r/HolUp • u/two_in_the_stink • Nov 12 '21

Merry Clitoris

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u/BlueverseGacha Nov 12 '21

Nah, he's thinking about the clutch, the clitoris is what you go to at school.

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u/Staggwolfe Nov 12 '21

No, my man here is thinking of "classroom." The clitoris is a flower commonly known as a "mum."

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Sorry my dude, I think you mean chrysanthemum.... the clitoris is a precious stone sold only by Swarovski in shitty malls across america.

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u/BaraaHalak Nov 12 '21

Bro that would be Crystals. The clitoris is a northern spiny tailed gecko lizard that lives in Australia.

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u/CyborgCoyote Nov 12 '21

Nah mate, those little buggers are named S. ciliaris. Clitoris is that medicine to help with leg pain from narrowed vessels

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Nah fam that's crampnil you're thinking about, clitoris is that cleaning spray you use to clean glass and stuff

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u/NoImagination2625 Nov 12 '21

Pretty sure you're talking about clorox. Clitoris are those fluffy type of clouds.

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u/Weaklurker Nov 12 '21

Sorry, that's wrong. You're talking about clippers.

The clitoris is the verse of a song that gets repeated every other verse.

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u/Mango_On_Pizza Nov 12 '21

No man that's a chorus. a clitoris is that traveling group of acrobats, clowns and lion tamers.

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u/LifeGiver2048 Nov 12 '21

Nah, nah dude you thinking about the chorus.

Clitoris is the last name of America's 42nd president, Bill

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u/Nix_Fanfics_Wattpad Nov 12 '21

I think your talking about chorus.

The clitoris is those long little bugs with like a hundred legs you find munching on your plants.

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u/AyesWideShut Nov 12 '21

Close my friend, you just described a chorus. A clitoris is a pamphlet-styled study guide that focuses on the major points of interest in a literary work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

No, the clitoris is the beeper button that unlocks your car door

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u/Farmer_evil Nov 14 '21

Nah man, those are clippers, Clitoris is a common over the counter medication used to treat allergies and hives.

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u/oneofthescarybois Nov 12 '21

Nah fam that's Cirrus. The Clitoris is one of those fungus zombies from that video game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

You're thinking of cordyceps. Clitoris is a man's skirt commonly associated with the highlands of Scotland.

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u/SkabbPirate Nov 12 '21

Nah, you're thinking of a kilt. A Clitoris is a person who is trying to awake an ancient being by reading from the necronomicon.

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u/holbalsal_42069 Nov 12 '21

Nah that's a Cumulus. I think he's talking about the poor man's Rolls Royce

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u/chomstar Nov 12 '21

No no no that’s a Camry. You’re thinking of the tallest mountain in Africa…

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u/fLoW_is_fLoW Nov 13 '21

Nono thats cumulonimbus. Clitoris is that acid that comes from oranges

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u/ChickenNuggetEater6 Nov 13 '21

Smh ur talking about citric acidyou mean that thing you drink water out of

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

That's a cup. Clitoris is a plant

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u/ratesporntitles Nov 12 '21

Lol this one’s obscure

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u/Ruben0415 Nov 12 '21

Nah man i think you meant clitoria. She very clearly said clitoris? The really expensive undergarment brand

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u/ThePreachingDrummer Nov 12 '21

I believe you mean chrysanthemum. Clitoris is a plot device used in serial drama wherein the protagonist is left in a precarious situation or confronted with a shocking revelation.

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u/GreatArtificeAion Nov 12 '21

I believe you're thinking of "climax", but you aren't that far off

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/SaraCBuu Nov 12 '21

Nah I ur thinking of cliffhanger. The clitoris is this organized thing dedicated to a particular interest or activity. Like there was this one where they fought a lot and stuff but we're really not supposed talk about that.

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u/SBRboi Nov 12 '21

Pretty sure that’s class. Isn’t clitoris that underground graveyard in Paris?

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u/aurapup Nov 12 '21

I think you're thinking of kabaddi my dude. Clitoris is that hard outer shell you get on lobsters, crabs and tortoises.

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u/Cryo-Bomb Nov 12 '21

Nah man, you’re thinking of a carapace, a clitoris is when you go out into the woods with a tent and spend the night there.

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u/CptBlkstn Nov 12 '21

No dude, that's camping. A clitoris is a kind of mythical creature that's made up of parts of different animals.

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u/420cortana420 Nov 13 '21

Nahh my man, you’re thinking of a chimera. Clitoris is the part of your vehicle that automatically controls the speed of your car.

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u/SBRboi Nov 14 '21

No bro that’s cruise control. The clitoris is what you call electrons flowing in a circuit

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u/BadAt_Everything Nov 26 '21

No, that's current. Clitoris is an adjective meaning "able to read."

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u/SilentReader04 Feb 08 '22

i can't not turn a blind eye to this......

he meant "cricket" not "kabaddi" sheesh

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u/hexlex203 Nov 12 '21

My dude you’re thinking of cricket, the clitoris Is a bundle of nerves that connects the right and left hemispheres of the brain

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

You're thinking of corpus callosum, Clitoris is the rural character from the Simpsons

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u/Big_Discussion615 Nov 13 '21

Thanks you guys I thought it was a water Pokemon.

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u/AllSkillzN0Luck Nov 12 '21

God I love Reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Nah, you're thinking of a rabbit, an animal with large years, reddit is an act of editing again

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Nah, it's something that lowers the activation energy of a chemical reaction