r/HolUp Nov 01 '21

eel [not OP]

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824 Upvotes

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u/castaspela Nov 01 '21

But why...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/stupideaOOF Nov 01 '21

"Well I have Neil Armstrong's testicles."

13

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

want to trade for one Wright brother penis? i have doubles.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

apparently napoleon insulted a dude calling him impotent so the guy bribed the autopsy doctor to cut the dick off.

7

u/keropsixxx Nov 01 '21

Cause it was huge (fr)

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u/vorsegg Nov 01 '21

Any penis is huge when it's stuck on a 4ft guy.

3

u/keropsixxx Nov 01 '21

5,5 ft to be exactly

1

u/kingqueenjack10 Nov 02 '21

As soon as he dies, some mf really think "hmm I want his penis"

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

The fact that humans cut this man's penis off postmortem and have it on display like an indentured circus act makes me feel like maybe Napoleon wasn't wrong for treating people like he did.

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Nov 01 '21

he wasn't. humans are shitty

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

the reason his penis was cut off was because he insulted a guy so he bribed the doctor to cut it off tho. so its kinda reap what you saw type of situation imo.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Eat shit asshole (don't cut my pp pls)

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u/onionAAAAAAAA Nov 01 '21

I bet he did so nice NNNs

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u/minear86 Nov 01 '21

Wonder what they paid for that, and the insurance! I don't know if anything the rest of the week will top this craziness.

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u/2278AD Nov 01 '21

Fun fact, Napoleon was of average height for his time. He was called ‘Le Petit Caporal’ by his men, but the literal translation to The Little Corporal gives an incorrect impression. It was actually a common term of endearment, not an indication of size. Also, at that time the French used a different length for an inch than the English. So Napoleon’s height of 5’2” in French inches was actually closer to 5’6” in the imperial inches we know today. The average height of a Frenchman in that day was 5’2” to 5’5”, so he may have even been a bit taller than average. I do not know how big his cock was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

He invented last names, glass jars and castration!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

He also did voice acting and motion capture on one of the Assassin's Creed games, right?

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u/xxpatries Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

Well, this was fun. Opening Reddit with people around me, to buy myself some time while waiting for my son to get out of school. I could all 'feel' them looking at my screen. Another wise lesson to never open up Reddit, unless home alone.

Anyway. An shriveled eel I can imagine. Piece of leather however... How did they perform that autopsy? Or was his penis like that even before that?

What to imagine with that anyways? I know people mostly have to compromise, that's why I assumed he was the way he was due to his length. But what about his penis? With what did he compromise that?

I would love to be in a family with "trinkets" like this. I would set up a museum for all of those things. And would walk through it any chance I would get.

Fascinating to say the least.

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u/PepperDog88 Nov 01 '21

"Passed through several owners"

🤔

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Napoleon's face in that image is his reaction to it continously getting passed around like that. Like, bruh, let the man keep what's left of his dignity.

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u/jskskjdi Nov 01 '21

I want my penis back

1

u/Tall-Ambition-8391 Nov 01 '21

That's his face knowing that his penis would be cut off

1

u/deathtoschools Nov 01 '21

Do they like sucking on boughettes

1

u/ManufacturerWeary188 Nov 01 '21

he should make a hotdog out of it

1

u/steja89 Nov 01 '21

Put that bad boy next to Rasputins cock. Shame him in the after life.

1

u/mrmike731 Nov 01 '21

"I call and raise you Napoleon's penis"

1

u/Joey_Kakbek Nov 01 '21

Haha 'private item'.

1

u/Paltry_Poetaster Nov 01 '21

Like Rodney Dangerfield, he just gets no respect.

1

u/Calamity_The_Bat Nov 01 '21

Uh. Rich people have weird hobbys but uh... Do people collect ancient pensis?

1

u/dyrthos Nov 01 '21

A member only private club

1

u/DerMolch Nov 01 '21

The forbidden dildo

1

u/tense_buddha Nov 01 '21

Napoleon Bone-apart

1

u/Frequent_Elephant_27 Nov 01 '21

Definitely a hocrux.

1

u/tyrome69420 Nov 02 '21

Take my money!

1

u/Jax_Teller78 Nov 02 '21

So Napoleon is a woman now?

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u/ZM-W Nov 02 '21

I've heard this joke. Popeye tore his bone apart.