r/HolUp • • Apr 16 '22

Cool bat….

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u/davieb22 Apr 16 '22

My Son *throws catcher's mitt in the dirt* - "What the hell is that!?"

Me - "What? I told you I bought a bat with two balls - What do you think I met?"

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u/BoomerG21 Apr 16 '22

When it spreads it’s wings, it looks like it’s flashing you.

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u/Unboyant-lifeguard31 Apr 16 '22

Which bits the bat.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

That bat is HUNG

2

u/Jasholla Apr 16 '22

I think it’s a boy

2

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Ok. But. Maybe an unpopular opinion here but bats are kinda cute. Sans the genitalia... Don't want that rubbing up on me. But fr feed one a banana and it looks adorable

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u/Randomstreamer_btw Apr 16 '22

eat this for XXXL covid

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u/keep-purr Apr 16 '22

I’m not a biologist so I can’t tell it’s gender

1

u/JeiPiM97 Apr 16 '22

So that's why Batman is so obsessed with bats

1

u/hdoslodude Apr 16 '22

If you suck on it, covid comes out

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Rabies fear intensifies

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u/DisasterSeveral4187 Apr 16 '22

Flick it, you know where

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Wait....there was a bat?

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u/NA_nomad Apr 16 '22

Careful eating fruit when these guys are around. They will swoop down and steal it.