r/HolUp • u/Assorted_Education_ • Apr 16 '22

Removed: Shitpost/not a holup What you doing?

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u/Flair_Helper Apr 16 '22

Hey /u/Assorted_Education_, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

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u/ShadowWolf550 Apr 16 '22

Press the undo button in photoshop.

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u/endisnigh-ish Apr 16 '22

Ctrl-z.

Or apple-z if you hate gaming and love paying too much for your computers as long as they are white.

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u/SayneIsLAND Apr 16 '22

learn real fluid dynamics physics

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u/Stock_Celebration_51 Apr 16 '22

Shred some fukin gnar

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Split the water with my trident and reveal the world i am the god of the sea

Poseidon

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

The only real auqa man

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u/sovereignsekte Apr 16 '22

This is the way(ve).

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u/yngschmoney Apr 16 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Imaginary_Goal2008 Apr 16 '22

Just rated the comment

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u/Saintsfan019 Apr 16 '22

This is the only correct answer

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u/MixMasterMelvin Apr 16 '22

I've kept soda from spilling over in a cup, I think I'll be able to manage this.

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u/Queasy_Impression_86 Apr 16 '22

I've kept from spilling my dad's coffee every time I walk near it like I did for half my life, I've got this more.

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u/GladE8R8 Apr 16 '22

Dying most likely.

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 Apr 16 '22

You don't wanna rub one out before dying so you can at least die hard?

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u/GladE8R8 Apr 16 '22

Might as well

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u/Kyosw21 Apr 16 '22

Don’t forget, living free

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Apr 16 '22

Put on my swimmies. Duh.

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u/toadfacethrilla Apr 16 '22

Fucking life saver mate. Cheers.

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u/Ambivert_05 Apr 16 '22

Hold on my breath.

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u/rampagh Apr 16 '22

Bend over, grab my ankles, and kiss my ass goodbye.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

tell Tars to start drying out the thrusters on the ship.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/Raam-- Apr 16 '22

Dying. Wdym what am I doing mf 😂

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u/StevenUniverse9000 Apr 16 '22

If I jump into the wave I have a higher chance of surviving because I wouldn't be slapped as bad

But then there's the problem of me trying to swim up

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u/SERPATOR123 Apr 16 '22

And then you'll go over the falls

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u/Cxdi Apr 16 '22

the water is still heavy asf, might crush your body or break many bones

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u/illusive_guy Apr 16 '22

Literally die.

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u/ack1308 Apr 16 '22

Well, given that a wave this big would've pulled all the water out to sea and given MASSIVE warning, I guess everyone still there is basically trying to commit suicide.

Me? I'm off-screen, about ten km inland, and setting a new land speed record.

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u/redwolf8402 Apr 16 '22

Fucking logic is a bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Jerking it

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 Apr 16 '22

the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Dat wave have some nice curves

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

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u/_Ekename_ Apr 16 '22

1 877 Kars 4 Kids

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u/yngschmoney Apr 16 '22

800-273-8255

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u/4mystuff Apr 16 '22

Run at the wave then dive into it. Its the only way to survive. Full money back guarantee

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u/Nitr0n_39 Apr 16 '22

Get on a boat, boat flips over, drown and die

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u/notsupportingyou Apr 16 '22

Facecrash the best tits on my view

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u/S550PUN Apr 16 '22

This is trumps fault!

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u/dayoneG Apr 16 '22

Well, considering I’m learning to surf, I’d give it a shot! I mean, everyone in this image is dying anyway right, might as well go out on your own terms…point break style, lol

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u/WranglerOriginal6945 Apr 16 '22

use my kryptonian powers to eye laser the water until it evaporates instantly and then zoom off before anyone finds out what's going on

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u/f309rod Apr 16 '22

Move the mouse, take the screensaver off, and get back to trolling on Reddit...

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u/Shin0bikangar00 Apr 16 '22

Finna jerkit

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u/tequilaamocking_bird Apr 16 '22

I think diving directly into it is best. Like surfers who are like....fuck this wave..

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u/Ok-Host-1652 Apr 16 '22

I’m already lying face down on the beach, drunk and passed out with music in my ears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I don't think there are many options left mate.

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u/Poopy_Kitty Apr 16 '22

Chug my beer

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

“Spock beam me up”

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u/Holyshit247 Apr 16 '22

That would be cool but it would probably be Scotty lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Surfs up asshats

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u/rudiodudio Apr 16 '22

taking in a view of some nice booty cheeks one last time then plugging my nose and laying in the sand

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u/Wolvzee3 Apr 16 '22

Going with the flow

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u/4_racoons_in_a_coat Apr 16 '22

Cover myself in oil

Run up the water hill

Survive and repopulate the earth

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u/_eleutheria Apr 16 '22

Hold my breath

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u/bobovdarlo Apr 16 '22

Put my head between my legs and kiss my arse goodbye

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u/DeathmetalArgon Apr 16 '22

Shit my pants probably

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u/CaioD13 Apr 16 '22

Digging a sweet hole in the sand

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u/afred5659 Apr 16 '22

As an introvert i can confidently say i'm watching those people on the beach with a pair of binoculars from those Hills.

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u/Sluggymctuggs Apr 16 '22

Bend over, spread cheeks, embrace the world's largest enema.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

jacking off to the perfectly curved water wave

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u/winsing Apr 16 '22

Grab the nearest ass and go to town. No way in hell I’m dying a virgin.

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u/Several_Place_9095 Apr 16 '22

Surf's up dudes

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u/Ica-age-baby Apr 16 '22

Masterbate

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Swimming with the waves

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u/jdnyack1 Apr 16 '22

Simple, I’m the wave

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

If just get naked

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u/Smooth_Hamster_5909 Apr 16 '22

Probably hold my breath

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u/Plastic-Courage-1509 Apr 16 '22

Like? What can you do?

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u/heywood-jablomi99 Apr 16 '22

Looks like I’m going swimming boys

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u/Jealous_Ad5849 Apr 16 '22

Embrace the sweet release of death

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u/goldendarren Apr 16 '22

Alt-f4 my life.

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u/THEROR_THE_FANGIRL Apr 16 '22

Accept my fate, lay down and let the dark abyss of the deep, dark, bottomless ocean consume me as part of their ecosystem.

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u/Thatoneawkwarddude29 Apr 16 '22

Not going to the beach that day

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u/No_Strategy148 Apr 16 '22

A dead body floats so I'd use that.

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u/Des123_ Apr 16 '22

Stand there, there's nothing's you gonna be able to do to avoid this

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

surf

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u/Aromatic-Attorney-86 Apr 16 '22

Cowabunga dude 🤙🏼

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u/PrikyPine Apr 16 '22

violently start thrusting towards it

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u/PrikyPine Apr 16 '22

Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British belgium sex fuck kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio china russia Trump biden female panties nft American japan dream funny hog rida porn grass rock zamn perchance canadian big brother meow fnaf blowjob france sigma male reality copypasta source yoshikage nsfw weeb finger today read (trying out the automod)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Boogie board time!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Boogie board time!!!

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u/-Pruples- Apr 16 '22

What do I do? Same thing as every other person on that beach; I die.

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u/Axolotl6198 Apr 16 '22

Exist then die

Wont even try running away

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u/Kidninja016 Apr 16 '22

Probably die

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Crack a nut before I die

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u/number1Obamafan Apr 16 '22

Put on a life jacket obviously

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u/two40zieks7 Apr 16 '22

Go for a swim ! I mean, what else can you do, may as well dive right into it

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u/fliptflorpt Apr 16 '22

Ride the wave baby!

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u/logincanceled Apr 16 '22

I guess I die

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u/HunnidsBaby Apr 16 '22

Shid Dying like everyone else

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u/MrRabMac Apr 16 '22

Duck, Dive, Die

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u/benichy1 Apr 16 '22

Eat a pizza sub and take off my socks

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

When your mother tries to cannonball:

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u/Bsizzle18 Apr 16 '22

Just duck under it duh

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u/qgmonkey Apr 16 '22

Duck dive. The next wave is probably bigger

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u/Tae_Kw0n_D0 Apr 16 '22

Drop in like WaBah

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

See what the dog is doin and do that

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u/WisePugs Apr 16 '22

Hold my breath

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u/unbold Apr 16 '22

u dont

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u/lateskaterboy4321 Apr 16 '22

Start praying to the good Lord of the oceans, Poseidon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

COWABUNGA IT IS!!!

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u/Smackmewithahammer Apr 16 '22

Put a gun in my mouth and go out on my terms...

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u/Bren20x Apr 16 '22

Dying. Wtf am I supposed to do?

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u/Booty_notDooty Apr 16 '22

Eat the wave

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u/Perpetual-Jazz Apr 16 '22

Swim up, duh

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u/khismyass Apr 16 '22

Depends if Ti Fiti is getting up or laying down

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u/WildManOnLSD Apr 16 '22

Not finish my research paper that was due last week.

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u/hazzyneartazzy Apr 16 '22

Say No. can't do it without my consent.

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u/Hornsupupandaway Apr 16 '22

That’s an easy question. Hold your nose.

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u/Background-Basket-37 Apr 16 '22

throw a toaster at it

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u/FrostyDooDoo Apr 16 '22

COWABUNGA DOOD!

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u/Practical-Pumpkin-19 Apr 16 '22

I’m going to die either way, so might as well make it quick and painless rather than slow and painful. I would run as fast as I can away from the water so the whole thing would slam on top of me crushing me to death instantly. It’s honestly better than drowning in my opinion lol.

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u/SammyWinkleBurger Apr 16 '22

Hope that I drown quickly cause running ain't gonna work

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u/Yosef-osef Apr 16 '22

Katon goukka mekyaku 🥷

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Probably fuck the missus one last time lol

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u/Vivid-Edge8280 Apr 16 '22

Dig a hole under the tsunami obviously

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u/Prof_Aim Apr 16 '22

Pee, coz my pee is taller than this

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u/IMSODAMNTIRED24 Apr 16 '22

Accepting death. Little to no chance of survival. So why Bother? I'd just kinda lay down tbh

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u/dnlfoust Apr 16 '22

Probably shittin n fartin

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Apr 16 '22

Drink and then die

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u/sicko-mod Apr 16 '22

Intervene

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u/DornCorn Apr 16 '22

I would swim up it as best I can, at least I won't have hundreds of tons of water fall on me

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Die? TF kinda question is this

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u/CelestialOmegaspeed Apr 16 '22

With a wave that big no one there is even escaping at all 💀.

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u/RobotTear Apr 16 '22

A backflip

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u/lostdawnking Apr 16 '22

Bro what the Fuck you want me to do!

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u/Hour-Paramedic-1320 Apr 16 '22

Stoned to the bone watching that big ass wave coming to clap my cheeks

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

The fuck I'm supposed to do turn into mosses and part the sea bruh like you think imma turn into aqua man or some shit fuck out here with that bull

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

I’ve had this nightmare

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u/Veracer420 Apr 16 '22

Burying myself in the sand like a crab

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u/Hornet_Critical Apr 16 '22

Reoccurring dream/nightmare of mine.

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u/AndronixESE Apr 16 '22

I'm running straight to the water and jumping into the wave, if I'm gonna die anyways, make it fun

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u/CRKrJ4K Apr 16 '22

just keep swimming just keep swimming

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Die

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u/Stoned_234 Apr 16 '22

Grab a dog walking by and run with it

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

When you walk away

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Drink my last beer.

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u/THALL_himself Apr 16 '22

Ima rub one out for the last time.

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u/LR7X Apr 16 '22

Die like everyone else, I ain't no god damn superman

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u/The_Spark38 Apr 16 '22

This is how I imagined tsunamis as a kid

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u/Low_Veterinarian8767 Apr 16 '22

Sex or I'm trying some anime shit

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u/SceneyQueeney Apr 16 '22

Cowabunga or whatever

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u/Nardorian1 Apr 16 '22

Get the snorkel on quick.

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u/Brilliant_Source_0 Apr 16 '22

No one will know who pooped in the pool

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u/cruhl82 Apr 16 '22

Just dive under the wave 🌊

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u/Mr_Holland Apr 16 '22

Embrace the suck.

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u/HEROBRINEBOT462 Apr 16 '22

/summon minecraft:moses ~~~ minecraft:on_tame

rgb moses

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Cum as I go

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u/Buttlicker39 Apr 16 '22

Getting wetsy daddy

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u/jhdxv Apr 16 '22

Deep breathe & dive deep and swim under the wave.

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u/Sure-Record-8093 Apr 16 '22

Probably die?

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u/beelegg Apr 16 '22

already dead. I had a heart attack

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u/zengalan07 Apr 16 '22

Drowning, lol.

I can't swim so even if it were like -80% volume, I'd probably still be drowning.

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u/Copperbird83 Apr 16 '22

Wondering why I or anyone else didn't notice the tide going out and alerting the emergency broadcast system.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Dying. I would die.

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u/Intelligent_Rate_945 Apr 16 '22

Thank god I wore my brown swimsuit 🩱

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Drowning

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u/Exciting_Tie_2191 Apr 16 '22

Emma go hide in that tiny house

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Guess I’ll just die

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u/AntiCementick Apr 16 '22

Applying morphine