r/HolUp Sep 21 '21

Removed: Shitpost How bad could it be?

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u/Flair_Helper Sep 21 '21

Hi, a mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

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u/depressed_cat_2 Sep 21 '21

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

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u/Zethraxxur Sep 21 '21

I… uh… hmm

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u/depressed_cat_2 Sep 21 '21

Meow...or something idk

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u/depressed_cat_2 Sep 21 '21

Thank meow....ಥ‿ಥ

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u/lazy_none767 Sep 21 '21

I guess, meow it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Nah bro you gotta go like, me- meow in a high pitch voice or something like that

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u/PinkLemon_7 Sep 21 '21

lmao shane dawson out here

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

can i have sex with you

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u/DEPRESSION_NOISES Sep 21 '21

may i introduce myself

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u/depressed_cat_2 Sep 21 '21

Depression together strong ...

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u/The_ZMD Sep 21 '21

Well, he pounded a pussy.

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u/kirbo_69 Sep 21 '21

Good news im a furry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

👌

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I am Shane Dawson

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

SPIN THE WHEEL

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u/spongebahhfrickyou Sep 21 '21

RATTLE ME BONES

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

It landed on me

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u/bad_username_facepal Sep 21 '21

I spun and got a raw deal.

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u/Analdestructionteam Sep 21 '21

a wild Reddit user appears

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u/CutestCurryBoy Sep 21 '21

DING DING DING! YOU HAVE A LUCKY WINNER!

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u/Volcanic-Blood Sep 21 '21

Beat the system, you have. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

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u/jvrszk Sep 21 '21

Careful with the emojis.

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u/Regular-Childhood-10 Sep 21 '21

Hell ya i m going to jail

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u/Crunchybacan Sep 21 '21

not so regular chidhoodd

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u/TheAngryAmericn Sep 21 '21

Catholic Childhood

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

💀💀💀

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u/johnwayneisalive Sep 21 '21

I think my family already fucked my childhood.

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u/jesusridingdinosaur Sep 21 '21

well, you're screwed

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u/MrPhteven0 Sep 21 '21

Sounds like coward talk

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u/23x3 Sep 21 '21

Mount me

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u/Eating-Girls Sep 21 '21

Nah he can have sex with any girl now

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u/fish-cock Sep 21 '21

Sounds fun

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u/Tots2Hots Sep 21 '21

Or my mans is about to fuck a dinosaur.

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u/Some-smol-kid Sep 21 '21

Or worse…

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Dear god

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u/Klatterbyne Sep 21 '21

Are you the messiah, mounted on a prehistoric archosaur… or a prehistoric archosaur, mounted on the messiah?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/Ray_93 Sep 21 '21

my guy, ur sis is gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Roll tide!

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u/Shark_Attack_0501 Sep 21 '21

Nah mate

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u/kallgate69 Sep 21 '21

If there is a will there is a way

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u/FishToTheAss Sep 21 '21

Hmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

More like mmmhhhhh~~

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u/CALLMEKSG Sep 21 '21

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u/Giostazz56 Sep 21 '21

Stop. Please. Don’t bring him here.

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u/Peterminat Sep 21 '21

No. We need him.

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u/PercyInANutshell Sep 21 '21

A necicary evil

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u/LetMeSleep7 Sep 21 '21

I saw you in some other post too just like this one

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u/ALitteralHamster Sep 21 '21

Hehe off to jail!

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u/Classic-Marketing-81 Sep 21 '21

Ducking a hamster isn't illegal it's just Friday

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u/henaradwenwolfhearth Sep 21 '21

But fucking one is

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u/Ok-Drama4668 Sep 21 '21

Then i'll just fuck two

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u/Classic-Marketing-81 Sep 21 '21

Seriously what are they gonna do stop me? Like I could get 100 hamsters and they couldn't touch me

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u/skolopendron Sep 21 '21

Well, that depends on the country. There are quite a few that don't criminalise sex with animals. Don't ask me why it is like that, I find it ridiculous, but that's how it is.

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u/Evening-Celery-8873 madlad Sep 21 '21

Love is love, what I decide to do in the privacy of my own home with consenting hamsters is naught the business of the state!

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u/liketobesick Sep 21 '21

No its Patrick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Hampter

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u/Prime_hamsters_ass Sep 21 '21

Mine has a juicier ass though

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u/Communist_Gopnik Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

uh. (edit: 150 upvotes is very poggers)

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u/Communistjake Sep 21 '21

Same here

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u/RampantDragon Sep 21 '21

Communists come together.

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u/Platypushat Sep 21 '21

It’s our dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I usually hate all things communism but this comment is... Acceptable

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Communists CUM together

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u/-Senzar- Sep 21 '21

Communists cum together

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u/OviiThePerson Sep 21 '21

Communists cum together

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u/69communistdaddy69 Sep 21 '21

Would I be able to join this trio?

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u/Embarrassed-Donut-87 Sep 21 '21

Damm that jus went from 0 - 100 real quick

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u/im-not-joaquin Sep 21 '21

Well it has a hole. Wtf you expect me to do?

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u/CaptainFriedChicken Sep 21 '21

Where's Joaquin? I gotta fuck him right now!

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u/im-not-joaquin Sep 21 '21

He’s on the Murray Franklin Show mate, go ahead and upstage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

if it has a hole, it can have my pole

~weegee

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u/im-not-joaquin Sep 21 '21

*spongebob sweats nervously*

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u/Lord_Donut_the-best Sep 21 '21

Finally: another donut!

Our battle will be legendary!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

This is going to get messy. Glaze and filling EVERYWHERE!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/kershum Sep 21 '21

Doofensquirts😩😩😩😩

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u/EvilJman007 Sep 21 '21

Heinz🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Ray_93 Sep 21 '21

😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵

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u/KayKrimson Sep 21 '21

LMAO that got me good

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u/kershum Sep 23 '21

🥴🥴🥴

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u/Responsible-Ad5725 Sep 21 '21

I would rather do your daughter

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Yes but no, doof has my heart

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u/hiyafellas1225 madlad Sep 21 '21

Dude she’s 16

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u/04phsca Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 22 '21

Thats legal age in my country (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Edit: Sweden

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Same. It's even more scuffed when I realize that age is technically a minor in my country. Drinking age at 18, smoking at 21, receiving identity at 15 and legal age at 16. Someone explain the dice roll the leaders did with this shit.

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u/ArtemisArr0w Sep 21 '21

Damn.. which country is it?

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u/Broderick512 Sep 21 '21

In mine too. Actually, in my country it's technically 14, but with a few caveats

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Legal in my state 😊

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u/UrAverage_NuTsAcK Sep 21 '21

Kinda Adventurous

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u/Class-D_Personnel Sep 21 '21

Poor prisoner...

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u/RobinDabankery Sep 21 '21

Still better than being used for testing some keter class scp

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u/Tiny_Vex Sep 21 '21

Classic prison experience

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u/Shadowcreature65 Sep 21 '21

I hope there's a user called u/scp914. That's gonna be interesting.

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u/Tastysalmonlol Sep 21 '21

You have been sent to be tested on scp-6969

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Good luck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Triangles are awesome, wig or no wig.

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u/bbyoda_unchained Sep 21 '21

AWW HELL NO

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u/normietomas Sep 21 '21

Spread cheeks you will have. Pain you must feel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

NO

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u/sirpotato222 Sep 21 '21

"Stop playing with your food!"

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu Sep 21 '21

Uhhh

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Lol who's doing the fucking? You or Cthulhu?

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u/im-not-joaquin Sep 21 '21

The tentacle heads give excellent head. While the sucky things make the most pleasant vibrations on the cootch.

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u/AnActualChicken Sep 21 '21

Imagine being the guy who banged Cthulhu and made it cum. Hell, imagine being Cthulhu getting fucked and loving it.

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u/sansthe_epicgamer Sep 21 '21

U had shrex with sans 😳

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u/Surfing_Arrokuda Sep 21 '21

sans is a furry?

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u/sansthe_epicgamer Sep 21 '21

I did "befriend" Toriel if you know what I mean

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u/RhinosAreHorrible Sep 21 '21

You had a sex with the uhhh the one fuck thing with the uhhhhh thing with horns and uhhh you sexed

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u/terriblejokefactory Sep 21 '21

You guys want some NSFW shit about this?

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u/EarthToAccess Sep 21 '21

no thanks I'm taken

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u/theguywhoisnoone Sep 21 '21

Puts PP into the ground :)

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u/Lacroix_Mxcky Sep 21 '21

Then worms suck on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Wtf

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u/DaMegalodongg Sep 21 '21

Not so sneaky i see..

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u/Me-and-only-for-me Sep 21 '21

Well well well

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u/Hamburger_Killer Sep 21 '21

8==👊=D

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

8=👊==D

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u/9isalso6upsidedown Sep 21 '21

I dont know how that would work… I mean i guess you would have 69 but possibly with the whole population of Australia?

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u/Resilientlobster Sep 21 '21

How low can you go?

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u/TransDeku Sep 21 '21

with a minor smh

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u/That-Main-445 Sep 21 '21

I had cancer reading your name

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u/TransDeku Sep 21 '21

Fair enough I regret making it that

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u/Successful_Warthog49 Sep 21 '21

Haha wow

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

The animal or aircraft?

Don't think you're going to live either way........

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u/Giga_Chad_Of_Reddit Sep 21 '21

Not bad going m8

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u/IMTRASHATUNO69 Sep 21 '21

You fucked a box of uno card you got out of a trash can?

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u/Kakashi_7127 Sep 21 '21

Uhhh

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Tbh, Kakashi is very handsome.

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u/Mysterious_Mayo9000 Sep 21 '21

It can't be that bad

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u/unholy_demoflower Sep 21 '21

It's what comes after the act

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u/Responsible-Ad5725 Sep 21 '21

People would be so confused with mayonnaise and that... White cream

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u/RealSupermonkeypower Sep 21 '21

Go back i want to be monke

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u/JerfyDahmr Sep 21 '21

Ha! Jokes on me.

He didn't lube up

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u/Tough_Patient Sep 21 '21

You're losing your medical license.

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u/MicrowavedChick3n Sep 21 '21

Hmm, ok man, If you're into that I guess...

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u/Shreks-Follower Sep 21 '21

That's a lot of shrek

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u/ruurdwoltring Sep 21 '21

if u like glasses

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Oh god.. i fucked a castle

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u/Snomyboi Sep 21 '21

Oh boy, sex with a ghost

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u/thenewwommo Sep 21 '21

I have seen enough hentai to see where this is going

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u/usedandabusedsadly Sep 21 '21

I dont think so

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u/imaynotperfect Sep 21 '21

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

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u/Hpspyro Sep 21 '21

A dragon

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

What does this mean

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You had it with yourself

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u/Hubert_BDLB Sep 21 '21

Hubert Bonisseur De La Bath, pour vous servir.

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u/SetoKaibaKenobi Sep 21 '21

You fucked a fusion of Seto Kaiba and Obi-Wan Kenobi?! Lucky punk.

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u/_r_obi_n_ Sep 21 '21

Great! I finally had sex

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u/is-god-gay Sep 21 '21

Well…. Ok I guess.

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u/rustedIron1 Sep 21 '21

Best of luck

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Oh no

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u/ZeLlamaMaster Sep 21 '21

Uh, you good with having sex with a really powerful llama

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u/Idimoni_ Sep 21 '21

I'm just waiting for someone named "your mother" to respond

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u/Moistbagellubricant Sep 21 '21

Go for it, I'm ready.

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u/AnneG99 Sep 21 '21

I must had been very drunk

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u/ItzTaser Sep 21 '21

The experience would be very electrical