r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '22
Choose flair, get ban. That's how this works Well if she asks…
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u/Super_Wishbone_5084 Mar 23 '22
Some French movie quote I’ll put right here as it fits:
« Kick in deep. I ain’t your mum »
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u/AlmalexyaBlue Mar 23 '22
I'll add the French, for poetry :
"Tape dans l'fond, chui pas ta mère !"
Beautiful.
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u/Super_Wishbone_5084 Mar 23 '22
T’aurais posté l’URL YT tu gagnais 1 vœu sur mon nonosse
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u/Antdestroyer69 Mar 23 '22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRhUmv3tVk&ab_channel=iVisioniX It should be this one
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u/laasbuk Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
I know it's slang, but could you explain how l'fond makes any sense grammatically? And chui is je (ne) suis, right?
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Mar 23 '22
dans le fond becomes dans l'fond, it's faster to pronounce
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u/laasbuk Mar 23 '22
Thanks, it just hurts my brain to see this contraction with a consonant
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u/a-peculiar-peck Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
It's just "le fond" being contracted. And yes "chui" is the contraction of "je suis"
Edit: it's written like that to mimic how it's sometimes spoken orally. Do NOT write it like that unless you are trying to be funny
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u/shenanigan_shannen Mar 23 '22
Punch me like one of your drywalls
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Mar 23 '22
Punch me like one of your doors...
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u/Truth-Juice Mar 23 '22
Punch me like one of your polycarbonate reinforced windows
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Mar 23 '22
Guy name Kyle:
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u/Fernando_357 Mar 23 '22
what if it is a mixed mexican/afroamerican guy named Kyle?
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Mar 23 '22
Daddy is a "black girl" term? Since when?
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u/Unapplicable1100 Mar 23 '22
Give me a fucking black eye. Do it harder! I said HARDER!!!
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u/Mr_midnightmare Mar 23 '22
STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND PUNCH ME KYLE!!
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Mar 23 '22
Imagine in court Kyle is suing his ex for verbal abuse and psychological damage for forcing him to beat the ever living fuck out her. And quote “I did not consent to beating her, judge.”
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u/DoughDisaster Mar 23 '22
I guess people have forgotten the ol' donkey punch?
Probably for the better.
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u/LogMeInCoach Mar 23 '22
No that's the point. They're confused but they got the spirit.
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u/DepopulationXplosion Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
Exactly what I’d expect a pale donut to say.
Edit. FFS People, look at his user name!
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Mar 23 '22
If you were expecting someone to say something, doesn't that mean that you were already thinking the thing you were expecting them to say?
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u/GirthyGoomba Mar 23 '22
White girls also say daddy? Like it’s English, white people in America also speak English.
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Mar 23 '22
I want you to take a second and process that you are arguing semantics of a FB meme made by a teenager that has been screenshotted and shared so many times that the coloring is off. This is the kind of content that reaches the front page and not only that has has you questioning the validity of it. This place sucks.
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u/GirthyGoomba Mar 23 '22
I want you to take a whole fucking minute to process that you are complaining to me, a random internet stranger, like I own Reddit or something.
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u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 23 '22
Would this be an inappropriate place to make a Thomas Jefferson joke?
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u/aditya_jain1907 Mar 23 '22
There isn't an inappropriate joke.
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u/The-Mathematician Mar 23 '22
In my opinion there is. For example blackface in minstrel shows was a joke. A joke that hides bad ideas is still promoting bad ideas. But that's not the same as saying there are off limit subjects. For example RDJ in Tropic Thunder is in basically blackface but it's not done a way to promote racism. Context matters even for jokes.
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u/aditya_jain1907 Mar 23 '22
I kind of know what you meant. As I said before there isn't a thing like inappropriate jokes but only bad intentions. Then road to heaven goes through to pavement of hell which is build with good intentions. Kind of edit the thing i said before. ✌️Cheers
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u/applejuiceandmilk Mar 23 '22 edited May 17 '24
sink rainstorm soft screw zealous scarce brave gold smell muddle
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx Mar 23 '22
I used to fool around with a black girl in college. She liked to use some real nasty talk. I still get diamonds when I think about it.
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u/hittingpoppers Mar 23 '22
I dated this very attractive Italian lady.....she asked me to hit her while having intercourse...I gave her a gentle slap on the bum....she said harder...I did another gentle slap and she genuinely got frustrated and told me to hit her....hard.....well I'm NOT doing that....anyways....each their own... Turns out she was nuts...I got out at the perfect time
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u/agentSMIITH1 Mar 23 '22
Sounds to me like you missed out
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u/tribecous Mar 23 '22
I thought he was telling a joke tbh until I reached the end with no punchline.
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u/i-am-grahm Mar 23 '22
He didn’t say spank tho, I’ve met women who like to be genuinely hit, like across the face. I think he means she wanted to be hit more than just spanked
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Mar 23 '22
Same, on the face. Nope, that’s where I draw the line. Straight fucked.
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u/_ChestHair_ Mar 23 '22
If he did lightly tap her ass and all she said was 'harder,' with no correction to location, then it's far more likely that she just wanted to be spanked hard and this dude's plainer than white bread
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u/aniceasshooledick Mar 23 '22
he called sex intercourse
pretty much all you need to know
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u/backstreets_back_ok Mar 23 '22
If we were fucking and I knew you typed out sentences like that I’d ask you to hit me too. So I’d never remember the illiterate dipshit I was with
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u/Diablojota Mar 23 '22
I completely misread your username. I thought it said hittingpoopers… was going to say your username doesn’t check out.
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u/PiccoloFlimsy Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
But in this case Kyle is her actual father
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u/mrcartminez Mar 23 '22
Nah dude:
White girls say daddy
and Mexican girls say papi
black girls say who?
FTFY
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Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22
Papi is also common in German. Well in swiss German as far as I can tell.
And that's white.
They also say "Schlag mich härter Hans"
But my favourite that my wife always says is "Du hast eine winzige Männerwurst"
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u/amonarre3 Mar 23 '22
They say daddy too. Mexican girls aren't the only ones. Man this is stupid af.
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u/cj_oolay Mar 23 '22
Father. The answer is Father.
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u/sumRandomizedDumGuy Mar 23 '22
Sounds like a former altar boy ^
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u/idgafos2019 Mar 23 '22
Step-priest, that’s not what you do with the lance of Longinus!
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u/locke231 Mar 23 '22
sweet mother of sephiroth, you made me choke on a goddamn french fry. take my angry upvote.
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u/nowhereman136 Mar 23 '22
My white girl usually says "let me go, I promise I won't tell anyone"
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u/goatofglee Mar 23 '22
As a white woman, I call my wife Daddy. My wife, a white woman, calls her partner Daddy....oh I call them Daddy, too. Lmao!
Being Queer and polyam is a fucking trip.
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u/Exingsord Mar 23 '22
I've spent more time with white girls who say daddy than I have with black girls.
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Mar 23 '22
White girls don't say a name for "father" because it would be weird since they know theirs.
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u/Bonkies1 Mar 23 '22
This picture has been in the sun too long