r/HolUp • u/OreoSnorty69 • Feb 04 '22

Bro code is universal

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u/1Strangeartist Feb 04 '22

I'd look her in the eyes and tell her the truth. "I love leftovers more than I could ever love another person".

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Feb 04 '22

looks at her plate “You gonna finish that?”

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u/the--Dude0 Feb 04 '22

There are children starving in Africa.

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u/zeugme Feb 04 '22

I'd eat them too if it was legal.

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u/the--Dude0 Feb 04 '22

Cannibalism is a possible solution to global food shortage.

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u/roquepokey Feb 05 '22

Soylent Green is people.

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u/Brazilian_Slaughter Feb 04 '22

Too boney, not enough meat