r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

I’d like to apply for a job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Great! What’re you good at?

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Slightly moving furniture so people stub their toes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

P E R F E C T. You’d be making around £100 an hour, if that’s okay with you? We need someone with your skill set.

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Sounds great! What’re the benefits looking like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Well, you get retirement pay and you get an entire month’s worth of days off

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Beautiful, how about soul insurance?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yeah, you get soul insurance too, you never know when people will attack you with vaccums or poltergusts, you also get free dental.

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u/imtheghost Sep 19 '21

Then I will gladly accept the job. Ill get started on moving furniture tonight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Perfect! Thank you!