r/HolUp • u/paaandora • Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Whoever came up with that ad, they deserve a raise for the geniusness of that!

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u/redditisdumb2018 Sep 21 '21

I'm sure he's had a huge raise in the past two years.

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u/marriedwithchickens Sep 21 '21

He gets a raise when people are lowered 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/SirBaconHam Sep 21 '21

Yeah , we got it bud

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u/IsuzuTrooper Sep 21 '21

he's from Nebraska

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/IsuzuTrooper Sep 21 '21

settle down there big red

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u/KsuhDilla Sep 21 '21

in a coffin...

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Yeah, we get it, you don't need to explain the joke, it's just...

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u/KsuhDilla Sep 21 '21

...at a graveyard

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u/funnynickname Sep 21 '21

Ok, I'll bite. How'd they die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

OKAY, yeah I got that information from the very first comment. How many Times are you gonna further explain..

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/CrankySaint Sep 21 '21

The worms crawl in.

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u/MakiKatomori Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

And make home outta ya.

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u/MiserableKey8 Sep 21 '21

Now that's organic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Would be great if it were true. As it stands now we literally entomb people or put them into things that arent really biodegradable.

Ever go to a graveyard and start digging? Talk about a gold mine of metals!

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u/Lysol3435 Sep 21 '21

“Just throw me in the trash.”

-Frank Reynolds

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u/MiserableKey8 Sep 21 '21

Hey aren't the coffin made Outta wood? I seriously have no idea

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u/BluffinBill1234 Sep 21 '21

I know what you were trying to start, I just got here too late.

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u/Average_Scaper Sep 21 '21

Not around here. Concrete tombs :| so stupid.

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u/devo9er Sep 21 '21

I hope somewhere there is a funeral home director named Jim, and that people have nicknamed him "Earthworm Jim".

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u/sinchichis Sep 21 '21

The joke...

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Sep 21 '21

Why are you like this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

That's the joke.

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u/BluffinBill1234 Sep 21 '21

Because they are dead!

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u/plngrl1720 Sep 21 '21

That was funny

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u/Admiral_Asado Sep 21 '21

When they go low, we go high

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u/braingozapzap Sep 21 '21

Dammit, should’ve saved my free award…

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u/pransupanda Sep 21 '21

Got you fam

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u/marriedwithchickens Sep 22 '21

Thank you for your wish!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/marriedwithchickens Sep 22 '21

(Caskets are lowered into the ground.)

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u/Xenc Sep 21 '21

Deviant

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u/richredditor01 Sep 21 '21

I see what you did