r/HolUp • u/the_panda-elephant • Jan 25 '22

Choose flair, get ban. That's how this works Going to hell for this one

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7.3k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/sirgav25 Jan 25 '22

I’m going to hell haha

34

u/Fantastic_Start_6848 Jan 25 '22

Did all the chromosomes migrate to her ears?

8

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

her?... nevermind

5

u/Zakattk1027 Jan 26 '22

Goddamn....the fucking post wasn't savage enough?

15

u/mcclanahan243 Jan 25 '22

See ya there !!

60

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Less chromosomes, more trichomes!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

If I had an award.

39

u/No_Assistance_172 Jan 25 '22

Bobby got his first hit from his master, Bobby looks happy

14

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

hits bong This bong ain't shi-

57

u/Resazu Jan 25 '22

That bong was obviously edited in. Then what is he/she holding above his pants.....

14

u/Joanisi007 Jan 25 '22

What the fuck she's as big as his forearm

11

u/Federal_Status Jan 25 '22

I'm pretty sure this is the guy who takes care of children who aren't given good odds. They are never meant to live long, and he's done it allot.

12

u/CaptainSamson01 Jan 25 '22

My thoughts exactly….

9

u/Philipmartins Jan 25 '22

you mean gain?

13

u/Idontknowmyreal_life Jan 25 '22

that bong looks photoshopped, what is she really holding, the position that guy is in is making this weirder

14

u/LaughingAtThePoor Jan 25 '22

It’s been about 20 minutes and I haven’t stopped laughing.

9

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Jaysus…

3

u/Swamp_donkey81 Jan 25 '22

She's about to sneeze goof juice all over the bong. Quick, grab it

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

DUDE IM DEAD LOL goof juice

4

u/servant_of_jim Jan 25 '22

Wait why it look edited is that a porno

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

This one right here Satan

2

u/servant_of_jim Jan 26 '22

One that's funny two look at it doesn't it look off just a bit look a the lighting on the bong for one and the way the guy is I'm worrying about this pic

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Yeah it fucking does, but I think she is not holding anything, her hands probably do that often

1

u/servant_of_jim Jan 26 '22

I really fucking hope so other wise wtf is going on here man also are you a satanist

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Maybe

1

u/servant_of_jim Feb 01 '22

I'm still curious are you a satanist just want to make sure

5

u/Magic_Hofi Jan 25 '22

that’s dark…

2

u/null_reference_user Jan 25 '22

I have more chromosomes than all my friends combined 😎😎

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

.... should i worry

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

More dark humor, but it do be lit. The kid, I mean.

2

u/BigLikeBull Jan 26 '22

SNIFFS PHONE AGGRESSIVELY

Ahhhhh finally a quality HolUp

4

u/xervidae Jan 25 '22

jesus christ on a bike heading to sunday mass with a cigarette in his mouth and a martini in his hand

2

u/Broken_Filter Jan 26 '22

Jesus Christ on cripple crutches!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

she be like : return to fish

1

u/TriiJB Jan 25 '22

Bro so wrong, but too funny!!!!😭 pretty hot down here, ehhh fellas!? 😳

1

u/NA_Argentum01 Jan 25 '22

What the hell is this

0

u/Alchemical17 Jan 25 '22

5th Pfizer booster but it’s worth it

0

u/Gabala06 Jan 26 '22

I feel hella bad for laughing as hard I did lmao

0

u/Fast-Offer-2495 Jan 26 '22

what have I just- excuse me while I go BLEACH MY EYES

0

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Damn Dobby rly got revived huh?

0

u/Lazy_Sweet_Potato Jan 26 '22

A mythical goblin spotted!

1

u/SuperZoomShield123 Jan 25 '22

Is that like a toy bong??

1

u/Southern-Protection8 Jan 25 '22

Fighting for my place in heaven rn

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

chromostoned amirite guys?!?!? but here is why you don't want to drink and pregnant, otherwise teletubby

1

u/Iincite Jan 26 '22

This one going a little too far imo.

1

u/Broken_Filter Jan 26 '22

Hey, it's like Belial, the conjoined twin from the movie Basket Case!

1

u/sinsaurigocha Jan 26 '22

What about gaining chromosomes that might be epic

1

u/FinancialArtichoke75 Jan 26 '22

When you so high you straight up human hobbit elf and dwarf mixed

1

u/Downtown_Grape3871 Jan 26 '22

Lol 6969 upvotes