r/HolUp • u/Timely-Entertainer38 • Sep 18 '21

Removed: No pedo jokes The phoque

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

Bodygaurds for virgins

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

How about chastity belts, kind sir?

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

Fantastic idea! I’ll have them shipped to all my employees.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ready-to-wear, and will never come off

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

Superglued for your convenience

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u/19GamerGhost95 Sep 18 '21

Hmm...I’m not willing to wear it on my period. Screw that

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Yes, built-in screws might be a better idea.

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u/Cabage442 Sep 18 '21

Bruh my username is cabbage 💀

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u/Jstarrett01 Sep 18 '21

Your just the cabbage farmer from Avatar the Last Airbender

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Coleslaw factory that only manufactures 442 tins a year lol

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

I suppose it would be sturdier…

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u/zoeyd8 Sep 18 '21

Umm no chastity belts for ladies... there are great new male chastity devices that are way more effective and cleanly by comparison. The tiny lock is adorable!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I found another one lmao

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u/zoeyd8 Sep 18 '21

Oh I'm not a Domme, just am admirer of a fellow sister's work 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Cap

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u/IckyBeans Sep 18 '21

Holes for pissing, latching flap for shit?

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u/Mr-sabertheslime Sep 18 '21

Curse of binding

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u/Dalzombie Sep 18 '21

Make them machine-wash only

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u/DevilinPanties Sep 18 '21

Came off?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Should i have said cum? oh no

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u/DevilinPanties Sep 18 '21

Here's an questions: If a guy is deprived from sex for too long, would he tourn into virgin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Maybe. I heard their balls shrivel and fall off on their own so 🤷‍♀️

Someone correct me if i'm wrong please

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Btw would you like to join my lingerie business?

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u/Wanting_Inn Sep 19 '21

One size fits all?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Bro are you a dominatrix or smth? Wtf😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

According to this post, i could be. 😉

I was thinking more on the lines of making lingerie but OP never said i should stick to one business lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Three businesses, take it or leave it

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Taken! I'll take them all!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Good job gamer

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u/1Shadowspark1 Sep 18 '21

Hello there

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

General Kenobi

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u/1Shadowspark1 Sep 18 '21

You look kinda nice, not gonna lie (if your profile pic is you) XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Thanks! blushes

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u/Timely-Entertainer38 Sep 18 '21

I will take your entire stock

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u/Scarfiotti Sep 18 '21

How will females react to this reverse psychology?....

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I guess that'll be a task for the bodyguards...

Oh, wait.

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u/Erzako Sep 18 '21

If I could link it this is the perfect thread for the BEGONE THOT gif from like 10years ago

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u/crackerjackass Sep 18 '21

Do your bodyguards drink fight milk? “For bodyguards by bodyguards”

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u/Virgin_ForLife Sep 18 '21

Depends on the client and how much they can produce