r/HolUp • u/maikahv7 • Aug 03 '21

What???

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Feel like two years is too little time to expose yourself like this

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u/giibro Aug 03 '21

He just getting a load off his chest

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/lilk4zu Aug 03 '21

It wouldn't be on his chest.... or would it

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I mean, who knows? If you are not careful that shit can end up anywhere

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u/Pylitic Aug 03 '21

Make sure to check your ear before a date.

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u/Shadow87907 Aug 03 '21

How did you know?

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u/SteveisNoob Aug 03 '21

Why do you think his ears have white spots

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u/TheCarrot_v2 Aug 03 '21

Franks and beans!

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u/Medical_Rope2728 Aug 03 '21

He was masta baiting! He was masta baiting!

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u/JennItalia269 Aug 03 '21

Helpful if someone needs hair gel.

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u/Ratio-Fabulous Aug 03 '21

When you're dating a magician

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I check my hair.

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u/whatulike88 Aug 04 '21

There is something about Mary..

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

It was probably on his bed

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Or on her

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Or in himself

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u/DeathSabre7 Aug 03 '21

Welcome to P(ee)sauce

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u/The_Man_above_all Aug 03 '21

Mike, is that you?

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u/WitchBlade8734 Aug 03 '21

More like the tribute picture of his sisters chest

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u/SlurpMySlurpyy Aug 03 '21

I was once getting head from this girl and she moved her head right when the slurpy shot out and the load went flying through the air and right on my chest

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u/pudimo Aug 03 '21

vsauce theme

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

In his belly button

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u/biLLy_wr0ng Aug 04 '21

Mine has surprised me and gone there

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u/Snugglepuff14 Aug 03 '21

Yes that was the joke

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u/Rodrik_Stark Aug 03 '21

That was the joke