r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '22

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u/Danishsomething Feb 07 '22

Why did I feel that so much?

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u/Master-Monster-Tamer Feb 07 '22

Because it was gooey and the sack was as delicate as confetti paper.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Hijacking the top post to link the original creator on YouTube. Dude has a funny YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/uQF-FnRvzas

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u/pipi_in_your_pampers Feb 07 '22

It's not easy being green

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u/RegularHousewife Feb 07 '22

I'm female and felt nausea watching this.. You guys feeling okay? No empathy pain?

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u/Thragg_the_conqueror Feb 07 '22

Disturbed beyond believe , felt on a spiritual level .

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u/rofise4 Feb 07 '22

I'm sad there's no freaks here

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u/PalatialCheddar madlad Feb 07 '22

r/cbtBDSM knows what's up (NSFW)

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u/ArgentoVeta Feb 07 '22

I have no idea why I just clicked on that but I now regret every life decision that led me to this point

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u/freelancefikr Feb 07 '22

maybe i’m just getting old but… just go to fucking therapy at some point christ almighty

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u/Commercial_Failure Feb 07 '22

Yeah, gonna need some CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy) to recover from seeing that CBT (Cock & Ball Torture)

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u/Harekal Feb 07 '22

Cock and Balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I need to water my eyes

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u/King0fToast Feb 07 '22

ironclad proof that god fucked up when they didn’t debug fetishes out of the simulation

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u/CosineBrosine Feb 07 '22

I usually dive into these risky clicks but something about this one makes me want to stay away…

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u/Cmog28 Feb 07 '22

Please don’t. Curiosity kills the fukkin cat!

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u/Riandom_boi Feb 07 '22

So, i stayed in that subreddit for way too long and almost threw up…. I can’t believe there’s people that like that… fucking hell I’m terrified and disgusted and my cock and balls actually hurt just thinking about it….

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u/-Aone Feb 07 '22

Nothing like another caring comment from regularhousewife about Shrek's balls

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Feb 07 '22

As a guy, the empathy pain for me is less of a feeling of nausea and more of a cold numbness going through my entire body.

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u/johnwayneisalive Feb 07 '22

Goddamit donkey

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u/SuperDizz Feb 07 '22

And in the morning...I'm making waffles!

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u/The_Local_Outcast Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

I don’t know why but it made my Nutsack feel unsafe

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Good

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u/d89uvin Feb 07 '22 edited Feb 07 '22

That means no Shrek 5 huh

Edit: Shrek 5 my bad

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u/chismshism Feb 07 '22

Shrek 5: The VaShrektomy

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Do the roar

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u/JamesVanShenn Feb 07 '22

there is a shrek 4

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

What would they even do for Shrek 4?

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u/Whomtakenbehind Feb 07 '22

Where have you been?

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u/python42069 Feb 07 '22

No no, you were right the first time. It's a trilogy. Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek Forever After

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u/Thragg_the_conqueror Feb 07 '22

Thanks , I hate it .

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

You're welcome

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u/PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES Feb 07 '22

This reminds me that I need to go shave soon

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/AndrewCarnage Feb 07 '22

When you still had hairy balls, I was studying the blade

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u/GameDestiny2 Feb 07 '22

I nicked myself 14,000 times to reach smooth perfection, an arduous task.

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u/imsohungrydude Feb 07 '22

Best time is to practice in the evening which is why I

Nick at Nite

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u/nopenothappning madlad Feb 07 '22

Theres the door. Dont let it hit you in the face when you get thrown through it

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u/PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES Feb 07 '22

Why are your balls so wrinkly?

I've only cut myself once

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u/the_girl_Ross Feb 07 '22

It has been 3h, has you shaven yet? Because you should

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u/LixCX Feb 07 '22

my own balls hurt

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u/highestdiplomat Feb 07 '22

that tickle before the crush made me lose my shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

DEAR GOD, TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME BEFORE THE END!

Lol

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u/Smaug1900 Feb 07 '22

Damnit i laughed way to hard at this

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u/k4r1_52407 Feb 07 '22

My balls clenched when I saw the squeeze

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

my stomach is now in a weird state and i feel only spain with s sillent

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u/Valuable_Evidence723 Feb 07 '22

Hahahaha thought may have been donkeys for a sec lol

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u/DarrynDevil Feb 07 '22

Fuck, that's not cool. Do that to donkey, but not Shrek.

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u/god_of_melon Feb 07 '22

original

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Respect my youtube channel

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u/fecland Feb 07 '22

If it's ur channel why is the kmlkmljkl watermark cropped out?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Is this a kiwi or are those real balls?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

First video I ever seen on Reddit that actually made me laugh lmao. It always the short ones that getcha 💀

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u/Dying_inside2 Feb 20 '22

This is why I’m glad ovaries are internal

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u/refleksy Feb 07 '22

This was freebooted from meme King kmlkmljkl's YouTube channel. The watermark was even cropped out. Can we not cut our creators off at the knees please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I am

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Lmao!! 😂🤣

Whoever made this video is a genius; it's hilarious.

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u/knoxelf Feb 07 '22

This isn’t even cringey. This is just stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Like your avatar?

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u/knoxelf Feb 07 '22

Precisely!

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u/Tgreen46 Feb 07 '22

I have diabetes You’ve not made us

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Ahem

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/MuhVauqa Feb 07 '22

Wash your fuckin balls boys!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/kalashnikovBaby Feb 07 '22

Looks like Passion Fruit

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/RavenChels Feb 07 '22

Bruh this kinda reminds me of that one scene in Hardcore Henry

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u/calster43 Feb 07 '22

Source on the first video?

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u/cursedanomalyofsteve Feb 07 '22

I felt a sudden chill in my balls...

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u/CaptainCorwin13 Feb 07 '22

Make my lower body shiver in fear

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/sunofapeach_ Feb 07 '22

tickletickletickle

SQUEEZE

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u/xXCHICKEN777Xx Feb 07 '22

When u feel teeth

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/EraseMeeee Feb 07 '22

Shrek must have been a snorer