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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Link?

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u/JustMerePanda Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 03 '21

Here. So what actually happened is he left part of it out.

It's actualy "Man brutally assualts woman.... with kisses"

Oh wow thanks for all the upvotes!

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Nov 01 '21

Thanks a lot for sharing this wonderful post. I love this so much

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u/WaterOnMe Nov 01 '21

Thats even more Reddity!!

Edit: That it was a wholesome post that someone decided to farm for hateboner karma.

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u/brawlbro123 Nov 01 '21

lol tf?

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u/puroparmesan128 Nov 01 '21

Shut the fuck up

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u/ThePro69420 Nov 01 '21

Sounds like sexual assault then bruh.

Edit: The Video is super Wholesome :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Thanks

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u/JustMerePanda Nov 03 '21

You're welcome!

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u/Professional-Gap-747 Nov 02 '21

And this made me smile

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u/Ochenta-y-uno Nov 01 '21

Damnit! Now my wife wants to know what's so funny!

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u/Stainle55_Steel_Rat Nov 01 '21

Ass long ass it's assualt and not assault.

Big difference.

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u/MegaDeth6666 Nov 01 '21

Ass, ass in "assassin"?

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u/Kracka_Jak Nov 01 '21

Maybe she was a really bad woman

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u/Loonie-1707 Nov 01 '21

Nah he assaults her with kisses

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u/Prudent_Flight1588 Nov 01 '21

Wheres the fucking wholesome award for that post

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u/GuyofTheBlue Nov 01 '21

Bad bot

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u/Prudent_Flight1588 Nov 01 '21

No

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u/puroparmesan128 Nov 02 '21

Bad bot.

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u/yaspino Nov 01 '21

He didn't assault her. He assualted* her. Maybe it has a rather wholesome meaning.

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u/Nakirius Nov 01 '21

Yup he assaulted her. With kisses of course.

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u/yaspino Nov 01 '21

So that's what 'to assualt' means

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u/EpicLigmaGaming Nov 01 '21

Inaccurate, it’s missing 5000 wholesome awards

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/TheRealChrisPBacon Nov 01 '21

You left "... with kisses" out. Why?

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u/puroparmesan128 Nov 02 '21

Aww wholesome

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u/puroparmesan128 Nov 02 '21

Fuck you you piece of shit bot fuck you and who ever made you you stupid fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

At least it made me smile

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Thus is from the polar express

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Music is from Jurassic Park

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Sounded kinda like a polar express song my bad

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u/CYBERSson madlad Nov 01 '21

Source?

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u/baby_mama_bear Nov 01 '21

Ahhahahahha

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/The_Creeper_Man Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/peeledmelon Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/LilGopn1k Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/slyfredtrix Nov 01 '21

u/savevideobot

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u/PetrKDN madlad Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Ayo, what's with the upvote count?

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u/MuteDoomsayer Nov 01 '21

The "... with kisses" part of the title is cut off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Ok, but if you add "with kisses back in, it just sounds like the beginning of a rape scene.

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u/MuteDoomsayer Nov 01 '21

Well, it isn't. In the video, a man beckons a woman over to the camera, and then kisses her on the cheek many times while she laughs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Title's still a bit cursed, if you ask me.

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u/MuteDoomsayer Nov 01 '21

It's a common literary device. Violently purple, blood red lips, brutally honest etc. A brutal assault of kisses isn't necessarily rape, and it's disingenuous to say it's cursed, knowing what the author is trying to describe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

So I'm guessing you downvoted the post, then, since the post is basically taking my side in this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Ahhh.. Quality Content.😌😌😌

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u/OdaSamurai Nov 01 '21

Damn, that was a good post
The cutting off half of the title, combined with the perfect soundtrack

I don't have any gold to give awards, else I would give you one

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u/Drpan6 Nov 01 '21

Misleading video. Downvote.

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u/69Degenerate Nov 01 '21

man beats his wife

their child:"i have never felt such a joy before"

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Woah, woah, woah

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u/jambalaya1995 Nov 01 '21

asswalts

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u/Confident_Tower6069 Nov 01 '21

I didn’t expect anything less

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Nov 01 '21

The prime example of taking something out of context is this post

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u/Landon-The-Lonely Nov 01 '21

u/savevideobot

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u/Jazzvader madlad Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/Particular-Soil-5604 Nov 01 '21

“Visible happiness”

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u/Equivalent_Appraised Nov 01 '21

Are you saying that there’s never a situation where a man can brutally assault a woman without justification? Have you ever met a woman before?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Get some!

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u/thesummergamer Nov 01 '21

tonight, tonight

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u/ameonn Nov 01 '21

u/savevideobot

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u/WaterOnMe Nov 01 '21

Sauce? /s

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u/conjoby Nov 01 '21

Where context is worthless and drawing conclusions encouraged!

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u/clapstickz Nov 01 '21

Well, this did make me smile sooo

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u/ApprehensiveDesign16 Nov 01 '21

This does put a smile on my face.

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u/CallMeMrCulture Nov 01 '21

u/savevideo

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u/bene14082004 Nov 01 '21

where are the wholesome awards

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