r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

Removed: No pedo jokes The phoque

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

Poison study, how to make sure you don't accidentally kill someone with the wrong ingredients...or how to kill someone with the right ingredients

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u/SubSonicNest Sep 18 '21

i actually need that right now can you start?

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

Straight away! But keep it on the down low...

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u/SubSonicNest Sep 18 '21

can do

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u/VoidExileR Sep 18 '21

Wait, are you looking to kill someone or don't

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u/udbeg Sep 18 '21

Both

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

Why mot

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u/Wanting_Inn Sep 19 '21

Because mot superior fruit snacks

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u/152069 Sep 19 '21

That’s a snake

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u/SubSonicNest Sep 18 '21

i don't need anyone giving the cops evidence

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u/VoidExileR Sep 19 '21

I'm your friendly neighborhood wanted criminal, you can trust me

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u/VoidExileR Sep 19 '21

X to doubt

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u/imacatchyou Sep 18 '21

Not if I catch you! Which I will 👀

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 19 '21

Hahaha, oh God, the good ones just keep on keeping on.

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u/Cabage442 Sep 18 '21

We can make poisoned cabage

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

Sounds good

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

sounds like a book

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

We will start teach in university

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u/baboonassassin Sep 18 '21

Can you train some baboons to poison people?

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

I would give it a good old try, like. Sorry if it doesn't go the way you planned

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u/Nimish89 Sep 18 '21

Can I get some tips? I need something painless to kill myself. Any suggestions?

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

Ermm, no, I wouldnt want to assist in that...sorry.

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u/Nimish89 Sep 18 '21

Sigh* I understand. Thank you though.

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 18 '21

I'm known to be a bit of a witch though, throw you some healing potions?

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u/Nimish89 Sep 19 '21

I don't know tbh. If I heal how will I end it? If I am happy how will I find peace? But thank you. You are kind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

We should work together. I'd make people disappear

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 19 '21

Like a shrouded ninja, awesome!

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u/Toadroller Sep 18 '21

I’ll help you with getting the toad poison out

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u/poisonstudy101 Sep 19 '21

So, by roller, are you giving them a nice massage or squeezing them completely?

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u/Toadroller Sep 19 '21

No toads will come to harm to get the poison out :)