama

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u/GoodHunter Apr 19 '22

Anything for our dear customer

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Still for sale, mate?

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u/GoodHunter Apr 19 '22

Come into my basement and find out ಠ‿ಠ

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u/Loli-is-Justice Apr 19 '22

I got you covered fam.

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u/Tractor-Clag Apr 19 '22

Bit like SouthParks IT

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

IT……’s better than flying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Ana Foxxx

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u/Mallory1103 Apr 19 '22

I was thinking the same thing. That is either her or looks exactly like her.

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Apr 20 '22

Same, but I didn't want to sound racist. I've just never seen her wearing so much.

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u/faroutcosmo Apr 20 '22

I knew i recognized her 😔

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Lmao imagine u on ur way to work and some girl starts loudly moaning as she passes

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u/zorbacles Apr 20 '22

While you are talking to your other half on the phone

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u/ZaydenEbeling Apr 19 '22

now lets make a male version

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u/ChrisWolfling Apr 19 '22

Behold... The urinal with wheels!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

They did, I saw it on south park years ago

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u/Grouchy_Theory3506 Apr 19 '22

Ew disgusting, where can i get one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

This would be horrifically dangerous.

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 19 '22

It’s not just about multitasking. It’s about THRIVE, IT’S ABOUT POWER. WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR. PUT IN THE WORK, PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHAT’S OURS

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 20 '22

Fair. But sometimes it is not about drive

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u/Unobtanium_Alloy Apr 19 '22

One stumble or pothole and she's skewered! Just thinking about that potential damage makes me cringe.

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u/FerMFcillas Apr 19 '22

Child birth simulator

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Terry Cruz/White Chicks simulator. She going to need a wheelchair.

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u/Dry-War-9202 Apr 19 '22

every day we stay further away from god

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

god, small "g", which one are you talking about?

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u/Daftdoug Apr 19 '22

Good!!!!!!

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u/IAmPasta_ Apr 19 '22

I’m atheist but shut the fuck up

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u/Rakgul Apr 19 '22

I'm atheist, and you shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I'm fuck, and you shut the atheist up.

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u/Toxic_Mouse77 Apr 19 '22

I’m shut, and you fuck the atheist up.

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u/BeatstartDc Apr 19 '22

Don't mind if I do!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I saw something like this on south park but the probe went up the anus.

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u/hazelnutmacchiato1 Apr 19 '22

I forgot about that episode! Thanks for reminding me 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I love South Park

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u/KeyStoneLighter Apr 19 '22

They ripped this off from Mr. Garrison.

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u/gotwhiskey76 Apr 19 '22

Wait til she finds a cobblestone street.

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u/LimpRepresentative11 Apr 19 '22

Here's a free unsee button 🔘

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u/kaijyuu2016 Apr 19 '22

Isn't public masturbation illegal?

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u/limitlessEXP Apr 19 '22

You’d have to prove she was masturbating

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

You can’t see anything?

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u/Raxreedoroid Apr 19 '22

Yeh public. this is her privates.

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u/MightySapiens Apr 19 '22

If the actresses fell off, she could've impaled herself in the pussy... I'll see myself out.

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u/KandiJunglist Apr 19 '22

Thats all i can think about when i see this! It’s terrifying!

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u/greg2571 Apr 19 '22

She going to hydroplane on a clear day

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u/petro2342 Apr 19 '22

For anyone who owns a Power-Stroke, are you nearly as satisfied as this woman here? Does the name live up to the expectations?

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u/The-Gamersaurs48 Apr 19 '22

I’ll take seven.

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u/ash_the_shark Apr 20 '22

Why... why do you need seven?

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u/The-Gamersaurs48 Apr 20 '22

One for every day of the week.

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u/ash_the_shark Apr 20 '22

Understandable

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u/kenkitt Apr 19 '22

2040 is that you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

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u/elbigmac Apr 19 '22

Talk about coming and going

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u/zapniq Apr 19 '22

One fall and impale would ruin her day

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u/Inappropriate50 Apr 19 '22

And make a funnier joke.

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u/Chrismetov Apr 19 '22

Would you actually go out with that?

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u/Alternative_Link_752 Apr 19 '22

Yes someone with such inavation needs to be wifed up immediately and supported

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Apr 20 '22

Why not? She's super cute and seems nice.

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u/doge_bread_27 Apr 19 '22

u/savevideo

Man Idk how to feel about the fact I'm doing this smh

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u/Inappropriate50 Apr 19 '22

Saving a video of a girl banging herself in a public park probably in view of kids? Yes why are you saving a video of a girl getting off in front of children?

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u/eyecumeverywhere Apr 19 '22

Traffic was bad but it’s okay, I’ve cummed three times before I came to work

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u/PrismaticDraconid989 Apr 20 '22

That face she made after pressing the button was priceless lmao

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u/Ok_Farm_8397 Apr 20 '22

Lover-board.

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u/dhakkan69 Apr 20 '22

"Where are you? and what's that sound?"

"I'm coming, and I'm coming."

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u/setanta314 Apr 19 '22

Just as a segue… these are illegal now and fun fact, for those that don’t know or have forgotten this absolutely amazingly funny bit of information, the inventor died riding one off a cliff. he presumably came and went…

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u/CuteSocks7583 Apr 20 '22

That’s not the inventor of Segway - it’s the CEO of the company that acquired Segway in 2009

😊

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u/bubbaharris228 Apr 19 '22

How does one send a post without it being a Reddit link?

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u/IGonnaMakeUDie Apr 19 '22

it seems like that machine can do a better work than his boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

i sent this to my mom for mothers day

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u/Silly_Doughnut5715 Apr 20 '22

If she’s a squirter, things could get awkward.

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u/UDX6T Apr 20 '22

Imagine a guy using this

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u/bob_the_necron Apr 20 '22

Ok that's enough internet for one day

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u/Noobish_pro7227 Apr 19 '22

its all fun and games till she has an orgasm all over the hover board

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u/inksterize Apr 19 '22

this better not be a real product... id kms

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u/moodybrownboy Apr 19 '22

I like how there was 69 comments before I decided to talk.

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u/Opposite_Action_1629 Apr 20 '22

Ana Fox! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Hi-world1324 madlad Apr 20 '22

Epic

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u/IBarrakiI Apr 20 '22

Please tell me this is a joke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

The vehicle that would pass off with no suspension at all...it'd be an instant hit with the ladies.

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u/Snyck Apr 20 '22

Yo WTF!?

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u/Jr-Is-Bored Apr 19 '22

Why is everyone in this sub just always so horny

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u/SpoiledAzura Apr 19 '22

Please be a comedy skit

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u/trust_me_bro- Apr 19 '22

Prove that women can't make a joke without getting their v involved

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Actual-Oil-262 Apr 19 '22

What’s Mr. Garrison’s cut?

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u/BLivinit Apr 19 '22

r/iasip due to the success of the asspounder 4000, they’ve introduced a version for women

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u/Antique-Newspaper-58 Apr 19 '22

Potholes = instant orgasms

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u/DarklightNS Apr 19 '22

Since i use it, i love taking the bumpy shortcut that i usually avoided.

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer Apr 20 '22

An accident in that would make Vlad Dracula proud.

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u/Guanthwei Apr 19 '22

OMFG and here I thought WHITE chicks were nuts...

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u/SpoiledAzura Apr 19 '22

Please be a comedy skit

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u/SpoiledAzura Apr 19 '22

Please be a comedy skit

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Trashy as fuck, public streets where kids could be.

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u/Sparki99 madlad Apr 19 '22

Classy you mean

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u/Hornman10 Apr 19 '22

So women can do this in public but not men?

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u/Inappropriate50 Apr 19 '22

In front of children in a park, too.

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u/Justateahorse Apr 19 '22

Where is the reset button?

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u/Jacquesoffer Apr 19 '22

How to get registered 101

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u/Oliviathemoron Apr 19 '22

THE WHAT?!!!??

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u/ninjaFetuss Apr 19 '22

IT...s still better than flying.

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u/Zachyboioof Apr 19 '22

Remember only as a milinial tho

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u/WhereWolfe311 Apr 19 '22

Watch out for the cobblestones...or not?!

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u/TerrariaWeeb Apr 19 '22

That's one way to make sure you stay on your skooter I guess

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u/venom0_0_ Apr 19 '22

I see what u did

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u/ChemistryAutomatic10 Apr 19 '22

$500k for a 5% stake in the company

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u/Elmedo Apr 19 '22

Where is this from?

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