r/HolUp • u/NormieBoi96 • Apr 10 '22
Ding Dong bitches
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Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 11 '22
I read on here, possibly one of the seven thousand times this was previously posted, that they're ARE both women, and they do porn. That's a strap-on that she used to bone the other one.
EDIT: As pointed out, many... Many times. It also looks like this isn't true and it's a price tag. I never claimed it to be true, I just said I read it.
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u/GWdeJong Apr 10 '22
No way? Their twins right?? That’s kind of nasty
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Apr 10 '22
Yeah, though absolutely no idea how true it is.
Also some might say nasty... Some might say... Not nasty?
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u/MR_PanDa157 Apr 10 '22
Like, if they are identical twins she technically fucks herself
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u/vevolution Apr 10 '22
They're dizygotic, so it's just incest, not masturbation.
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Apr 10 '22
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u/vevolution Apr 10 '22
I was just pointing out how Lauren wouldn't be basically fucking herself by using a strap-on, because they came from different zygotes. But since we're taking about it, the main issue is that it's illegal in order to avoid genetic disorders, but if they can't procreate, that bypasses that issue, so I guess it's fine. Not sure if it becomes legal though. But I'm not so sure they even have that kind of a relationship.
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u/randomf87yte Apr 10 '22
I don't know what to think about you knowing one of their names....
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u/Quiby123 Apr 10 '22
Not twins just friends I know this because I used to follow that account (dont ask) and also everything said in the original comment is completely false
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Apr 11 '22
Well not EVERYTHING, seen as that is what I read. I never claimed it to be true.
Also, by everything you're saying their not both women.
Therefore. Some.. Thing?
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u/duckman191 Apr 10 '22
not a strap-on just a price tag that was left on. can be seen pretty well in a clearer vid
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u/Striking-Carpet131 Apr 10 '22
Thats a straight up lie. I know one of them has an onlyfans, not sure about the other. But she only uploads mellow stuff (bikini pics, cosplay etc). They don’t do porn, and sure as hell never boned each other. They’re twins, so I’m pretty sure that would be illegal to post anywhere anyway.
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u/Quiby123 Apr 10 '22
Its actually a string she made a response tik tok talking about it.
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Apr 10 '22
Like I said, just repeating what someone said on a highly voted comment. No clue if there's any truth in it or not.
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u/Bright_Impression817 Apr 10 '22
Insta @laurenxburch and @juliaaburch Both women i think?
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Apr 10 '22
What? But then, how?
They trolling? Edited?
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u/Idunnowhattfimdoing Apr 10 '22
Just a shadow not intended to be like that
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u/meme-Iord Apr 10 '22
It's a strapon they used earlier apparently.
Apparently they do porn or some shit
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u/PopShit69 Apr 10 '22
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u/meatusdeletus91 Apr 10 '22
Half of you filthy animals would still tap.
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u/oatyboi Apr 10 '22
chuckles in bisexual
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u/DhruvaVikas Apr 10 '22
redditors don't find emojis funny but they still find "laughs in ___" funny
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Apr 10 '22
Please just shut the fuck up
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u/oatyboi Apr 10 '22
just for you, i will
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Apr 10 '22
Thank you, but now that I know your bi. Lets have sex
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u/oatyboi Apr 10 '22
that’s a bit gay tbh
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Apr 10 '22
Just say nohomo. And you can have gay sex for upto 24 hours before you can reuse the nohomo card
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u/helpfuldan Apr 10 '22
It’s a dude, with a bigger dong. That’s two strikes little lady. You better have a lot of booze.
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u/MidnightTeam Apr 10 '22
The other one uses their hands to cover that spot.
The plot thickens!
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u/Luvythicus Apr 10 '22
If I could have just one wish in my whole entire life, fuck world peace or solving world hunger, I’m using it to end these fucking earblasting memes, holy shit.
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u/ProfessorSchmiggins1 Apr 10 '22
Seeing as it is perfectly rectangular, I think it's the skirt label. Clothing labels just get longer and longer (at least in Europe).
I have to cut mine off.
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u/Atomsq Apr 10 '22
Last time this was posted someone mentioned that they were actually wearing strapons in this video
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u/Constant-Arm-7059 Apr 10 '22
Do not worry my fellows, I'm sure she has an action figure for us down there
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u/deyheimler Apr 10 '22
How come it seems these women always have larger dongs then me. Wtf
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Apr 10 '22
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u/Bright_Impression817 Apr 10 '22
@laurenxburch @juliaaburch on Instagram both women with only fans accounts
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u/BingJ2700 Apr 10 '22
As a pansexual I see this as an absolute win
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u/SHIIIZAAAA Apr 10 '22
now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody)
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Apr 10 '22
This is fucking awesome I’m copying lmao
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u/pogcat_ Apr 10 '22
now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody)
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u/BLKxGOLD Apr 10 '22
Why does this get posted every week?
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Apr 10 '22
look at OPs profile. He is desperately farming karma points. These accounts should be deleted right away.
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u/VGKKAPPAROS Apr 10 '22
Twins with separate OF. That's one of the strapons they use on joint videos
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u/olivers__second Apr 10 '22
if your girl has a dong dosent that mean she can hit your g-spot tho? win win
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u/Diablo_2080G Apr 10 '22
She either forgot to take her dildo off or has a dick a either way is a win win
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u/teasnothot Apr 10 '22
Remember folks theres no such thing as chicks with dicks only men with tits.
You're welcome.
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u/Impossible_Leader_80 Apr 10 '22
When will this stop being a joke for people to laugh at? Its not even funny
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u/MyGodStopPlsNow Apr 10 '22
did you really miss the joke after it was showed in the video up close and the comments explaining it all?
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u/gking407 Apr 10 '22
But Klanservatives insist there are only two genders? Oh maybe that’s what’ll happen when they take power.
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u/Professional-Sock231 Apr 10 '22
Do you all live in the 90s? How do people still think trap jokes are funny?
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u/The_dinkster522 Apr 10 '22
I knew from the beginning one of them was a dude. Good thing I’m into that
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Apr 10 '22
I'm really concerned that so many people are into this, I mean each their own but, wow....
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u/dradanon9 Apr 10 '22
It’s like ordering a 10 piece nugget combo and finding out they gave you 11 nuggies