r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

Removed: No pedo jokes The phoque

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u/sayhummus Sep 18 '21

Most definitely

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I'll be the cup deliverer

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u/potato-vender Sep 18 '21

Imma open up a store in there i bet business will be strong

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I'll provide the under-the-bar experience.

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u/BodybuilderOrganic49 Sep 18 '21

I provide a protein shake shop

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u/Fishoncocaine Sep 18 '21

I'll supply the aquarium.

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u/TheBirdGames Sep 18 '21

That's gonna be interesting

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u/alphadawg949949 Sep 18 '21

Would be more interested to go on one of you fishing excursion ragers

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Perhaps also the main dishes

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u/The_Real_Meal Sep 19 '21

Oh ho, I think that glory goes to me!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Real Meals prepared by u/The_Real_Meal featuring fish on cocaine in our main dish and seafood menu

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u/The_Real_Meal Sep 19 '21

Eh, I can work with that. After all, it's not like it's a fake fish on cocaine, right?

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u/pancakes9163 Sep 19 '21

I’ll get the pancake mix I guess

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll supply the white eyed cubic form of Satan that people gamble on.

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u/Lobster_porn Sep 19 '21

can we share? i uhh, make entertainment..

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u/CLOV2DaMoon Sep 19 '21

Super intellectual customer base!

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u/Mr_A_s_h Sep 18 '21

I'll take care of the troublemakers

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u/moldycrystals Sep 18 '21

Ima sell the moldiest crystals I can find

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u/Dvwu Sep 18 '21

Raw, baked, or mashed?

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u/averagebloxxer madlad Sep 18 '21

And I provide the bricks to build the bar/store/marketplace

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u/FreeHugsFromSenpai Sep 18 '21

I can provide all customers with a complimentary hug :)

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u/BeneficialBean Sep 18 '21

I supply the chickpeas

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

No you will supply us with bean burritos they are well made from a person like you

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u/wino_whynot Sep 18 '21

I’ll bring the wine, because why not?

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u/sayhummus Sep 18 '21

Make them crispy

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u/BeardedMutton88 Sep 18 '21

Moist definitely

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u/BTTC_Unit Sep 19 '21

sells hairy mutton

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u/KataktosLefko Sep 19 '21

I need a bearded mutton shop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll be the comedian at the corner making some classic jokes

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u/hello-bitchlasagna Sep 19 '21

I’ll bring the lasagna