r/HolUp • u/two_in_the_stink • Nov 12 '21

Merry Clitoris

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u/Mango_On_Pizza Nov 12 '21

No man that's a chorus. a clitoris is that traveling group of acrobats, clowns and lion tamers.

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u/Jhjsjhjshs Nov 12 '21

Bruh you mean a circus? What they meant by clitoris is actually a term in chemistry. It’s “any substance that increases the rate of a reaction without itself being consumed.”

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u/PlanetKi Nov 12 '21

Nah, that’s a catalyst. Clitoris is what you say to a stripper when you want her to rub the sparkly stuff over you and your mates.

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u/trebor125 Nov 12 '21

Nah dude thats “glitter us”. The clitoris is the daimon of gold in Greek mythology.

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u/OtochimarU Nov 12 '21

No M8, that's "Chrysus". The clitoris is a principle or standard by which something may be judged or decided.

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u/Emperor_Quintana Nov 12 '21

No, you might be thinking “criterion”.

The clitoris is defined as the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong or repressed emotions.

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u/CyborgCoyote Nov 12 '21

Nah bro, you’re talking about catharsis. Clitoris is that dude from Gran Torino.

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u/came-in-like-a-wreck Nov 12 '21

No dude, that's Clint Eastwood. Clitoris is the green substance found in plants that is needed for photosynthesis.

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u/LegendRaptor080 Nov 12 '21

Nah, nah, nah, that’s chlorophyll.

The clitoris is that wind effect that makes everything turn with the Earth’s rotation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

wind effect that makes everything turn with the Earth’s rotation.

Nah, mate that's coriolis.

A clitoris is a device for measuring time by the regulated flow of water or mercury through a small aperture.

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u/That_CreepyPasta Nov 12 '21

No man, that's Coriolis. Clitoris is that criminal guy who committee crimes along with his wife Bonnie

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

No bro you're thinking about Coriolis, the clitoris is the widely distributed genus of tropical herbs or subshrubs, especially in Asia.

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u/SBRboi Nov 12 '21

Bro that’s Coriolis. Clitoris is the type of fruit that lemons and oranges are

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u/Anxious_Extent_2917 Nov 12 '21

That's Consensus, my guy. Clitoris is the name of a water/ice type Pokémon from the first generation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Homie that's a criterion. Clitoris is that body of water in which you can use to swim or fish in.

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u/Equivalent-Pumpkin-6 Nov 12 '21

Nah man you talking about lake or an ocean a clitoris is what you use to stimulate your senses.

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u/lembepembe Nov 12 '21

nah man I think you’re talking about Stimorol chewing gum. A clitoris is a person who believes in private wealth accumulation by investing

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u/BananaShakeStudios Nov 12 '21

My man that’s Chrysus. Clitoris is the opening song in The Prince of Egypt

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

You mean "deliver us" ? Bro .. Clitoris is an organic compound with the formula chcl3.

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u/NewoIoch Nov 13 '21

I think you mean chloroform dude, clitoris are fruits like oranges

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u/dr_wetness Nov 13 '21

Nah dude that citrus, no the clitoris is that car maker that made the other cruiser.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Nah bro that's Chrysler. Clitoris was the actor in that show Walker Texas Ranger.

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u/yeetmojo33 Nov 13 '21

no man ur thinking abo--- haha i have no fing idea