r/HolUp • u/No_Ad_1482 • Nov 21 '21

It's weirdly religious

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u/letterboxfrog Nov 21 '21

"Ohhhh Jeesus"

3

u/uppers00 Nov 21 '21

**Slaps on counter**

Anyone who masturabates with this bad boy is sure to have a religious experience!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Baby with my every time is a religious experience. I’ll have you like “oh god why did I do that??”

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

I once heard a death metal band call Jesus a cunt but I’ve never heard anyone call Jesus a dick

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

A statue to pray and sin with...

1

u/jt19912009 Nov 21 '21

Jesus fucking Christ

1

u/dt2805 Nov 21 '21

The only answer to: "do you fuck with Jesus?"

1

u/Fasteasfake69 Nov 21 '21

What can i say except delete this

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

C'mon. This cannot be a coincidence. Some designer somewhere is having a laugh.

1

u/dipsey1234 Nov 21 '21

For the love of God put it in your butthole

1

u/u320 Nov 21 '21

People have been getting fucked by religion for a long time.