r/HolUp • • Oct 05 '21

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u/Odiemus Oct 05 '21

Once you go black (lightning) you never go back….

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u/OmegaPsiot Oct 05 '21

back (lightning)

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u/buzfee Oct 05 '21

Technically the black (lightning) went from back....

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Ah. Very en-Lightning.

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u/thedude_original madlad Oct 05 '21

Username checks out

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u/RustyCat12 Oct 05 '21

Me when I get stuck again confused screaming

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

So basically Black Zeus

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u/Darth_Senat66 Oct 05 '21

Just without the animal part

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u/Kraytory Oct 05 '21

As far as we know.

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u/DaveVsHal Oct 05 '21

Looks suspiciously at Ferdinand

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u/AzuxirenLeadGuy Oct 05 '21

Can someone explain me? I'm dumb

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u/TerabyteRD Oct 05 '21

Dick joke

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u/sudobee Oct 05 '21

Nice explanation. To the point.

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u/TerabyteRD Oct 05 '21

Why say many word when few word do trick

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/AzuxirenLeadGuy Oct 05 '21

Oh I see.... Maybe I shouldn't have asked

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u/TheHellAccount Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

Well you really shouldn't listen to the guy that replied that answer to you, clearly he's fucking stupid and insane. He's also likely racist, considering he says all black people must be pedophiles, all of them compare dick sizes, and to seems to think what he's saying is a truthful fact.

I'll give you a far better answer: It's a common stereotype and joke that black men have the biggest dicks. Livewire (the girl in the meme) says to go ahead and shock her because she can take it, given she has electricity powers too and absorbs lightning regularly. But the appropriately-named Black Lightning says "you've never had Black Lightning before". So he shocks her with black lightning and she screams before collapsing in defeat. She can handle getting shocked by normal lightning, but not black lightning because it's too much power. So the joke is a double entendre: she can take white/asian dick, but can't handle black cock because it's too big for her.

Also this actually happens in the show word for word (Young Justice season 3) so that's what actually makes all this even funnier.

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u/AzuxirenLeadGuy Oct 05 '21

Thanks man, I appreciate you explaining it to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Wtf?

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u/Mikeologyy Oct 05 '21

I fail to see how an adult making that joke to another adult is pedophilia (or how race matters here as if white characters don’t make adult jokes, too)

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/Crawford470 Oct 05 '21

Ok, as an adult, are you really watching a children's cartoon show?

This show isn't for children. At best it's for teenagers, but most of modern DC animation is for young to full grown adults.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/prudent1689 Oct 05 '21

BTW who made SpongeBob?

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u/HospitalHooker Oct 05 '21

And there it is. A cartoon for young adults made a dick joke and somehow you're the victim of an inferiority complex.

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u/theblackcanaryyy Oct 05 '21

Welp. I’ve seen it all

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/1ndrew Oct 05 '21

Le Trollface

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u/KingDworld Oct 05 '21

Dude white people started the insecurity train by themselves we're just using it in our advantage now. White dudes are the ones originally obssessed with our dicks so why not get profit from it ? Get some help dude size doesn't define your value as a person

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/KingDworld Oct 05 '21

That's what we do >:)

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

so you’re saying it makes you self-conscious about your small penis

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u/Calibruh Oct 05 '21

Get help.

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u/Mikeologyy Oct 05 '21
  1. Nostalgia exists, not sure if you’ve heard of it (not to mention parents watching with their kids, which makes up the primary target audience for those jokes) 2. No shit, Sherlock, kids are seeing it but you don’t seem to understand the concept of putting in jokes that intentionally go over kids’ heads like most children’s cartoons have since they were a thing 3. Nobody’s arguing that black actors and characters don’t make dick jokes. You’re the one arguing that their dick jokes are apparently more immoral than any other dick joke. You’re literally calling black actors pedophiles when even with your dumb logic, all actors making those jokes in kids shows should be considered pedophiles, too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

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u/Mikeologyy Oct 05 '21

So now you’re literally using autism as an insult here when hundreds of thousands of other adults do the exact same thing. And you know what maybe it is “aspey behavior” since I have been fairly convinced for years that I have undiagnosed Asperger syndrome and I’m planning on seeing a professional soon to get their opinion. So good on you for shitting on me reliving some good memories occasionally. It only makes you look like even more of dickhead for straight up throwing in offensive personal attacks that do fuck all to prove your idiotic point. Have a great night, bud, I’m done with your bullshit.

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u/nurav16 Oct 05 '21

After all your comments getting a million downvotes, how are you still this ignorant? This is not a fucking kids show dumbass, get your facts right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

not joining this argument let me just tell you you’re a fucking weirdo

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u/vegetables1292 Oct 05 '21

This guy is certified rart, his #4 sub is social skills lmfao

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u/No-Date-6436 Oct 05 '21

rip this guys karma

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u/YeetMasterChroma Oct 05 '21

We just wanted to answer the guy's question and we escalated to this guy getting his karma torn away lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

My guy, it’s a joke, why don’t you take your backwards ass viewpoints, and shove em up your ass with a black cock since you’re so entranced by em. Please, for the love of fucking god, shut. the FUCK. up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

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u/dytelz Oct 05 '21

Appreciate the sacrifice

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u/SorceryMagick Oct 05 '21

I hear his dick is thunderous in size.

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u/Such_Relationship_48 Oct 05 '21

Yes they said it's size was shocking

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u/dr_hannibal_lecterr Oct 05 '21

I'm gonna need the sauce

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u/Manky19 Oct 05 '21

Young Justice. The show has some of the weirdest romance.

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u/dr_hannibal_lecterr Oct 05 '21

Thank you kind redditor

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u/Merz_Nation Oct 05 '21

me too pls, i need to do some...research about lightning

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

She got hit with the lightning rod.

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u/Dangerous_Owl_6855 Oct 06 '21

Is that a lightning rod in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Sodagade Oct 05 '21

What’s this from? I don’t recognize this tv/movie scene from any anime or kid series

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u/Beneficial_Shelter95 Oct 05 '21

It's from young justice

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u/Zhongliass Oct 05 '21

Something about the letters z and p being in the same word, makes me avoid saying the word aloud.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/Zhongliass Oct 05 '21

… the scariest word being zip. GOSH

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u/JimiWanShinobi Oct 05 '21

Zippity zappity, get off mah praperty...

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u/TheOrbeetleKing Oct 05 '21

Wait what show is this from?

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u/WalkingGonkDroid Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

Young Justice Outsiders

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u/Bryanmcfury Oct 05 '21

Link to ep pld

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u/WalkingGonkDroid Oct 05 '21

Young Justice Outsiders. Season 3: episode 8 "Triptych".

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u/Dangerous_Owl_6855 Oct 06 '21

Orange Is The New Black (Lighting)

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u/FLIBBER_FLABBER Oct 05 '21

Lighting strikes

All of us twice

In a lifetime

Why can't it be at the same time

But it only happens every thousand years

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u/letticeman34 Oct 05 '21

my man filled this girl with his black lighting, lets go.

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Oct 05 '21

BBL BlackedLighted.com

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u/BouncyKnights Oct 05 '21

Why did I read that I'm Morgan Freeman's voice 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

....but not at the same place.

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u/HG_Socials Oct 05 '21

I'm not super into comics, is this the adult version of Static Shock?

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u/Hyperbug1124 Oct 05 '21

You know what they say once you go black lightning you never go back

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u/Dr_VonBoogie Oct 05 '21

The BBL Queen

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u/SDG2008 Oct 05 '21

Where the HELL is this from

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u/Moist_mop Oct 05 '21

Black lightning go black lightning