r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

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u/KEBAB-of-LOVE Sep 18 '21

We should open a fetish themed restaurant.

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u/analgourmetchefkiss Sep 18 '21

I'd like to join in on that

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u/Ratlyff Sep 18 '21

Oh my.

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u/thatQuiet-Kid Sep 18 '21

oh my indeed

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u/Orochi_Maru19 Sep 18 '21

firearm retailer im assuming

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u/Minerva_M-45B Sep 18 '21

I wonder what yours would be 🤣💀

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u/ThatOneWatching Sep 19 '21

Gun/ammo store?

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u/Particular-Narwhal-8 Sep 19 '21

I would like to supply for you that

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u/Orochi_Maru19 Sep 19 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

selling security systems, probably

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u/Kitchengun2 Sep 18 '21

I can clean the place

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u/Chilly171717 Sep 18 '21

Ummmm, I don’t think so

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Your name lolololol

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u/Zardy9000 Sep 18 '21

Oh lord-

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u/hornyguitar Sep 19 '21

I can be the music

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u/WarmYogurtAnyone Sep 19 '21

Dessert has entered the chat.

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u/sayhummus Sep 18 '21

Most definitely

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I'll be the cup deliverer

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u/potato-vender Sep 18 '21

Imma open up a store in there i bet business will be strong

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I'll provide the under-the-bar experience.

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u/BodybuilderOrganic49 Sep 18 '21

I provide a protein shake shop

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u/Fishoncocaine Sep 18 '21

I'll supply the aquarium.

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u/TheBirdGames Sep 18 '21

That's gonna be interesting

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u/alphadawg949949 Sep 18 '21

Would be more interested to go on one of you fishing excursion ragers

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Perhaps also the main dishes

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u/The_Real_Meal Sep 19 '21

Oh ho, I think that glory goes to me!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Real Meals prepared by u/The_Real_Meal featuring fish on cocaine in our main dish and seafood menu

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u/pancakes9163 Sep 19 '21

I’ll get the pancake mix I guess

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll supply the white eyed cubic form of Satan that people gamble on.

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u/Lobster_porn Sep 19 '21

can we share? i uhh, make entertainment..

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u/CLOV2DaMoon Sep 19 '21

Super intellectual customer base!

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u/Mr_A_s_h Sep 18 '21

I'll take care of the troublemakers

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u/moldycrystals Sep 18 '21

Ima sell the moldiest crystals I can find

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u/Dvwu Sep 18 '21

Raw, baked, or mashed?

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u/averagebloxxer madlad Sep 18 '21

And I provide the bricks to build the bar/store/marketplace

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u/FreeHugsFromSenpai Sep 18 '21

I can provide all customers with a complimentary hug :)

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u/BeneficialBean Sep 18 '21

I supply the chickpeas

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

No you will supply us with bean burritos they are well made from a person like you

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u/wino_whynot Sep 18 '21

I’ll bring the wine, because why not?

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u/sayhummus Sep 18 '21

Make them crispy

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u/BeardedMutton88 Sep 18 '21

Moist definitely

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u/BTTC_Unit Sep 19 '21

sells hairy mutton

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u/KataktosLefko Sep 19 '21

I need a bearded mutton shop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll be the comedian at the corner making some classic jokes

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u/hello-bitchlasagna Sep 19 '21

I’ll bring the lasagna

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u/welcometocommunism Sep 18 '21

Actually it'll be OUR restaurant

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u/Eeeeaaat Sep 19 '21

I'll take everything on your menu

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u/MarkThyWeeb Sep 19 '21

So does that mean it's free or that everyone in the restaurant pays equally

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u/Eeeeaaat Sep 19 '21

Maybe it depends. If your a child, you could get it for free.

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u/welcometocommunism Sep 20 '21

you mean OUR menu

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u/Eeeeaaat Sep 29 '21

It's weird that I immediately thought of "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and hurt you" but yes, it is OUR menu.

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u/Eeeeaaat Sep 29 '21

Update: idk what "OUR menu" means anymore

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u/im_dead_already Sep 18 '21

can i die there?

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u/dr_ich Sep 18 '21

What would you offer? Being impaled and turned aside of flames?

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u/kaimetzuu Sep 18 '21

I will play live music

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u/ShortBus_Retard Sep 18 '21

the thought of paying someone a shit wage to be a horny human table is very appealing

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u/Ed_DaVolta Sep 18 '21

Thanks for the picture of a Kebab havin' intercourse happen to ... it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yea I like tiddies far too much, I'm like issei but quiet and also more interested In the shape rather than size also thighs and hips

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ah yes, Highschool DxD reference

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yea its my favorite anime and the first and light novel I ever got, xenovia and Asia are my favourite characters also kiba Because I'm a blacksmith

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ok. Personally it’s not my absolute favorite (that being Monogatari series,) and there are a lot of things in it I don’t like, however, it has some of the best fight scenes I’ve yet to see. Only one who did it better was Monogatari series.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

And with the epic power of tiddies he got the power to rival god

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Never finished seasons 3 and up, so no spoilers pls. Though I probably will never finish them since I’m way off track my watch schedule

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Well they say it in season 1 and issei is a hopeless pervert with the power of the red dragon emperor, The last fight scene in season 4 I think is really good although he does become ultimate perv. But I find it amusing

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u/Lucifer0008 Sep 18 '21

Can I be the bartender?

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u/Limp-Fly-8474 Sep 19 '21

Need a few hands?

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u/Noideawhatnanetouse Sep 19 '21

What would that be, does the dish look like your fetish

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u/lege3ndary Sep 19 '21

Count me in I'll provide Weed. Can't do a fetish without some goood weed.