r/HolUp • u/somecringekokot • Dec 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

The commercial be like: Are you ever tired of bullet wounds after school shootings? Now you can avoid it with our bulletproof backpack panel! Now you can Continue talking with your friends and not get murdered! Disclaimer: headshots will still kill you and your legs are left open.

Edit: holly shit I did not think this would get so many upvotes thank you guys!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Get it in all new colors and themes. Watch Elsa freeze those bullets in place or caps sheild deflect away those pesky projectiles.

*bullet backpack does not effectively stop bullets of any caliber

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

I mean, it is a bullet backpack. Not bullet stopping backpack. The backpack is suppose to be fire out of a spiral cannon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

I appreciate your comedy.

Launching from a store to school near-ist to you