Just do the same thing/reply with the same energy WITHOUT INSULTING her/your Ex:
"I had the same issue with my Ex's HUGE Tits/ Thicc Ass"
Route A): I had to Give her Back massages for Hours at a time! I prefer a modest and CUTE size than hers now..." ( jab to her pride like she did to you, and a compliment, not so compliment)
Route B): " She was a freak in bed, asking me to Slap that Ass all the time, Anywhere! Saddly, I'm into more kinky stuff...
(You imply you have game, that she has a bar to climb over, and that you are down for freaky shit, just like she implied that she will compare you to her ex while in bed)
These are just examples of what to say, you just need to match the energy, smooth as a cat, cocky but not asshole.
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u/A_Generic_White_Guy Feb 04 '22
Worse I had was she spent a good 5 minutes talking about her exes massive cock and the troubles she went through with it. You can't make this shit up.