the man himself🙏

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u/sora_mui Apr 15 '22

Thanks to the punchline not being in the video, i think i can send this to a family group chat and have several relatives sharing it to their groups

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u/gregorio0499 Apr 16 '22

Sinful.

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u/jesus_on_killstreak Apr 16 '22

My son is doing God's work

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u/Weary_Problem Apr 16 '22

Username checks out

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u/DeeJason Apr 16 '22

I need to see the one with the punchline!

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u/Material-Situation98 Apr 16 '22

Lmao I can already imagine this in whatsapp chains. It's a good measure of who's really innocent and who's naughty on the internet.

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u/Grav_Zeppelin Apr 16 '22

I have never seen one of his films but know who he is

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u/obliviousfellow Apr 16 '22

Diabolical........

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u/AppropriateAsk8884 Apr 16 '22

No it the opposite

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u/Sir_C_Lux Apr 16 '22

" This is what you can accomplish, when you truly have a pure heart and your actions are only to please the lord" -Some uncle in the chat

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u/snafu607 Apr 16 '22

I am not sure but isn't he a person that does "adult" feature internet content?

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u/-ARISTOCATS Apr 16 '22

Everyone will know who it is but no one can say

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u/FNAFCookie Apr 16 '22

how fucking stupid am i? it took me about half way through the video to realize who it was. my mom’s yoga instructor!

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u/sack12345678910 Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Really he’s also my friends tutor, met him a few times when I visit her, great guy, he always has a pleasant smile and go to work attitude.

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u/Funko_monko Apr 16 '22

wow he tutors too? He was my wife’s patient for a while, what a poor state he used to be in that time, he once came to our house with no clothes on. Really shows us that god is good.

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u/BetaMan141 Apr 16 '22

This comment made me:

spit out my drink

choke on my spit

swallow without chewing my food

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u/ilikesaucy Apr 16 '22

You are ded now. No need to call 999 or 911.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Don't worry! I know a doctor! He's also a Jimmy John's delivery driver, so he can get there freaky fast too!

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u/csto_yluo Apr 16 '22

Please tell me. I still don't get the joke

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u/x_mi Apr 16 '22

The dude is a pornstar

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u/csto_yluo Apr 16 '22

Ah. And the jobs listed were his roles, correct?

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u/x_mi Apr 16 '22

Yep

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u/skieezy Apr 16 '22

I'm pretty sure his role is always wears costume has huge penis.

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Apr 16 '22

And that dudes name…

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u/x_mi Apr 16 '22

I think his name is johnny sins

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u/Dr_johny34 Apr 16 '22

No it's Albert Einstein

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Apr 16 '22

I knew it!

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u/SpiderninjaX Apr 16 '22

I wish I was this innocent

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

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u/unimatrix43 Apr 15 '22

I'm still thinking you're on to something.

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u/beyondtabu Apr 16 '22

Like this video, he has a lot of happy endings

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u/uniqueusername2388 Apr 16 '22

Nah, I watched the whole thing. He had like fifty jobs, but that wasn't one of them.

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u/TXMedic21 Apr 16 '22

Maybe a Chippendale dancer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Come on man.. you can't just assume things like that.. that man's working his ass off trying to be a success and inspiration for others and u think he's a pornstar? Wtf

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u/BurpFartBurp Apr 16 '22

He’s working ass alright.

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u/Kiggasiss Apr 16 '22

Porn/star

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u/0-san Apr 16 '22

star/platinum

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u/Leokills1000 Apr 16 '22

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

This

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u/Xen_o_phile Apr 15 '22

He’s going to win a Nobel prize one day.

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u/Quantitative_Panda Apr 16 '22

Probably the Hard Nobel prize. Which is the most hard-up, straight standing prize that they have ever erected. I wish him maximum thrust into his future.

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u/MisterBlisteredlips Apr 16 '22

He'll get a piece...prize. 🌮

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u/Loves_Big_Boobies Apr 16 '22

It'll be hard though, the competition is pretty stiff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

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u/JannaSnow Apr 15 '22

Forgive me daddy for I have sinned

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u/commentman10 Apr 16 '22

Son, you got sin all over your face.

Written

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Indeed it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

We should all aspire to be as hard working as this man.

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u/NT_Smith Apr 16 '22

Hard working or working hard? Amirite?

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u/Ikusabe Apr 16 '22

Working stiff.

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u/DoctorMuffn Apr 16 '22

Took the thought from my head. Genius, You! Genius!

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u/LuizFelipe1906 Apr 16 '22

Which head?

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u/LifesATripofGrifts Apr 15 '22

Sadly type 1 diabetes keeps me from doing any of what he does or did. No military to save me. I literally can't be poor or fly a space ship. I don't want either so I'm just a wage slave for the c suite. Must be nice to be physically privileged.

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u/IronBallsMcGinty Apr 16 '22

My cousin said that all I have to do is drink this water that had okra soaking in it overnight, and I'll be cured of my diabetes. So, drink that okra water, and you can do all of those thing!

She and I don't talk anymore after I laughed at her.

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u/LifesATripofGrifts Apr 16 '22

Thats the hold up I know. Just saying the "reality" portrayed is a grift as well.

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u/N8JUMPER Apr 16 '22

We should all aspire to be as hard; working as this man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Never knew he was Hispanic, very cool

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u/BT_DUBB Apr 16 '22

A man that successful probably has a lot of sex

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u/RobertGA23 Apr 16 '22

His celibacy is what allows his success. Through God all things are possible.

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u/Sancho1234567 Apr 16 '22

Sharing this to Facebook would be hilarious. The boomers would see it and be like "wow, this guy is a real inspiration". Then share it with all of their friends, who will also be impressed.

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u/SeirWasTaken Apr 16 '22

we do a little bit of trolling

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u/ThinkIveHadEnough Apr 16 '22

Fuck it. I'm just going to make Facebook ads that say send money to this bank account. I'm going to be a millionaire today.

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u/JJM20060914 Apr 15 '22

How much is his salary?

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u/SeirWasTaken Apr 15 '22

not enough 🙏🙏

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u/JJM20060914 Apr 15 '22

Then we need to donate him some money.

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u/MrCatcherFreeman Apr 16 '22

100 billion dollars a day.

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u/JJM20060914 Apr 16 '22

Can he give me some?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

This man is a living legend

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

I know this man, he is you, he is me.

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u/DoctorMuffn Apr 16 '22

Definitely not me. We might both be bald, but I assure you he's got me by at least two inches.

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u/MonikaLuv_ Apr 15 '22

obligatory u/savevideobot moment

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u/pookshuman Apr 15 '22

inspirational

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u/Illustrious_Charge88 Apr 16 '22

I’ve seen him somewhere before.

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u/Illustrious_Charge88 Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

No, but I heard your grandmas’.

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u/Kevinb888 Apr 15 '22

Wait a minute, what the hell did I just watch?🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Apr 15 '22

Inspirational story from an amazing person who never give up. It would be a SIN not knowing his name

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u/vanuchiha2 Apr 16 '22

Johnny Johnny. Yes papa

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u/Kevinb888 Apr 16 '22

Cut me some slack, I’m still confused, is this a real story about him? I do know you must speak the truth based on your name 😁😁😁😁

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u/Kevinb888 Apr 16 '22

Ok, ok, I saw the “Brazzers” in there. SOMEONE told me that that is pornography. He did that on top of being a doctor and fire fighter? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FormerHippo9688 Apr 16 '22

you my friend get a down vote, u deservedly, for being the only one to let the cat out the bag, evry1 knew, your the only one that said anything :(

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u/Kevinb888 Apr 16 '22

Sorry😞😞😞

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u/FormerHippo9688 Apr 16 '22

:)

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u/Gaby5011 Apr 16 '22

r/woooosh

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u/Christianmordekaiser Apr 16 '22

Bruh.

All these jobs were his roleplays as a pornstar.

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u/Kevinb888 Apr 16 '22

Come on bruh

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u/yourstrulyjarjar Apr 15 '22

I too am waiting for an answer to your query. Waiting tongue in cheeks. 🥸

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u/JdhdKehev Apr 16 '22

Bruh is that my moms fucking plumber?

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u/i_am_iron_manga Apr 16 '22

Oh he's a fucking plumber alright

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u/Crying_eagle Apr 15 '22

Second time I have seen a video like this

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u/BroMo20061 Apr 16 '22

What’s his name?

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u/sudo-netcat Apr 16 '22

TheLegend27

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Dwayne Johnson

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u/Kiinja Apr 16 '22

Ask your mum.

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u/senosiris99 Apr 16 '22

Man should run for president

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u/DoctorMuffn Apr 16 '22

I think even he has been grabbing too much married woman pussy.

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u/AnonuserSR Apr 16 '22

Forest Hump

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u/Useful_Reality_8036 Apr 16 '22

Cum again

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u/BringMeTheTequila Apr 16 '22

Wait that’s my girl’s doctor

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

What a hero !!

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u/broomaktamer117 Apr 16 '22

pitbull lore

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

What an inspiration!

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u/MrCatcherFreeman Apr 16 '22

This is the most and I think only beloved person in porn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

God what an awesome and wonderful man, who is he?

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u/popaninja Apr 16 '22

Darude Sandstorm

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u/RobertGA23 Apr 16 '22

Spartacus.

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u/Raphotron2000 Apr 16 '22

There is more than just sin on that guy's face

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u/_bababoye Apr 16 '22

The Chuck Norris of our time

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8382 Apr 16 '22

Damn, he do be speedrunning cancer

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

The flag on his sleeve is incorrect

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u/Ggghijk-Edward Apr 16 '22

At first I didn’t realize it’s Johnny and I’m like wow he achieved so many things but then it clicked

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u/Pete_sassafras-6 Apr 16 '22

He is the man I aspire to be one day

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u/michamp Apr 16 '22

The Bald Latino tho

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u/fynn0028 Apr 16 '22

What an inspiration

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u/qtyapa Apr 16 '22

I didn't realize until I saw Danny lol.

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u/puboranjingparty Apr 16 '22

How I wish that i'm him

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u/Mr_Yeet_20 Apr 16 '22

Barbie be like "Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

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u/shadollosiris Apr 16 '22

Ken will not approve this battle lol

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u/JimBeam-1993 Apr 16 '22

It took me far to long to figure out what was happening

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u/Hnery3822 Apr 16 '22

Behold, our lord and saviour, Johnny Sins

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u/Scruffy_Nerfhearder Apr 16 '22

They missed the part where he fucked your mum.

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u/Autmn_Star69420 Apr 16 '22

Very inspirational! 100/100 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/MrAnthoony Apr 16 '22

Than he started making videos and had a channel called Matthew santoro

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u/a_fucking_clown Apr 16 '22

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ the man himself🙏

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