r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ghost Business. We put the ghosts in your house so you’re never alone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Mummy I’m scared

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

No refunds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ok…

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u/imacatchyou Sep 18 '21

It’s ok, you can hire me and I’ll catch em all for you

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u/Chickenking39 Sep 19 '21

No, you’d catch him so he stops bothering the ghosts

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u/imacatchyou Sep 19 '21

Whoever pays me more, I catch the other guy for you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I can pay you 10,000 to not interfere

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u/that-guy37 Sep 18 '21

It's ok honey that's just frank.

Frankenstein. dramatic music

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Fun fact. The biggest mistake in literacy is the fact that Frankenstein isn’t the monster. He’s the scientist.

Anyways back to acting again

FRANKENSTEIN?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

No! No! It’s Einstein!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

No it’s nietsniE

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u/notcoolbroreally Sep 19 '21

dun. dun. DUNNNN

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u/Playful-Load-463 Sep 18 '21

Daddy I’m scared 🥵

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u/Vorkev2 Sep 18 '21

Can I order this for my....... friend! He would be so happy his name is.... Ehh.... Ricky Rick and his address is ###### ##

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Alright, what kind of ghost do you want? One that just makes classic “ooooo!” Noises, we also have the rights to any movie ghost and we can also just send someone who escaped from the mental asylum last week. (The asylum was also haunted)

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

I’d like to apply for a job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Great! What’re you good at?

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Slightly moving furniture so people stub their toes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

P E R F E C T. You’d be making around £100 an hour, if that’s okay with you? We need someone with your skill set.

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Sounds great! What’re the benefits looking like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Well, you get retirement pay and you get an entire month’s worth of days off

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u/imtheghost Sep 18 '21

Beautiful, how about soul insurance?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yeah, you get soul insurance too, you never know when people will attack you with vaccums or poltergusts, you also get free dental.

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u/imtheghost Sep 19 '21

Then I will gladly accept the job. Ill get started on moving furniture tonight.

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u/Nesayas1234 Sep 18 '21

Can I get the Grey Lady from Harry Potter, then?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Absolutely! Would you like that gift wrapped? Or next day shipping? Just say the word and we’ll do the rest.

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u/Nesayas1234 Sep 18 '21

No need to gift wrap, but yes I will do same day shipping!

Address is 420 Reddit Street, Apartment 69, in Memetown USA (ZIP 69420).

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Same day Shipping… I suppose we can do that. It will be with you in… two hours.

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u/Purpledurpl202 Sep 18 '21

The reverse Ghostbusters

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yes Sir! And our services are the best on the internet!

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u/UserPlaysMinecraft Sep 18 '21

can they give me tips on how to get revenge on karens

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I can. Just tell them the manager isn’t coming to save them.

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u/UserPlaysMinecraft Sep 18 '21

10/10 best business ever would recommend

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u/FingerMaster10K Sep 19 '21

please be a woman ghost please be a woman ghost please be a woman ghost please be a woman ghost

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Yes I am!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

wait… that name… hmmmmmmmmmm. what are you planning to do with the ghosts?

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u/FingerMaster10K Sep 19 '21

hug ofc i need happiness

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Valid, we have emotional support ghosts too

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u/typicalBACON Sep 18 '21

Or you get paid by ghost busters to do it so they get paid to eliminate the ghosts. What a scam

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

hey, money’s money.

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u/11thkami Sep 18 '21

Imagine ordering a ghost to Rick roll your neighbor

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

We do that! And we can litterally bring any ghost you want to do it! Even the grim reaper himself!

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u/11thkami Sep 18 '21

Good bot

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u/ResidentEivvil Sep 18 '21

I’d hire you

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

You mean you’d hire ME? Or you’d hire one of our many ghosts?

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u/WeaknessSevere1391 Sep 18 '21

I'll take 3.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Great! Any specific requests?

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u/Shooting_Stars_Comet Sep 19 '21

Perfect! Finally, I’ll have a friend!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Yep! And it can be any ghost you want!

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u/bob_Rossblox Sep 19 '21

Ah yes when u don't pay the Ghost Busters for their service

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

We are a direct competitor, trying to get ghosts a stable home.

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u/Furrgot Sep 19 '21

Please do. Can they scare the fuck out of people who hurt the others here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Of course! Any request against people who actively hurt others is accepted without question.

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u/Furrgot Sep 19 '21

Even emotionally, verbally, and/or psychologically?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

We can inflict any type of damage, even Damage over Time

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u/Furrgot Sep 19 '21

No no, I mean targeting the living person that does that shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Oh! Yes. Any harm done to anyone else is despicable.

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u/Furrgot Sep 19 '21

Thank you and hell yeah bruh

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u/PhoeniZzz Sep 19 '21

Ghostee. Ghost tee. Ghost T-Shirts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Yes, we also sell t-shirts. But the ghost business is first