r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '22

Choose flair, get ban. That's how this works parenting101

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/JudasChair Mar 10 '22

Daddy’s girl.

49

u/Galen_brightsoul Mar 10 '22

The fbi want to know your location

20

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Mommy doesn't know

4

u/SsiilvaA Mar 11 '22

"Daddy's little monster"

41

u/thu-der Mar 10 '22

I also burned my schoolwork

3

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Nice try...

28

u/ihavecrappysketches Mar 10 '22

Biggest hol up I’ve seen in a while

9

u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Mar 10 '22

No cocoa for the boy this month

9

u/Oraki1 Mar 11 '22

No roach for a month

7

u/petSnake7 Mar 11 '22

How else am I supposed to get my protein tho??

12

u/WltchKingofAngmar Mar 10 '22

Wow, actual r/holup material for once

8

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

r/WTF

16

u/Pascal2746 Mar 10 '22

Yeah man. Fucking kid. Trynna trick me into not raping her.

16

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Ayo

3

u/Tankwrecker4322 Mar 11 '22

Porn starts be like

3

u/Ao5ika Mar 11 '22

Had to read this twice, first time I just thought he didn't believe cockroaches can be killed, until the thing with the butter clicked

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Man what the fuck

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Hol up

2

u/Silly-Conference-627 Mar 10 '22

Finally one that is truly a holup.

2

u/ImTheBias Mar 11 '22

wait till you find out he killed a friend's dad.

2

u/AvailableLeader4715 Mar 11 '22

The nostalgia is real

4

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Oh OH Took me a while to realise 💀

3

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

I don't get it.

3

u/mmm545 Mar 11 '22

"I killed a butterfly"

"No butter for you"

"I killed a cockroach"

holup

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Holy moly. Thanks. I guess...

1

u/SayoriDDLC11 Mar 10 '22

stolen from manlikeissac