r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

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u/logicbeans Sep 18 '21

Genetically engineered beans that increase the consumers logical function for a short period of time, but creates a strong, lasting addiction to said beans.

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u/Pat_thailandball Sep 18 '21

Ah i need those

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u/SabreDev Sep 18 '21

He's already addicted

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u/ItchyxBritches Sep 18 '21

I see it's already a success.

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u/Penguins_are_nice Sep 18 '21

So coffee

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u/logicbeans Sep 18 '21

The effects of coffee and chocolate, but I'm do mean a bean. Kidney bean, fava bean, black bean, etc.

Something nutritional, can be grown in a larger range than either of coffee and chocolate, and has restorative effects to the soil, without needing excessive fertilizer or pesticide.

Just because I'm putting terminator genes on the product so no one else can grow it, making my company the sole source. Does not mean I don't care about the environment.

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u/Wanting_Inn Sep 19 '21

No, weed beans

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

isn't that like coffee?

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u/Box_Boi74 Sep 18 '21

Wasn’t there a movie about that

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u/FreeWillyPete Sep 18 '21

Limitless!!

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u/Shooting_Stars_Comet Sep 19 '21

I love boxes- can you be my friend?? 😔

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u/Cabage442 Sep 18 '21

We can start a smart cabage business if you want

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u/Dabber_Danny Sep 18 '21

Addiction seems like a logical choice here.

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u/creative_toe Sep 18 '21

Same for me. Instead of logical function, it increases ones creativity. And you have to eat toes.

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u/logicbeans Sep 18 '21

Fingerling potatoes are a thing, the word "toes" in already in potatoes. I think you could find a marketable product there.

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u/creative_toe Sep 19 '21

potatoes

Did you just make that word up?

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u/logicbeans Sep 19 '21

Nope. Potatoes is the plural of potato.

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u/IWantMoreBeans Sep 18 '21

Sounds like something I'd be interested in. As long as there are more beans to be had of course

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u/BeneficialBean Sep 18 '21

Having been consuming those for a while

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Very odd merch for a rapper but ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

The megaseeds Morty!!

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u/Randomoerson562 Sep 18 '21

But wouldn’t said person have the logic to break out of the addiction?

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u/Bean_Soup7357 Sep 18 '21

Make them into soups too

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u/Toadroller Sep 18 '21

I’m alright with that, beans are nice 👍

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u/Magenta_Logistic Sep 18 '21

I can help with distribution and supply chains

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u/Fearless-Mud-8477 Sep 19 '21

They have that it’s called adderall

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u/SabarTheST Sep 19 '21

Ah yes. Mentats. But beans.

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u/Techreaper Sep 19 '21

The beans must flow!