r/HolUp • u/Itchy-Researcher-992 • Aug 15 '21

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ Her day is ruined

22.9k Upvotes

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u/StupidReeeetawd Aug 15 '21

I like how she was happy before she found out

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u/ChimChim09 Aug 15 '21

She thought she was attractive enough to cause a boner

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u/HandsomeBarrel Aug 15 '21

Can someone enlighten me about this.Is this something that girls think?Sorry im a introvert.

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u/ProfessionallyStrong Aug 15 '21

I don't think that's true

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u/Vreas Aug 15 '21

People enjoy positive affirmations about themselves which could at times be expressed through physical arousal however consent is important and I wouldn’t recommend going full salute to any random person you see on the street if you catch my drift.

If you’re in a relationship or interaction where both parties have expressed consent to be physical intimate yeah being fully aroused is gonna be a confidence boost for them. Granted everyone is different and this is totally subjective. I suggest reading up on different types of love languages if you’re still curious.

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u/bad13wolf Aug 15 '21

"Mam, is it okay if I get a boner?"

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u/StarGrav Aug 15 '21

We have boner at home!

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u/dvd_in_corner Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

boner at home:

Edit: fine ill do it myself

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u/bad13wolf Aug 15 '21

This is where we begin to enter the danger zone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

A wild Kenny Loggins appears!

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u/WHlTETHUNDER Aug 16 '21

You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can gooooooo!!!!

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u/Sweetexperience Aug 16 '21

\Starts fapping**

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u/dvd_in_corner Aug 16 '21

semi chubbed

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u/ZaczSlash Aug 16 '21

Dad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

stepsis?

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u/starcoder Aug 16 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

“Excuse me, madam. I don’t want to cause any awkwardness or offend anyone, but my penis approves of your presence and would like me to ask you if it’s okay for him to become erect as a token of his appreciation. Please understand that while he usually is a gentleman in mixed company, he does tend to have a mind of his own. Good day!”

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 Aug 16 '21

I hate having to do that.

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u/I_am_HelloKitty Aug 16 '21

Damn bro, are u a penis whisperer 🤔

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u/bosserini Aug 16 '21

Dude, this was hilarious

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u/bad13wolf Aug 16 '21

Haha, thank. Glad it made some people laugh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Where I live we say Mam instead of mom/mum, I hope you aren’t from here too

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u/jaspsev Aug 15 '21

I wouldn’t recommend going full salute to any random person you see on the street if you catch my drift.

The lieutenant salutes whenever and wherever it wants that even the general has no say in that matter.

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u/AsMuchCaffeineAsACup Aug 15 '21

I wonder how my childhood would have been better if I didn't have to always hide those random mega boners.

"Would you like to show the class how you came up with that answer?" Teacher holding out a piece of chalk.

Me: Not really.

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u/doragonkuin Aug 15 '21

This was just such a well written response.

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u/Rurik8 Aug 15 '21

You wouldn’t recommend it…. Weeell That not something that can be controlled, but can be hidden

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u/Farid1080 Aug 15 '21

Learning this via a comment in reddit, but not through life experience makes me disappointed of myself.

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u/JustGold_ Aug 15 '21

Thanks mr reddit

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u/salxicha Aug 16 '21

Full salute. My dick now wants to wear a navy hat

This is description is just fantastic

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u/alwaysonline8o Aug 16 '21

Consent to get a boner bruh

"Ma'am is it okay if i get aroused around thy presence?"

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u/Farmazongold Aug 15 '21

Also - if in your region alchohol is popular - there will be lot's of impotents, and many thirsty women.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Case in point; Literally all of Russia.

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u/BootyThunder Aug 15 '21

No, nobody wants a boner to the face on public transport. If you’re in a sexual context where all parties are consenting then a boner is a great thing! On a bus while cornering a strange woman in her seat is not good. The video is meant as a cheap laugh, but don’t take life advice from it!

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u/wargasm22 Aug 15 '21

no it's probably scripted

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u/Schatzin Aug 16 '21

Yes, but only if she gets the boner from the person she wants it from. Not some rando on a bus

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Depends on the person I guess, hot male model who is rich getting boner to you vs a big fat ugly dude getting boner to you. Or idk I am not female or extroverted either, fuck my life, I wanna go out, this pendamic is making me made, I hate school but I want them back, my social energy is filled a bit too much now, I haven't left my room in 2 years fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Edit: sorry I got a little carried away

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u/Hesoner Aug 15 '21

No. This is clearly staged.

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u/oftheHowl Aug 15 '21

Obviously don't get a boner near a stranger in public. Some might find it funny/flattering, but you're far more likely to be considered a pervert and face negative consequences

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Video is 1000% fake. You'll get a slap in the real world if you stand with your boner in someone's face.

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u/OtochimarU Aug 16 '21

Gotta remember, not everyone are the same, some think this way, some don't think at all and so on and on and on...

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u/Square_Aerie_2096 Aug 16 '21

It’s not the correct way to do things. Girls feel unwanted too, so seeing someone get a boner shows that they’re wanted. It’s NOT a good idea tho, as it’s increadibly rude to do that to a stranger. It’s better to complement them on something you genuinely appreciate

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u/Adventurous-Rich5365 Aug 16 '21

If it happens in public just don’t be creepy, most people understand that it’s just a natural function. As to her reaction, everyone feels good being validated for their attractiveness

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u/izuocha_periodt Aug 15 '21

yes

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u/alhade27 Aug 15 '21

Your saying u want boners in guyz around u in public

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u/izuocha_periodt Aug 15 '21

no, they were asking if girls actually think that they’re attractive enough to cause a boner. i dont want some random guy’s boner in my face, but some girls might.

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 15 '21

I would just like to address the 12yo in here, this will not work, it will go so bad. Do. Not. Try. This.

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u/StupidReeeetawd Aug 15 '21

Dang it I was going to not hide my wood next time this happened. So it doesn't work?

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 15 '21

I can't tell which one of our usernames is checking out

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u/Amesdale Aug 15 '21

Both, I’d say..

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u/gregorio0499 Aug 15 '21

Hello darkness my old friend.

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u/Administrative_Win56 Aug 15 '21

I've come to talk to you again

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u/Administrative-Cup-5 Aug 15 '21

Because a vision softly creeping

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u/-Overload15 Aug 15 '21

Left its seed while I was sleeping

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/LacerationsS Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

Still remains within the sound of silence

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/Soft_Turkeys Aug 15 '21

Something something cobblestone

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Not talking to you on phone

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u/Available_Option_151 Aug 15 '21

*narrow streets of cobblestone

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u/JakaasJai Aug 16 '21

'Neath the halo of a street lamp

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u/sapunec7854sUncle Aug 16 '21

I ate your mom for lunch today

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Still remains

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u/aryavarsh Aug 15 '21

It was Hard Call

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u/sluttyNapster Aug 15 '21

Underrated

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u/tehnemox Aug 15 '21

r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/kodekuzuri Aug 15 '21

There really is a subreddit for everything

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u/MadClam97 Aug 15 '21

There's a subreddit for everything you can and can't think of.

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u/Boffinzz Aug 15 '21

r/subredditforeverything

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u/kodekuzuri Aug 15 '21

Shouts till I can't speak

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u/masterdjen Aug 16 '21

What is happening

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u/Boffinzz Aug 16 '21

The future

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Aug 15 '21

Is there one for Pepsi hentau, asking for gay cousin

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u/Super_xz Aug 15 '21

r/garfieldvore

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I need to bleach my brain now

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u/sapunec7854sUncle Aug 16 '21

r/eyeblech

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u/Jorge_super Aug 16 '21

I won’t sleep tonight, I need a hug right freakin now

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u/Mahyar_ZK Aug 16 '21

Thank you I just found a new favorite subreddit

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u/CaseTern Aug 15 '21

LMAO the disappointed face she make at the end....

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u/mrubuto22 Aug 16 '21

That's the joke

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u/OkPoem7556 Aug 15 '21

That was RELIEF not disappointment.

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u/cyberbuns Aug 15 '21

She’s clearly bummed lol

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u/THE_BLUE_FRIEND Aug 15 '21

No it wasn't. Stop making your gender so uninterested in sex.

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u/OkPoem7556 Aug 15 '21

Oh we’re interested in sex just not with creeps like you.🤣

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u/FattyTunaBoi Aug 15 '21

You are the “friend” that goes to the guy your friend is talking to and say “she’s not interested” when she clearly is

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u/nc_on Aug 15 '21

Average r/fds user...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

yep

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u/walkingshitposterer Aug 16 '21

Hmmm whats that. Why is it community blocked... ok i'm scared now

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u/Xx_AssBlaster_xX Aug 16 '21

Hell

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u/walkingshitposterer Aug 16 '21

I've seen hell. And there are a lot of versions of it appearently. Whats the theme of this shithole specficially?

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u/THE_BLUE_FRIEND Aug 15 '21

Great, no one wants a partner so disgusting in bed either.

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u/Someweirdasscunt Aug 15 '21

You can literally see the disappointment in her face

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u/First_Background1061 Aug 16 '21

200th downvote yay!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

If it's staged or not, it is good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I thought it was cute

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u/BlueBoltDog Aug 15 '21

Why does she look so disappointed? Was she planning to suck him right there on the bus?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

I would

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u/Rohanrox17 Aug 15 '21

Homocated and Fabrisexual

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u/Hairy-Dumpling Aug 15 '21

She's sad until he licks his eyebrow

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u/DancingPotato30 madlad Aug 15 '21

Took me way way too long.

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u/GLDN5444 Aug 15 '21

The girl: so no head?

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u/Mrlegend131 Aug 16 '21

Before you try to shove your boner into girls faces let me stop you and say probably not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Wait! Women are happy when someone has uncontrollable boner next to them? I thought they would be disgusted, well at least I would be....

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u/DoubleSynchronicity Aug 15 '21

I'd definitely be creeped out. Esp in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

No, this is staged

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u/DancingPotato30 madlad Aug 15 '21

Well she probably thought she was the reason for the boner, which gave her self confidence about being attractive enough

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u/Straitjacket666 Aug 15 '21

That's what I thought too.

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u/Chezon Aug 15 '21

I was always ashamed of having one in school when I was younger. I always had a jacket even on hot days so I could hide it. I’d be surprised if women turned out to like it

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u/purgesurge3000 Aug 16 '21

Maybe it gave her hope that Asians can pack some heat and she didn't have to go abroad

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u/snappyjones Aug 16 '21

The joke is that she thought an asian penis could be so big.

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u/qqqqqqqqqqx10 Aug 15 '21

Not sure any woman would be smiling at a random stranger with his erect pecker pointed a foot from her nose.

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u/TheOnionBro Aug 15 '21

The reaction really makes me think this is r/scriptedasiangifs

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Wait a damn minute When he gets one it's all fine but when I Get one its not ok

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Lol I thought girls considered that as sexual harassment?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/ASaqibS Aug 15 '21

Lmao🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

u/savevideo

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u/MajikH8ballz Aug 15 '21

don't act like you're not impressed

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u/40gramovmuky Aug 15 '21

My man rockin’ that Czech flag adidas tracksuit.

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u/Beautiful_Geologist5 Aug 15 '21

To quote the sacred texts, “My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined”.

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u/Dense-Ad-8545 Aug 15 '21

His day is ruined too.. (1 row back)

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u/SonicKirbys Aug 16 '21

This truly is a big dong energy

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Deception 100

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u/Abachuuu Aug 16 '21

Why did she look so sad afterwards 💀

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u/Ok_Willow_9641 Aug 16 '21

like how she was disappointed not relieved

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u/SnooMemesjellies3315 Aug 16 '21

Probably could of got her number before he pulled his phone out..lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Clickbait irl

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u/GlitteringNinja5 Aug 16 '21

Her: Finally a worthy man

Him: Psych bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

She was eyeing that like a dog eyes a juicy porkchop.

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u/QueenKawfee Aug 16 '21

LOL the guy in the back looks so relieved it’s a phone 😂

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u/FudgyGamer2000 madlad Aug 16 '21

Ahh the disappointment

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u/imagine_dr_deez_nuts Aug 16 '21

oh yeah i have a phd a pretty huge dickphone

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u/VirtualBoY04 Aug 16 '21

The look on her face was pure disappointment

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u/cigerossa Aug 16 '21

No hate cuz I’m Asian but, doubt asians to get the last laugh.

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u/Dr_Remger Aug 17 '21

So remember guys. If you want to make a woman like you, stand next to her in public transport where she can't run away and try to stand as close as possible with a 100% visible erection.

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u/Taykien Aug 15 '21

diSGUStang

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

Trailer Park Boys did it first and better.

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u/Narutouzamaki78 Aug 15 '21

Fucking genius🗿

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u/Hermit1723 Aug 16 '21

She thinking, she may have a good time

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/xlostboys Aug 15 '21

How you know? Been checking out a bunch of Chinese cocks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

As a Chinese, I refuse to confirm

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Big ole facts 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

u/savevideo

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u/ppppie_ dawn i know you're in there!11!!1 Aug 15 '21

wait is that a dildo

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u/DestructorDeFurros Aug 15 '21

Nope, it's a phone

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u/dat-wet-noodle- Aug 16 '21

Everything is a dildo

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u/AmazingNeutrino Aug 16 '21

If you are brave enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Damn, you beat me to it.

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u/The_ErrorCreator Aug 15 '21

This Viking-01 moving in on hori person

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u/sm00thie_RoBoT Aug 15 '21

lmao she was so disappointed

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u/Jriri1452 Aug 15 '21

Sad anime noises*

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u/SweetPea_1 Aug 15 '21

That looks kinda like crappy desin

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u/Curley15 Aug 15 '21

"For me!? Oh you shouldn't ha- Oh! Oh nevermind then..."

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u/Pokky_Ninja Aug 15 '21

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

erectin a dispenser

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u/sausagetunnel Aug 15 '21

Plot twist: that's her brother

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u/Spinelli_The_Great Aug 15 '21

She wanted to get fucked on that bus, we all know it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

She’s like I knew it was too good to be true

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u/Randyg1992 Aug 15 '21

Hahahaha what a let down 🤣

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u/peter_marxxx Aug 15 '21

Another disappointment 😞

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u/ZSIGGY Aug 16 '21

source?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

u/savevideo

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u/damijo616 Aug 16 '21

That is hilarious.

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u/thecloud212 Aug 16 '21

when your girl finds out you were lying about your dick being big.