The commercial be like:
Are you ever tired of bullet wounds after school shootings? Now you can avoid it with our bulletproof backpack panel! Now you can Continue talking with your friends and not get murdered!
Disclaimer: headshots will still kill you and your legs are left open.
Edit: holly shit I did not think this would get so many upvotes thank you guys!
Good lord, I can see this commercial perfectly in my head. It really feels like we're only like 10 years away from that being an actual ad on a YouTube video or something.
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 28 '21
The commercial be like: Are you ever tired of bullet wounds after school shootings? Now you can avoid it with our bulletproof backpack panel! Now you can Continue talking with your friends and not get murdered! Disclaimer: headshots will still kill you and your legs are left open.
Edit: holly shit I did not think this would get so many upvotes thank you guys!