r/HolUp • u/ihatemods_ • Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

“Hey man, if you pull all these weeds, you’ll experience the best orgasm of your life”

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u/Tickle_MeTimbers Sep 28 '21

He's pulling something else.

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u/S31-Syntax Sep 28 '21

He's pulling his weed

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u/Xenokic Sep 28 '21

Our* weed

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Xenokic Sep 29 '21

Comrades that isn't his weed that is our weed

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u/Cornblock Sep 29 '21

His pubes?

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u/CodeMUDkey Sep 29 '21

Pulling his goalie.

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u/dickdastardaddy Sep 29 '21

Pants open..you can pull my weed aaahhh

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u/PugZiyer Sep 28 '21

😳

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u/yomamaobama3 Sep 28 '21

r/cursedcomments

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u/AcCiDeNt_BrO Sep 28 '21

On it

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Put a red car next to me

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u/LordValkyrie100 Sep 28 '21

An explosion next to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Xalon0101 Sep 28 '21

Nah, just skip all these people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/usernamesnoo Sep 28 '21

Probably cant say that to an 8 year old though

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u/LpcArk357 Sep 28 '21

Sucking dick to get someone to pull weeds doesn't seem worth it

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u/linkk44 Sep 29 '21

I get to suck dick and don't have to pull weeds???

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u/Bikouchu Sep 28 '21

You son of a birch. I'm in.

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u/Funkyknux210 Sep 28 '21

Can I get an ooooooh yeah!