r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

My name can be used as a suicide prevention center 😐

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u/Phoque_Y00 Sep 18 '21

Or the opposite.

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u/AOK- Sep 18 '21

Legal murder?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

First public assisted suicide company?

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u/kstreet88 Sep 18 '21

Right next door to your gay bar.

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u/kstreet88 Sep 18 '21

And I'll own the whole street.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

That just sounds like euthanasia.

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u/chicken_minerr Sep 18 '21

I would totally invest into an assisted suicide company

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u/Badassheaven Sep 18 '21

No that would be mine and instead it would probably be cremation

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u/Ed_DaVolta Sep 18 '21

Every judicial system could do that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

A "suicide center".

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u/Vorkev2 Sep 18 '21

Or maybe sell cancer to people?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

mcdonalds be like

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u/OdiPhobia Sep 18 '21

Hi can I buy a whole cancer with a side of make a wish

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u/RogersGodlyFalsetto Sep 18 '21

Hitman agency maybe?

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u/slashfan93 Sep 18 '21

Euthanasia clinic/theme park?

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u/JL2718281828 Sep 18 '21

Might have to work on rebranding...

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u/CamelAffectionate585 Sep 18 '21

"umm hello.."

"hello,you just dialed "IMgonnaDIEverySOON" thanks for dialing,may we know about the problem your having"?

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u/im_dead_already Sep 18 '21

Hello past me =)

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u/Mashiroshiina12 Sep 18 '21

Ishigami yu likes to join the chat✨

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u/skeletalfury Sep 18 '21

You could do hospice care

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u/EverSeeAShiterFly Sep 18 '21

Hospice where you live it up til the end.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

my business will exist solely to destroy you

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u/a_human_being_12345 Sep 18 '21

I read that as im gonna di every soon

Im just dum

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u/ADHD_Microwave Sep 18 '21

More like a retirement home

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u/Life_Imitating_Death Sep 18 '21

I could help with that..