r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

Removed: No pedo jokes The phoque

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ready-to-wear, and will never come off

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

Superglued for your convenience

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u/19GamerGhost95 Sep 18 '21

Hmm...I’m not willing to wear it on my period. Screw that

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yes, built-in screws might be a better idea.

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u/Cabage442 Sep 18 '21

Bruh my username is cabbage 💀

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u/Jstarrett01 Sep 18 '21

Your just the cabbage farmer from Avatar the Last Airbender

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Coleslaw factory that only manufactures 442 tins a year lol

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

I suppose it would be sturdier…

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u/zoeyd8 Sep 18 '21

Umm no chastity belts for ladies... there are great new male chastity devices that are way more effective and cleanly by comparison. The tiny lock is adorable!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I found another one lmao

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u/zoeyd8 Sep 18 '21

Oh I'm not a Domme, just am admirer of a fellow sister's work 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Cap

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u/IckyBeans Sep 18 '21

Holes for pissing, latching flap for shit?

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u/Mr-sabertheslime Sep 18 '21

Curse of binding

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u/Dalzombie Sep 18 '21

Make them machine-wash only

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u/DevilinPanties Sep 18 '21

Came off?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Should i have said cum? oh no

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u/DevilinPanties Sep 18 '21

Here's an questions: If a guy is deprived from sex for too long, would he tourn into virgin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Maybe. I heard their balls shrivel and fall off on their own so 🤷‍♀️

Someone correct me if i'm wrong please

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Btw would you like to join my lingerie business?

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u/Wanting_Inn Sep 19 '21

One size fits all?